I haven't so much made a success of myself as simply fallen through the cracks in my life and somehow landed buttered side up. I am toast. The fifty percent lucky slice that you rescue from your kitchen counter and shove in your mouth as you run out the door, breathless and late, to start your new day.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

This is a My Son the Wizard AU. Petunia discovers her sister's journal revealing Harry's true parentage years earlier than in My Son the Wizard. A much more reckless and irresponsible Tony Stark now has custody of his five-year-old magical son. Will he decide to raise him or will it prove too much responsibility for the playboy?Will he turn into the type of father he always feared?

Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?

When Loki decided to literally stab Coulson in the back with his magical sceptor, there was one thing the Norse God, Director Fury, and the Avengers didn't count on. Phil Coulson's wife. Fem!Harry.

I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..

Romantically you dream of who will save you from your agony, care enough to return for the one left behind. Truly I must be cursed . . . .

Part One of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions change lives. What happens when a series of decisions set you on the path to become a completely different person? When Edward decides to return life has already moved on.