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ELLO GOVNA! Welcome to my profile! Here's some random facts about me and my writing!

Name: Katherine but call me Kat!

Fave anime: Fairy Tale, Blue Exorcist, Pretty Cure, Another, Corpse Party

Fave books: Percy Jackson (House of Hades! Yippee! Read it! Loved it!) Beautiful Creatures series, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Divergent (Not really after Allegiant ), The Fault in Our Stars and MANY more. ( I'm a HUGE bookworm :P)

I usually get inspired when ever I read a book I love.

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Eye Color: So dark eyes they're practically black. So kind of like Fang's!

Race: Mexican :P

Height: I'm pretty tall unfortunately. 5'8" to be exact on the verge of 5'9".

Country: USA!

Fave Color: Light Blue

Man I feel like I'm filling out a dating website. Well if you're interested just contact me at ineedalifelikeseriouslyiliveoffanfictiontothepointimconsideredinneedofserioushelp@!

What am I currently reading? : Does Wattpad and fan fiction count?

Fave Shipping Names: LAZEL (Which is sadly officially not going to happen D:) FAX!, FOURTRIS, (RIP Tris ): )(UM the Hunger Games one is kinda funny so let's just say it's Katniss and Peeta), PERCABETH, Clace, and that's all I can think of at the top of my head.

What's the worst book ending you've read? Um it's a toughy but it's probably Allegiant. Divergent was an amazing series that I instantly fell in love with but sadly the 3rd book was a huge disappointment. It really made it look like the first two books where just a waste.

What's your favorite book? I don't really have a favorite since I've read so many. But my all time favorite series are Maximum Ride, Beautiful Creatures (Also known as the Caster Chronicles) (I probably like it more than Max) and the Percy Jackson series.

What's your least favorite book? Hmm, I don't really know. It would probably me the Mortal Instruments series or the Harry Potter series. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! I just couldn't get lost in them like I usually do. Wait, wait, wait, it's probably Eragon! It was pretty much a pointless book since the 'big' ending happened in like half a chapter after I read like a good over 3,000 pages!

Are you a Directioner? Sorry but no. I don't hate them but I definitely not head over heels for them. But I might or might not have a crush on a certain Irish member.

How long have you been writing?: About 2 or 3 years. But my Maximum Ride fan fiction is the first story I have uploaded for others to see.

Curious about me? PM a question and I'll answer!

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a new found respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You're Team Fang instead of Team Edward or Team Jacob

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (Is this true? IDK)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia. (I actually did develop claustrophobia but for different reasons.)

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

List your top 12 favorite Maximum Ride Characters and list them in random order. The result is pretty funny and weird.

1. Ella

2. Gazzy

3. Jeb

4. Nudge

5. Iggy

6. Dr. Martinez

7. Angel

8. Max

9. Total

10. Dylan (Not my favorite)

11. Lissa (Not my favorite)

12. Fang

Have you ever read a 6/11 story?

Dr. M and Lissa? Um no.

Do you think 4 is hot? how Hot?

Nudge? I think she's pretty but hot?

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Fang got Max pregnant? I would start jumping around like a maniac and squealing, thinking about baby names!

Do you recall any stories about nine?

Stories about Total. Hmm, maybe with Total and Akila.

Do you think two and six make a good couple?

Gazzy and Dr. M? Oh hell no!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Iggy/Total or Iggy/Dylan... Iggy/Dylan because that way it isn't considered beastiality.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and ten having sex?

Angel walked in on Gazzy and Dylan having sex... *Angel never was the same again*

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Ella and Max? Some people have pretty messed up minds...

Suggest a title for seven/twelve/hurt/comfort fic.

Angel/Fang/Hurt/Comfort The Dark Guardian... I dunno.

Make a summary for a three/ten fic

Jeb stops at nothing to kidnap Max and return her who she rightfully belongs to. Dylan.

If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Song fic about Max, huh. Still Into You by Paramore.Maybe about her relationship with Fang on how they've been together through thick and thin. I don't know.

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ella/Dr. Martinez/ Fang Warning: The following program will demonstrate what happens when you break a Martinez member's heart.

When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Iggy? It's been a while...

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one- night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Ella and Angel are in a happy relationship until Total runs off with Nudge. Ella, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Lissa and a brief unhappy affair with Fang, then follows the wise advice of Iggy and finds true love with Jeb. *Runs away screaming off a cliff*

What title would you give the fic above?

Cocaine Is One Hell of A Drug

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Angel and Max? Is canon a ship? Trust me, people have done that...

Which of the following ship names with Iggy do you ship the most? Eggy, Niggy, Miggy, and Figgy.

Eggy5lyfe! (get it cuz 5 is bigger than 4). Fang and Max are meant to be and Iggy is not getting in the way of that! As for Nudge and Iggy I honestly don't know why it's shipped. Nudge and Iggy are not once given a hint that they're interested in each other whatsoever unlike Ella and Iggy.

Who's your least favorite character from Maximum Ride?

Angel with a passion. Sure, I dislike Dylan very, very, VERY, much but Angel just gets on my nerves. She used to be one of my favorite characters until she became a selfish brat. Not only did she ship Mylan, she pretty much killed Fang and kicked Max out of the flock just so she could become leader herself.

Who's your favorite character other than Max and Fang?

Iggy! I was pretty upset to discover that JP didn't really develop his character and faded into the background but I still love him! (Iggy that is :P)

Which book from the series was your favorite? Which one was your least favorite?

My favorite was 'Fang' excluding the ending. It was full of Fax fluff that's why I love it but yeah, Dylan just had to come into the picture and screw it all up! As for my least it's 'Angel'. Now that book was just a flat out mess! Like seriously, I couldn't even! Nevermore is close behind. I got really frustrated at Max in Nevermore. Kissing Dylan and all.

The Game

Let's play a game. It's called 'The Game'.

The object of the game is not to think about the game. If you think about it you lose and you have to say out loud "I lost the game". You have 30 minutes to forget before it restarts. Get as many people to participate in order to annoy and frustrate your friends whenever you or others lose the game and remind others.

For example at the moment you and I have both lost the game since we are thinking about it. You have 30 minutes. Go!