Hi, here is a little about me

Name : Delphina

Nickname : Delta

Gender : Female

Birthday/Wriggler day - December 12

Favorite colors : gray, crimson, midnight blue, red

I love Homestuck

Ships : Katnip, Rosemary, GamKar, DavJohn, Davekat, SolKat, GamTav, DirkJake, Cotton candy, Karezi,

God tier - Maid of Breath

My patrol troll is Gamzee

I am a Derse Dreamer

My troll blood color is teal

I cosplay Karkat (normal and god tier), Dirk(normal and god tier), Kankri, Naruto, Sasuke,

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Put This On Your Page If You Have Ever Felt..

] hated

] despised

] heart broken

] as though you're nothing

] not needed

] used

] disappointed in yourself or others

] as though no one cares for you

My tumbler account name is candyredalphabeta69

If you wanna talk then I am open to chat

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. (My first thought is Gamzee)

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? (I asked this in class and my teacher was speechless, but everyone else was cracking up. I was smirking like a cocky bitch.)

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If Pinocchio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventually happen?

What makes life 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and: B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

Hey so anyone reading my stories post 2016 will have to deal with my bad grammar among other mistakes but I might do some rewrites later if I get the time. sorry I was gone so long I am in school