Mr. Skurleton
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Joined 04-25-14, id: 5687971, Profile Updated: 11-12-18
Author has written 14 stories for Elder Scroll series, and Dragon Age.

Update 11/01/2018: I am now doing review tags. Review one of my stories and I'll return the favor giving as much as I get.

I can also be found over on archive of our own, same pen name. Some stories that were once posted here are now only found over there.

Hello, hi, yes I live here. Why do you ask?

Some days I just kick my keyboard down a flight of stairs and hope for the best.

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Morpheus by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
Ayah Surana dreams no more. She finds this state to be agreeable.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,121 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/15/2019 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Surana, Cullen] Zevran A., Mouse
Crush by WaywardLassie reviews
Hawke is alarmed when she realizes she is harboring a crush on her closest friend and confidant. It'll pass, right? (Hawke x Varric)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,265 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Varric T., unknown 1
Rabbit Hearted by apastelgoblin reviews
By all laws of nature she should be his prey. The sound of her little beating heart calls to the beast inside him. They say that the only time one can be brave is when they are afraid. When the rabbit is dragged into matters much larger than herself, he finds himself fighting desperately to keep her alive.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,556 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Vilkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
In Which Sebastian is the Reasonable One by SerenityFalconNormandy reviews
Written based on the Dragon Age Reddit Weekly Writing Prompt: Sun, sand, annoyed, brown All Souls Day is coming, and Marian can't take Anders and Fenris bickering anymore.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2017 - [unknown 1, Fenris] Anders, Sebastian V. - Complete
World Too Small by DarthAmmonite reviews
When you are seven and a half feet tall-not including the horns-the human world is a little too small for your liking. Particularly the chairs. (M for inevitably foul Iron Bull dialog/bondage/etc.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,834 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Iron Bull, Inquisitor] Varric T., Dorian - Complete
To Follow the Road Home by caffeinatedmusing reviews
Ceirin & Teldryn have a solid thing going; adventure and coin aplenty. But Ceirin's titles come with some serious implications. And the Thalmor haven't failed to notice. Times like these call for keeping friends close, enemies at swordpoint, and family at a distance. Disavowed by his guild, and disowned by his parents, can Ceirin get by leaning on the only one he has left? part III
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Brynjolf, Legate Rikke, Ondolemar, Teldryn Sero - Complete
Causa Mortis by fluttermoth reviews
While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 330,745 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
That World Will Cease to Be by DraconicSecrets115 reviews
(Being reread and edited! Currently on: Ch. 9) Miraak served his dragon gods faithfully, though restlessly, until Apocrypha revealed to him his power and destiny. He was dragonborn, and that meant he could change the world, just as fate had decreed. The dragons were not gods, he learned. He would serve them no more; he would overthrow their tyrannical rule and bring them death.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 239,313 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Alduin, Paarthurnax, Miraak, Hermaeus Mora
From Past to Present by fluttermoth reviews
A collection of Skyrim drabbles. Pairings so far: Cicero/Listener, Erandur/F!OC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Cicero V., Camilla Valerius, Faendal, Erandur
Wanted by Cassandragon reviews
An Elder Scrolls fan story set between the events of Oblivion and Skyrim concerning an Imperial City merchant's terrible mistake and the events that follow.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
Triumvirate by Allekha reviews
Sweet Almalexia, brilliant Sotha Sil, loyal Vivec - Nerevarine remembers them, and remembers their betrayal.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Almalexia, Vivec, Sotha Sil, OC - Complete
Threadbare by BigEvilShine reviews
A small town seamstress is having issues with the local sorceress and her Dremora thrall. OC x Dremora.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2015
Strolling across the sky by Swordslinger95 reviews
With the World Eater slain, and the Civil War back in full swing, the Dragonborn shall walk the endless path to amass the greatest collection of iron daggers Nirn has ever known. Join Dragonborn Amalia Farseer and her ever loyal (and beleaguered) follower, Lydia the Housecarl. The two of them shall brave Skyrim's many perils, from scary bears to guards with knee problems.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Tea, Toast, and Daedra by Irrepressable reviews
It isn't every day that an Argonian catches a cold. It's even less often that a Dremora takes care of a sick Argonian. Sparkticus and Lost-In-The-Forest friendship. Takes place a few years before Call It A Hunch. Now with part II!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Skyrim Drabbles by Gemleaf reviews
A collection of mini one-shots and drabbles. Basically a bunch of stories told out of order.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015
Children's Day by Queen Maria reviews
A Breton holiday's true meaning is made abundantly clear.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Babette - Complete
The Hearts of the Falmer by robinwitch1 reviews
The Dwemer enslavement of the Snow Elves and their transformation into the Betrayed, or the Falmer, outlasted the Dwemer themselves by thousands of years. This is the story of how it was eventually brought to an end. (Replaces chapters formerly published as separate stories.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Erandur, Serana, Gelebor, Madena
87 Rules for the Inexperienced Dovhakiin by princechaz2011 reviews
A basic list of rules that all Dovhakiin are expected to follow in High Hrothgar.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
All Hallow's Eve by StarGazers reviews
A not-so-fun Halloween experience for our beloved L.A Prince and my darling OC.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Prince S. LaCroix, OC - Complete
Skyrim high by Reenava reviews
this is a fun little sotry I made about skyrim high. it's just a fun story so please dont judge
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Legate Rikke, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Beyond the Sea by Riley Mourne reviews
Their relationship has always been tumultuous, changing day to day and never quite defined. Friends or rivals, Shield-Siblings or enemies; she doesn't know. She trusts him - all of them - with her life. But never, in a thousand years, did she expect this.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Aela - Complete
The Sons of Baroth: An Elder Scrolls Novel by SuperGreG reviews
4E49-Fifty years after the Oblivion Crisis & more than six years since the events of the Infernal City. Karl gro-Baroth had been raised by a Nord, but his blood was as Orcish his brothers. With the Guild Master gone, the Fighters Guild needed proper leadership. The first question was obvious. What was he going to do about it? Oblivion, Infernal City/Lord of Souls & Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Complete
The Hungering Soul by Shameless Fox reviews
Who knows what lies beneath the snows. What...creature lies beneath it. Imprisoned by ice, and sustained by magic, is this creature friend, or foe...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - OC
Lex and the Thief by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Mandila was a thief that found herself drawn toward Lex, and he was the captain that threatened to destroy her world. She shouldn't have found him interesting, but she wasn't known for caution, and the two were bound to clash at some point.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,051 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Labyrinth: Immortal Love by KnifeEdge reviews
Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
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The Wicked Flame reviews
He would never know what was running through her mind in that moment, with his hand caught in hers and the crowds milling around them. Whether the mead that flowed from dozens of tapped casks had gone to her head or if he was merely the victim of a cruel whim. In the end, it wouldn't matter. (chapters 1-4 have been rewritten.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 11/4/2018 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ondolemar] Argis the Bulwark, Elenwen
Secret Keeper: To Walk a Path of Glass reviews
Things are not going well for Inquisitor Lavellan. An ancient darkspawn wants his hand, he's been put in charge of a growing band of misfits that oft try punching each other, his memory has been torn to shreds and there's word from Ferelden of more trouble falling from the sky. Luckily, he need not face this world nor any other alone. (Will diverge from canon and cover post game)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 8/6/2018 - [Dorian, Lavellan]
Lily in Red reviews
"You have a debt to pay Muiri." He stopped directly before her and leaned down until his hands grasped the table to which her back was pressed. The bottle she'd been holding fell from her shaking hands to spill along the stones beneath them, forgotten as swiftly as all her brave little words. "Did you think I would not return to collect what is owed?"
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Dark Brotherhood Murderer, Muiri
We Merry Band of Misfits reviews
Kirkwall's champion looked thoughtful for a moment. "Honestly I can't really think of a time when something wasn't exploding or bleeding or on fire. Hell, hang around with my friends long enough and you're likely to see all three at once." Some distant memory brought a slight smirk to his face. "but if you can't find the time to enjoy life, then you make it for yourself."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Isabela, Anders, Varric T., Fenris
The Devil You Know reviews
Keelan isn't much of a mage by any standards. Rather than disappointing her family further she wishes only to disappear into the vast land of Skyrim. But an ill-fated trip to Dawnstar and a rose shaped staff cut that dream short. Now with a companion she can't un-summon and a lie she can't afford to correct, she'll have to navigate a dangerous world of magic, love and family.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Ancano, OC, Altmer
The Elder Scribbles: Dear Fourth Wall reviews
A look into some of the other messages those couriers are carrying around. Letters written to and from a whole host of different characters with all manner of bizarre situations included. For amusement purposes only. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Complete
Dear Fourth Wall: Thedas Edition reviews
What follows is a dutifully collected series of notes, journal entries and strongly worded letters from across Thedas. Just a bit of fun to distract me from my other works. Please enjoy.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Complete
For The Hoard reviews
For what is a dragon without her stuff? Just a silly bit of nonsense. Enjoy.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2018 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
Easily reviews
Dorian bit his lower lip, took a slow breath and steeled his nerve. "I thought we might… talk." "Oh?" "Yes. Its all very nice this flirting business." It was surprisingly easy to slip into the old patterns, to adopt the 'hunter's posture' and begin what was sure to be one hell of a chase. "I am however, not a very nice man."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2018 - [Dorian, Lavellan] - Complete
A Slow Waltz reviews
Arriving at the Winter Palace amidst a night of celebrations and conspiracies our favorite well dressed mage makes a teasing little challenge to the Inquisitor. What follows, well you'll just have to read to find out.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 7/16/2018 - [Dorian, Lavellan] Sera, Iron Bull - Complete
The Sum of I reviews
Ask an adventurer what they do, and they will tell you a hundred stories. Ask them why, and they will only tell you one.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hero of Kvatch, Hermaeus Mora, Argonian
Atramentous Eidolon reviews
Astrid felt the contract of a child wasn't worth pursuing, that such things were too frivolous for her family. Fortunately for Aventus, someone will answer his prayer.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake reviews
One potion of passion, a fickle, easily distracted assassin and a daedric prince. What is the worse that could happen?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Cicero V., Dark Brotherhood Murderer, Arnbjorn, Astrid - Complete
Flesh reviews
Sacred rites beget the finest of feasts. Where delicacies few ever get to taste can be found on platter and plate. One need only raise a fork to sample the succulent, just don't ask where that choice cut came from. Please R&R.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
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