Argentine Rosehide bio
Author has written 15 stories for Les Miserables. And so four years (and several appalling haircuts and what can be only be described as a tragi-comic nervous breakdown largely enduced by working in the independant film industry) since I last posted anything at all here, Javert walks into my garret and says "Well, since you're obviously not writing any of the stuff your boss asked for, or doing any of the work you brought home - much less fixing the heating or cleaning your frankly unsanitary appartment - why don't you write about me again?" Well, obviously he didn't *literally* walk in. That would open a whole other can of worms . . . |
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The Bounty Hunters Of Paris by KatsuraKotaro reviews
New heights of silliness are attained by four mismatched Les Mis favourites; Javert, Eponine, Fantine and Courfeyrac. Follow their escapades through the curious world of Parisian bounty hunting, sprinkled liberally with references to other fandoms.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Javert, Fantine, Eponine, Courfeyrac
Looking for the Right by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
The humane one confronts Enjolras. Updated!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Bahorel, Javert
Cold Comfort by Ms. Pen reviews
An innocent flirtation becomes the downfall of a baker's naive daughter. A JavertOFC fic doesn't alter the ending of the novel. Rated for adult themes.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Javert
Inspector Javert's Very Bad Day by AmZ reviews
Javert in Wonderland, for a very arbitrary definition of Wonderland. Takes literally the phrase 'He had but little skull.' Part of the "You Know Nothing of Javert" story arc.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Javert, Fantine - Complete
The Picture Portrait Gallery by Kang Xiu reviews
The secret of les Amis: really they all hate one another. A study of each member as they go about it. Now it is time for Grantaire's monologue.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Man of Paris by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! In response to his awareness of the crappiness of the world, Enjolras chooses a different course of action than you would expect. Instead of overthrowing the government he becomes a knight-errant! LM - Man of La Mancha - Monty Python
Crossover - Les Miserables & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Enjolras - Complete
La Journee est Finie by Kang Xiu reviews
An experiment with an original character, attempting to make something out of nothing. A girl learns to walk a road that has no end, and interferes with canon without really changing it.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2004
Le Temps des Cerises by Doc M reviews
39 years after ‘Les Amis de l'ABC’ fell on the barricades, another generation fights for survival. Where is Marius Pontmercy now?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Marius - Complete
Sauron's Throne by biggstrek reviews
A silly look at the inner workings of Sauron's mind. Hopefully you'll get a chuckle out of it. Small, but funny chapters. Go on, Read, Review and Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Sauron, Gandalf
On the steps of a wineshop by AmZ reviews
Challenge drabble. Two men ponder loss of direction.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Grantaire, Valjean - Complete
Reassurance by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Valjean leaves the barricades with Marius; but someone tries to stop them.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/13/2004
Unfinished by Manon reviews
What you do with a desk full of bad poetry.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Bahorel - Complete
Conversation with a Dead Man by Calatrice reviews
Late one night on the Pearl Jack has a most unwelcome visitor. Who says dead men tell no tales? Short and complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
I Will Not Watch the Ocean by Elske reviews
A pirate fic of a different colour - starring Will Turner's mum. Notable appearances by Bootstrap, Jack, and sexy!Barbossa. Updated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
Les Miserables for Dummies by The Lark reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
Les Miserables: The Real Story by The Lark reviews
Very bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2002
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Superstitions by AmZ reviews
Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Javert - Complete
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Vague Flashfics on the Horizons reviews
A series of double drabbles treating some AU stories one never sees - because they're just too depressing.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
And I'm Javert! reviews
There are so many different interpretations of Javert, what would happen if they all met? To be honest, you probably don't want to know . . . Javert himself certainly doesn't!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Javert
Goodness has nothing to do with it reviews
Javert singularly fails to make a positive difference, and the limitations of goodness are revealed to a young La Magnon.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Javert, Babet
A Pursuit reviews
AU. Valjean is given a helping hand by Vidocq rather than the Bishop of Digne and in 1817 finds himself a Surete agent in Paris. However, his destiny is still linked to that of a certain Javert, whose life has also taken a rather different turn.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Javert, Valjean
Endow This Horse With A Human Face reviews
Cross over with Tangled. Inspector Javert decides to purchase a horse and, in doing so, finds a kindred spirit.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Javert, Valjean
Everything You Know Is Wrong reviews
A simple errand to buy a book of poems leads Marius to a most peculiar reunion, and to the realisation that several things in his past weren't quite as he'd believed them to be.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Marius
The Confession reviews
On a seemingly ordinary Saturday the bad tempered parish priest of Montreuil unwillingly takes Javert's confession - he's in for a long day!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Javert - Complete
Over The Wall reviews
Which tells the story leading up to Valjean's first escape from prison. Bigger. Longer and Uncut! Beware the very badly writen i don't do romance slash. Expanded for AmZ. Finally finished.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Bienvenu a Pantin, Maitre Javert! reviews
When Javert moved to Paris he was hoping for mystery and intrigue, and, what with a dememted burglar, the hyperactive head of the Surete, the increasingly erratic behaviour of the girl upstairs and a couple of unwelcome faces from the past, he gets it!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
Au Revoir Yellow Brick Road reviews
Valjean and Cosette DO set off for England, and Marius and Javert decide to follow them. Cue rampant stupidity, parody, OOC-Ness, cross-over and the odd musical number
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
A woman's claws reviews
Post Gorbeau and an exasperated (and slightly OOC) Javert strikes a bargain with Eponine. Unfinished. Rated because Eponine has a dirty mouth.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
Insignificant Details reviews
AU fic with a crappy title. Javert finds himself saddled with Cosette in 1820 - how will this affect the unfolding of events in M-SUR-M? Could get a bit mushy - but might not (depends which side of evil I'm on)edging closer to the end
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Seven Dead Mariuses reviews
I love AU fics and I hate Marius. So I have perverted cannon seven times, each one resulting in the demise of M Pontemercy.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Every Student's Dream reviews
How do you get every student in Paris together for police surveillance? Agent Rougemont - inspired by Grantaire - has a plan involving opera, free oranges and a certain famous courtesan. But can he get Javert to agree to it? V silly story FINISHED
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
Interview with a Miserable reviews
Just what it says on the tin! My screen persona asks assorted mizzies some v silly questions. Will we gain insight and wisdom? Probs not. Will we have a laugh? Hopefully yes. FINISHED
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Complete
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