The M Mhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Calvin & Hobbes. I am a writer-person who likes to verb things. Sometimes I write things. Sometimes I read things. Sometimes I overuse the word 'things'. I'm currently writing 'Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord,' a Calvin & Hobbes/Harry Potter crossover, as an outlet for my creative tendencies when I get fed up with writing my original fiction. Also it's just ridiculously fun. My favorite author is Brandon Sanderson, and my favorite book of his is The Way of Kings. My favorite movies are Disney musicals. I totally like pina coladas and long walks on the beach. Anyways, have a great day! - The M M The Excessively Deranged Forum of Incomprehensible Nonsense - a forum for readers of my story, where you can post suggestions, questions, ruminations, illuminations, omakes, snippets, brainthoughts, musings, speculation, raccoons, and all else. CHECK IT OUT, I ALMOST PROMISE IT WON'T BITE. |
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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 6,822 - Follows: 7,694 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Horry Patter and the Philologer's Stone by fawnmod reviews
Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Luna L.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 4,881 - Follows: 4,774 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7360 - Favs: 14,775 - Follows: 16,433 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 4,980 - Follows: 5,009 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15199 - Favs: 22,925 - Follows: 20,156 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35548 - Favs: 26,515 - Follows: 19,541 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Swear, If You're Not On Drugs, Then I Probably Am by Obvious Ghost reviews
Mr. Starchman's English class makes a new friend.
Paranatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Mr. Starchman - Complete
Chapter 3, Page 5 by Obvious Ghost reviews
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
Paranatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Isaac, Ed, Rick Spender, Isabel - Complete
Portal to the Pacific Rim by Foust2014 reviews
The Triumvirate enter Tattletale's portal shortly after the Echidna fight, only to find that this new world has Three Hundred foot super "Endbringers" and what appears to be the greatest tinkers anybody's ever seen, or heard tell of in legend.
Crossover - Pacific Rim & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Alexandria, Eidolon, Legend
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15045 - Favs: 23,766 - Follows: 9,692 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence, Chapter 7: HiSHE reviews
A rewrite of the ending of a chapter of a fanfic of a fanfic. What is meta.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2015
