Real life is scary so I write fanfiction. This is basically my creative outlet as I navigate my way through the world of essays, minimum wage jobs, thesis papers, and a crushing amount of self-imposed pressure to succeed.

On this page you'll mostly find stories which fall into the genre of black humour, romance, and the occasional tragedy. Most of my stories do contain sex or references to sex, mostly because I like to write realistic characters, and sex is just a part of life to most people. However, I am a huge fan of sexual diversity in fanfiction (in all writing, actually), so I'm not just catering to heteronormativity here - I will have queer characters, including asexual and aromantic characters. If you're offended by that I highly advise you educate yourself and/or don't read my stories.

Anyway, I respond well to positive reinforcement, so if you're ever feeling the urge to leave me a nice review, I can't say I'd be upset about it! I also love constructive criticism, but I'm not a fan of unnecessarily or pointlessly cruel/mean reviews. Please don't do that! All other reviews are welcomed with open arms, however.

Quick Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or any of the universes which I write my stories about. I'd probably sell an organ for the chance to own them, though. I also allude to a fair few more adult themes in my stories, for example violence, death, mental illness etc. I won't ever attempt to glorify these issues, but if you do feel like I've done that, let me know and I'll rush to fix it.

Update: as of 04.10.14 I've made a profile on Ao3! My name is still 'uselessfork' over there, and I'll get around to adding all my stories there soon. That will only be a side account, but from now on any more 'adult' content which I write will most likely be posted there.