What up, bitches! I am Pure Hazard and I'm sure you can guess why! *smirks*

Now, cause it's nearly universal on FF profiles, here's some questions which I copied from other people's pages and I'm answering them, but nothing too revealing, and I don't mean physically... *winks*

Grade: Freshman... I think... WTF is up wid' dis'?

Sex: Female... gimme one sec.. *looks down* Yep... definitely female

Name: Hell nawh... You guys just get my initial, which is a G. Some people call me S. though.
What you call me: Pure Hazard. But Hazard for short, please. So Badass.

Height: ...5 feet 3 inches. *cries* It's the genes I swear! *grins*

Home: Let's test your knowledge of geography - largest island in the world. I'm somewhere in there, bitches. Don't come find me. XJ

Weight: 60 ks, and it's all muscle. I do Taekwondo which involves lots of cardio, stretching, kickboxing and strength building. *TV voice* How-to-kick-ass also included.

Activities: R&Ring fics, Steam CS:GO, Listening to music, Writing, Watching TV, Exercising, School *blargh*... Pissing people off... *grins* ... and cracking dirty jokes

Favourite thing about myself: In case you haven't figured it out already, major tomboy. Hell yeah! Love mah life!

Favourite Shows:

Supernatural

The Walking Dead

Doctor Who

The Last Ship

Castle

NCIS Los Angeles

Haven

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (I did all the dots, did you notice?!?!? Reeeaaaalll dedication, ami riight??)

Scooby Doo (tell anyone and I'll kill you *glares*)

Bones

The Simpsons

Top Gear

Z Nation (It's a comedy, I swear! Seriously, there was a bus full of zombies/walkers all dressed up as freaking Abraham Lincoln! WTF! And then the guy was like, 'This is so wrong...' IT'S FLIPPING HILARIOUS!)

REALLY WANNA WATCH:

-GAME OF THRONES

-AMERICAN HORROR STORY

Favourite movies:

Fast and Furious (1, 4, 5, 6, 7. 2Fast2Furious & Tokyo Drift were just strange)

Die Hard (all of them)

Alien (again, all of them. Though Aliens was the best)

The Matrix (definitely 2nd was the awesomest, most badass and sexiest (no I'm not gay))

Guardians of the Galaxy and all Marvel except for the original Hulk and both Thor films (sorry...)

DEADPOOL - GONNA BE THE BEST MOVIE OF 2016. CIVAL WAR COMES SECOND

Godzilla (both, although the second one was AWESOME)

Jurassic World

Rock of Ages

San Andreas

REALLY WANNA WATCH:

-Ted

-Ted 2

-Kill Bill

-PSYCHO

Favourite Artists:

Nickelback

Skrillex

Saving Abel

Knife Party

Shinedown

AC/DC

Asking Alexandria

Black Veil Brides (BVB)

Fall Out Boy (FOB)

Enrique Iglesias

Falling In Reverse

Linkin Park

Flo Rida

Limp Bizkit

Michael Jackson - Thriller, yeah!

Blitzkrieg Bop

Sleeping with Sirens (SWS)

Furious 7 Soundtrack

Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack

I love pretty much anything that's Rock, Rap, Techno or Alternate

Favourite animal: Da Wolf!

Favourite single songs:

Sexyback - Justin Timberlake

Sexy Bitch - Leah/David Guetta

X - Jason Derulo

The Sweet Touch - Bloodhound Gang

The Nights (Avicii by Avicii) - Avicii

Pyromania
Independence Day
Stalker
Original Me
Sinner on the Dancefloor
Evacuate the Dancefloor - Cascada

Marvin Gaye - Marvin Gaye

Five More Hours - Deorro & Chris Brown

I like It
Tonight (I'm F# You) - Enrique Iglesias & Pitbull

Worth It - Fifth Harmony

Dance Again - Jennifer Lopez

Don't Tell 'Em - Jeremih

Case Closed
Red Planet - Little Mix

Sexy and I Know It
Put That A$$ to Work - LMAFO

Dr Feelgood - Motley Crue

Do It Again - Pia Mia & Chris Brown & Tyra

Fight Song - Rachel Platten

Notorious - The Saturdays

Switch - Will Smith

Grace - Will Young

Favourite Animes: Deathnote, Codebreaker, (I'm gonna start watching Gangsta soon so... and Blood: The Last Dark (?), I keep forgetting the last part... hmm...

Favourite books:

Virals!

Maximum Ride!

Love anything with mutation, romance, action and violence! Swearing's also good!

Throne of Glass
Crown of Midnight
Heir of Fire - Sarah J. Maas

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) Bella: Don't make me bite you! Me: So, you're a cannibal?

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!)

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro

Friends:

Legate Dogmeat

Nudget

Jerk (To my Bitch) (Supernatural fans will get this ;)

(There's others, but they have real names, so...)

"Men don't cry. They have moisturised eyes." - Fang, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"It's only funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's F# hilarious." - Unknown

"You are such a great friend, I'll stick with you through thick and thin... but if there's a zombie attack, you're on your own." - T-Bones158

"And just like that... F# you." - Legate Dogmeat

"Dude... go die in a ditch." - Me

"That is a gun in my pants... but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you." - Deadpool

"I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness." - Unknown

"You find it offensive? I find it funny... that's why I'm happier than you." - Unknown

"I could have avoided you, but somehow I knew you were a collision worth having." - Unknown

"I vill now destroy the Snickuhs bars!" - The Gasman, Maximum Ride

"We each survive in our own way." Celaena Sardothien, Throne of Glass

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

"You collect scars because you want proof that you are paying for whatever sins you've committed." - Celaena Sardothien, Throne of Glass

"'Username or password is incorrect' Well at least it tells me which one it is." - Unknown

"I am a ninja."
"No you're not."
"Did you see me do that?"
"Do what?"
"Exactly." - Unknown

I'm shy at first, but... I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.

"Thanks wind. You totally raped my hair." - Unknown

"Seriously, I don't know when that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them." - Daffy Duck

"I didn't do it."
"Then why are you laughing?"
"Cause, whoever did is a freaking genius!" - Unknown

Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer.

"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."

"I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can't handle!"

"You could rattle the stars. You could do anything if only you dared. And deep down, you know it too. And that's what scares you the most." - Celanea Sardothien, Throne of Glass

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

JACK: It's pronounced 'shit', get it right.

Who is this 'Jack Schitt' do you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone say, 'You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Now Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt, married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt,

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the 'Schitt-Happens' wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pis Schitt.

So now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!," you can correct them.

'The Story of Jack Schitt' belongs to T-Bones158, unless he copied it from someone else and didn't say anything. Highly doubtful though. ;)

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Copy and Paste!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a glass door, multiple times, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have never broken a bone and are quite surprised by that 'cause you are so clumsy, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's it weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and off is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

whispering* If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're aware that so many people pretend to be someone they;re not, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've said something that has had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate put this in your profile!

IF YOU READ PEOPLE'S PROFILES LOOKING FOR THINGS TO COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: banyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, Pure Hazard

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to/have SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

If you agree that Awkward day is the funniest thing ever! copy and paste this on your profile! (Awkward day is when you add 'in your pants' or 'in bed' to the end of every sentence e.g. "how are you...in bed?"

Chandler: 'Ever wonder what hurts more giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts? You know since no one can experience both'

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'

'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'

'Cute but evil. Things even out.'

'You're ugly, and that's sad.'

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'

'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.'

'I know how you feel. I just don't care.'

'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'

'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.'

'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'

'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.

Stay awesome, bitches
_Hazard