Name: Batman

Age: Almost 13

Hair: Auburn Hazelnut

Eyes: Beer/Tree Bark

Height: 5'5

OK...I'm not REALLY Batman...I'm SECRETLY Batman...Most peeps call me Dingo...Dingo Forst...So ya. DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!

Fairy Tail is awesome. I'm currently caught up.

Fun Names, READ MINE THEN COPY AND PASTE!

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Natizzle (hellish to pronounce :()

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Green Llama (?)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, and current street name): Raven Dingo (WTF?)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Stedizap (Even harder than a Polish tongue twister)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Neon Green Root Beer (Yay!)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Salomon (More like Burnt Salmon)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME(fruit, and something that can go wrong): Watermelon Cake (The whole idea of Watermelon Cake seems wrong!)

YOUR PIRATE NAME:(color, pirate accessory): Salmon Parot ( i think I'm going high)

YOUR MODEL NAME:(shape, fruit, mascara) Triangular Watermelon Mascara (Jeez,)

Copy and paste this into your profile if your cousin's cat is evil, and your cat is cool.

Copy and paste this into your profile if your a funky person.

In the book Stargirl, it says that star people are rare, and the movie Stardust says the same thing. Copy and paste this into your profile if your are a star person.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

PERCABETH FOREVER!!

If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth, copy & paste this to your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

LONG LIVE THE GODS!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN THE GREEK GODS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

MythScavenger (I'm a daughter of Poseidon! Said so on the movie website with the quiz! Go BROTHERS PERCY AND TYSON!)

groverismyboy/Lesli (daughter of Iris! Goooooooo Rainbows!)

mousie007/Batman(Daughter of Artemis)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you... WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT! AND PARTY EVERY DAY!

If you sing in the shower, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sing Do you like waffles? Yeah, I like waffles. Do you like Pancakes? Yeah I like pancakes. Do you like french toast? Yeah I like french toast. in the shower, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you lllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeee PJO copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth Chase and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods,HarryPercyEragonJosh,Bobbythebear, percabethrocks, D2000, kittiesrock90210, groverismyboy, mousie007

97 percent of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a cliff. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 3 percent screaming "JUMP!"

96.5 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Justin Beiber asked them out. If you're part of the 3.5 percent who would slap him, copy and paste this into your profile.

85 percent of people are homophobic. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 15 percent of people who don't care.

90 percent of teens would die if Robert Pattison said breathing was out. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent who think he's ugly. (I don't know who he even is.)

94 percent of teens would stop wearing clothes if designer name brands said being naked was cool. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 6 percent that can resist stupid fads.

95 percent of teens root for main characters in books. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5 percent that like minor characters.

DEPRESSING WARNING

I walked on the street

A guy pulled me aside

stripped off my clothes

raped me

said you can' tell

otherwise he'd kill me

took a pregnancy test

positive

how will i tell my parents?

my life is screwed up

I am only 11. I got my period early.

need an abortion

when I got to the doctor?

no, he says.

WHAT?

I say, it's my body. MY decisions.

No, he says. It's god's body.

I cry

I can't raise a baby

I can't

my parents kicked me out.

they think I wanted this baby

i have no more options

i shot myself

in heaven, they ask

why didn't you get an abortion

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think it's a girl's right to have an abortion and the government shouldn't interfere.

Copy this, and fill it out!

Favorite food: Gee, I don't know!

Favorite Saying: Holy Mother Of Goats.

Favorite Commercial: This 1990's one for Bud Light when that guy is viewing a tiny crappy apartment and decides to buy it because the fridge magically stocks itself with Bud Light, but when he leaves, the dealer pulls aside the frige to reveal his partner in there with bud light bottles.

Best Day of your life: Can't decide, ;)

Pet Peeve: When I am not allowed to uphold justice. (Usually means when people won't believe me, or won't listen, and sometimes I have to act by force OoooO)

If I ran the world: Transform the world into something like Fairy Tail, replace subways with roller coasters, make $ not so important, and save NATURE!!!!

Would you rather swim in dog crap or eat bird poo: Dog crap, but make the dog eat dog food that makes the poop turn into liquid cotton candy!!!

Who do you think you'll marry?: No idea.

Favorite color: All the shades of green, blue or black.

If you're a fan girl/boy (and not afraid to admit it), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever copyed or pasted something onto your profile twice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN

When you go in the sun you turn RED

When you're cold you turn BLUE

And when you die you turn PURPLE

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) Repost and show you care.
2)Ignore it and just prove you are heartless.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with randomness, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight, maximumride8899, Cupcake68, greysky3, SKYGIRL68,TheOfficialBookLover, AlphaDemon, mousie007

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Pirates, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say lesbian, We say Yuri

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're an Otaku and proud!

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You watch too much Fairy Tail if you:

- start to eat like a pig and develop strange eating habits.

- starts saying "Aye!"

- start stripping without knowing it.

- think your not manly enough.

- think that some things are manly and you start crying.

- drink as much alcohol as you can and are still kind of sober.

- go berserker on your friends for stepping on your cake.

- start to stalk your love because you... love him?

- try to eat fire.

- try to eat metal.

- try to eat air (?)

- try to eat a ugly looking fish.

- enter your friends home through a window.

- color your cat blue, give him wings and try to make him talk.

- believe that a spirit comes if you hold up your keys

- begin searching for a fire, sky or metal dragon.

- believe that if you destroy something your guild will get the bill.

- trust your nakamas blind with your live.

- are now obsessed with dragons.

-learned that family must not be blood related, family also can be your friends you hold near to your heart.

-and... you watch too much Fairy Tail if you repost this ;)

Whenever your room gets messy, you tell your parents that you've decided to
dedicate your room to Natsu's lifestyle.

Keep Calm and Ship Nalu!!!!

Keep Calm and Ship GaLe

Keep Calm and Ship Gruvia

Keep Calm and Ship Jerza

Keep Calm and Join Fairy Tail

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

Percy Jackson and the Olympians fans vs. Normal People:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you couldn't, and are curious as to what it says, PM me and I'll tell you.

If you can read this then you have a very strong mind:

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see.

99.8 percent of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO Fan, Lil Mexican, intheMADNESS, AlphaDemon, maus007

Lot's of kids think that TV is more entertaining then books. If you are not one of them, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name: Pixiedustmagic, Laneycane, Misteltoewitch, Heartpool, AlphaDemon, mousie007

LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH! If you agree with me copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name: SmileySalami, Pixiedustmagic, AlphaDemon, mousie007

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, No.1DigiBakuFan, AlphaDemon, mousie007

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, No.1DigiBakuFan, AlphaDemon, mousie007

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their ass off.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) AnimeCat92 (Yu Gi Oh Gx) Leafeonlover why does everyone say yu-gi-oh? (Omamori Himari or Sekirei and most animes I watch), MitzvahRose (I agree Leafeo, soooo... for now I choose D...Digimon! Digimon, Digital Monsters!) No.1DigiBakuFan (Yolei from DIGIMON), AlphaDemon (Fairy Tail), mousie007(Fairy Tail, Attack on Titan)

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at inappropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

It is said that dying is bad for your health...if you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If your against Drinking and Driving, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. (I love my cats)

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat, and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.

2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you’ll find this to be true If you don’t repost this saying They hurt her then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you’ll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill YOU.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

The Truth of Life:

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say "That was fun!"

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

If this is truly a free country, then why do I go to school?

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a knife.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on babbling.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work and then falls over.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When one person has an imaginary friend, their considered crazy. When multiple people have an imaginary friend, it's called religion. Why is this?

I don't regret the things I've done. I regret the things I should have done when I had the chance.

No one can promise they will never hurt you because at one time or another they will. The real promise is that the time you spent together will be worth the pain at the end.

Nobody is perfect...I am a nobody...therefore...I'M PERFECT!!!

What happens when you get scared half to death twice...?

When you feel stupid...just remember that somewhere in this world is an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know and the more you forget. The more forget, the less you know...SO WHY BOTHER TO LEARN?!

I plan on living forever...so far so good!

If you know that you know nothing, you know more then someone who doesn't know that he knows nothing.

Smile! It makes people wonder what you're thinking!

Smile Creepy! It makes people wonder what you are thinking even more!

You all laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same!

Robin Hood is a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, Sleeping Beauty always slept in...and our parents wonder why WE are bad?!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I didn't say it was your fault... I said I was blaming you!

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!

I think therefore I am...I think.

I am going to tell you a dumb secret.

I like to talk to myself, because I like talking to people like me.

I don't want your help! I'm good at destroying!

Life is GOOD! Stay alive!

You are not a complete idiot; there's still some parts missing!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" (My fav

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Fun Things To Do In A Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Entertainment on a bus:

Stare at one other person for two whole minutes, and then scream, "I'M TIRED!!"

Wait for silence. Yell to the passengers, "Stop shouting!"

Do the funky chicken.

Bring a spider on the bus. Show it to everyone.

Chew a banana right in front of somebody's face without closing your mouth. When they get up to leave, complain loudly about how rude they are.

Run on to the bus like somebody's chasing you and you're really freaked out. Then when you happen to have eye contact with someone scream, "NOOOO! They found me!!"

Pull out your cell phone and say, "I win."

Laugh uncontrollably at a random time.

Go up to some random person and say, (with a straight face), "I'm very sorry for your loss. That was a yummy person".

Bring a stereo and dress in gangsta clothes. When the bus starts moving, turn on your stereo and say, "Let's get this party started!"

Dress up like a model. Walk down the aisle like it's a runway.

Pretend to be asleep. Every two minutes get up and say, "YAAAAHH!!" and go back to sleep. Repeat this cycle for the entire ride.

Ask if anybody wants to do a sing-along. When nobody voluenteers, do it yourself.

Bring your boy/girlfriend on this bus. Pretend you are meeting them for the first time. Then make out with them.

Act like one of the poles is a stripper pole.

When the bus starts moving scream, "AAAAAHHHH!! IT'S MOVING!!"

Bring a crazy hat on the bus.

Act like your telekhentic powers are making the bus move.

Get off at a random stop with a frown. Get right back on with a grin.

Give everybody, including the bus driver, a hug.

Act like you have an invisble cell phone. Text on it. (For further effect, call someone on it.)

Ask someone for their number. Prank call them.

Prank calls

- When you see a day camp or after school place, call them pretending you are an old lady. For further effect, ask for camp sessions for your elderly husband.

- Prank call a pet store. With a chinese accent, ask them if they have hamsters. Then ask for the fattest, juiciest kind. Then say these lines, "May I have one skinned raw with hot sause on the side?"

- Prank call a restraunt. And ask if they have free delivery. Then ask them to deliver the food to 35 Penguin Cove, Antarctica.

- Call a random number, and sing Elmo's world. Finnish off with 'Elmo loves you!' and a kissy noise.

- Call someone. Say, "Waldo? Did I find you?' Act confused, and hang up.