Fang is the "loser" at his tiny high school, because he can't talk to anyone at all. His brain shuts down. His tongue twists up. He's got so much to say, but no one he can say it to. But Max is different. Fang has no problem talking to her. He even finds himself falling for her. Max is everything Fang wants, except she's not human. (sensitive topics. reader discretion.)

Life sucks when you're a mutant bird-kid on the run. Especially when you're the leader of the Flock. So when Max sees a shooting star, she makes a wish. But sometimes what you wish for isn't what you want.

Shy, awkward genetics professor Fang believes he has love down to a science. But that's is thrown out the window when he meets Maxine, a girl that completely fails his questionnaire. But gradually, Max teaches him that love can't be measured on a bell curve, and feelings can't be calculated. [DISCONTINUED WITH NO HOPE FOR REVIVAL]

[discontinued but up for sh*ts and giggles] Max is in a personal hell, having just lost her high-profile job and having to relocate to the scaggiest apartment in Manhattan. Fang just moved across the country, with only a couple cockroaches in his sink for company. What happens when the not-It girl and the new guy find out they're next-door neighbors? Something new.

"Her name is Willow. Take her. I don't want her." After the rebellion, Katniss barely goes outside. She depends on Greasy Sae to look after her and can't interact with anyone else, not even Peeta. Then a baby is left on her doorstep. With no-one to look after it but herself and Peeta, the responsibility of caring for a child might just be what brings them together again.

Phoenix and her little brother, Dylan II are exploring a city just before sunset. Their parents have told them stories of what the world was like when it was filled with people, but their reactions are utterly different. Oneshot. First fanfiction written. Hope you enjoy!

These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH

What would happen if Camp Half-Blood allows WiFi and Internet? Not to mention Facebook! Now the demigods have gone addicted and it would cost total chaos!

Max met him on an airplane to Paris. She liked him instantly. What's not to like: the shaggy hair, the mysterious black eyes, the rough, deepvoice and the perfect lips. But it didn't matter. It's not like she was going to see him after that incident anyways. So when she sees him everywhere...what does she think? Stalker much? Nope. At least, not according to him. More like Destiny.

Warning: some "more then mild" cussing. In this story, the five kids are more dimensional. Augustus is a self confident clown, Violet is a pressured overachiever, Veruca is outgoing, has a screwed up home life and craves actual friends, Mike is a cynical rebel, and Charlie is a naïve pushover. The story unravels VERY differently because of these changed characters.

"This horrible umbrella won't extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I'm so sorry." James and Lily Muggle AU For @jiilys at tumblr and for jilyweek

After a terrible set up, Max's reputation is ruined forever. She is one of the most wanted people across New York. Two boys are on her case. Fang and Iggy. These boys capture Max, and they are considered golden. However, they turn out to be the ones that set Max up and got her into this mess. How will their relationship end up? Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs- the nicknames were utter nonsense, Lily had always thought, but nonetheless, the mystery of their meanings ate away at her until she finally burst, "What's the deal with the nicknames?" and her nemesis gave her the entirely fabricated story of how the Marauders got their nicknames. Oneshot.

What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?

"Oh, come on, Evans, we all know I'm yours and you're mine."/ "I'll be yours when…..when….when Snape gets a girlfriend." James Potter comes up with yet another plan to get the girl that turns into so much more. [HUMOUR/DRAMA/FRIENDSHIP]. R&R? {NOW COMPLETE.}

The only thing scarier than life on the island, is life after the island.

FAX ONESHOT (POST NEVERMORE) After getting into an accident with Fang, Max ends up breaking her ankle. With no one to watch over her besides a protective, overbearing Fang, it's literally just her and him. And she's about to lose it. (THREE YEARS AFTER WORLD ENDING)

A young thief gets more than he bargained for when he tries to steal vegetables. One-shot. Hazelle/Mr. Hawthorne.

After Max gets with Dylan, Fang surprisingly doesn't feel too bad. Even relieved, but he's not the only one. With Max out of the way, Iggy takes his chance with the raven haired boy, which results in some conflict within the flock! This story follows the adventures and tasks of the flock and their newest couple as they travel around the whole of America.

Because no matter how hard the Red-Haired Wonder tries, she'll never be good enough for the boy in black. The ten lies detailing the short relationship between Nick and Lissa.

A series of diary entries pertaining to moments in the lives of the ASOUE characters.

Whatever happened to Omega and the Director after Itex's fall in STWAOES? The theory: They went to Tahiti. What better place for a vacation from life? Well, possibly anywhere...A very strange oneshot. Semi-parody.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Harry had assumed that private lessons with Dumbledore would involve some kind of training. And he was right...in a way.