Hi! I'm Scarlet. I'm between 14 and 18, I'm of the female gender and I read more than the average, sane person. I'm on FictionPress under the same name, because why not.

I read a lot, so I will do fics on quite a few. If you have any book recommendations, or need any, PM me. I'll be glad!

Just ask me, and I'll try to get a story done for you.

Does it bug anyone else when you have over twice the amount of alerts and favorites than reviews? It bugs me. Please review.

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Those who are waiting for an update, let's just say I've been uninspired and leave it at that.

Quotable Quotes

"When in doubt, go to the library." Ron about Hermonie (Chamber of Secrets)

"And Carn, where the blazes are my clothes?" Roran (Brisingr)

"We need a rope!" Me (Real Life)

"Not now, thanks, I'm pickling some slugs." Random guy on the Knight Bus (Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Zentri had exploded." Veries's thoughts (Zombie)

"Why, little one, you just said something wise." Saphira to Eragon (Eldest)

"42?!?!?!?" (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"I have a map." Longstreet (Killer Angels)

"I can hardly say 'Relax and smell the horse dung', can I?" Will (The Royal Ranger)

"He's quite, quite mad." Kvothe (Name of the Wind)

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Just in case anyone was wondering, I don't own any of the books I write fanfics about. This is my disclaimer.

I've seen this several places, so I've decided to do this.

Random characters in no particular order

1. Halt

2. Eragon

3. Will

4. Murtagh

5. Moreta

6. Sophie

7. Annabeth

8. Aphrodite

9. Hal

10. Thorn (Not the dragon, from the Brotherband Chronicles)

11. Lily Potter

12. Lydia (Brotherband Chronicles)

1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

There are so many things weird about this, but I'll try. I was out with Aphrodite (What the heck was I doing with her? Nothing romantic, as we're both female. Maybe just a nice dinner), when Eragon drunkenly attacked me. Aphrodite will laugh and make me kiss him. He will then snap out of it and blush and Saphira will yell at him.

2) What would happen if 2 got 5 pregnant?

Eragon got Moreta pregnant. Their dragons would rebel, as the dragons are both female. Moreta would give the kid to Eragon to raise, since she does stupid, brave, daring feats, and dies.

3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Sophie and Lily Potter. Lily sees James and gets very embarrassed, going over to kiss and make up. Sophie runs out in awkward shame. She runs into her brother, Josh, and they go blow up some gargoyles together, completely blanking that memory from her mind.

4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Annabeth and Lydia are making out when Murtagh walks in. He just turns around and walks out, telling Hal and Percy about them. Hal and Percy come in and slap their respective girlfriends, and then kiss them. Well, Hal doesn't. He just stands awkwardly.

5) 10 falls in love with 5. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Poor, poor Thorn. He has so many problems with Moreta. Well, according to Murtagh, Halt is supposed to find true love with Moreta. He probably tries to shoot Thorn, but Thorn, with his epic shield work, dodges the arrow and survives. Thorn tells Halt that he can have Moreta, as he's sick of her cheating. Lady Pauline sees Moreta, realizes that Moreta is dead and kisses Halt, breaking his jealous spell.

6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Murtagh offers me a ride. On his dragon. I would say yes, but probably be very scared. Murtagh is a bit odd, and scary. I'd prefer if Eragon offered me a ride. After all, Eragon is closer to my age.

7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Sophie is afraid of Annabeth because she knows that Annabeth's mother is a goddess. Though, Sophie could probably beat up Athena with her epic powers.

8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Thorn is going to marry Moreta, when Hal runs in to stop the ceremony. His reason? Moreta is dead.

9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12

If that would happen, maybe "Sneaking Around with Love" or "Shooting Love With You". I just can't see Will and Lydia together. He and Alyss just fit too well together. Also, Hal would probably kill them all.

10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship, until (8) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (4) and finds true love with (5)."

"Halt and Aphrodite are in a happy relationship until Aphrodite runs off with Eragon. Halt, brokenhearted, has a short relationship with Lily Potter and a brief, unhappy affair with Sophie and then follows the wise advice of Murtagh and finds true love with Moreta."

There are so many problems with that statement. Number 1, Halt is already married. Number 2, who would run off with Eragon?!? I mean, I would, but that's besides the point. Number 4, Lily is married also. She even has a son. I'm not sure how James is going to take that. Number 5, Sophie is 16. Halt is 50, or so. Isn't that a bit too large of an age difference? Number 6, who actually follows the 'wise advice' of Murtagh? He worked for an evil king for a while. He even killed a king. Number 7, Moreta has a dragon and many other men to love. She's also dead. Number 8, isn't Thorn supposed to marry Moreta?
Gosh! I'm all confused!

Stories I'm Currently Writing Parts of:

Differences and Love
Unlikeliest of Companions
Say Yes

Stories That Need Ideas:

Ashes Forgotten
Final Thoughts

Stories I Intend to Write

Something:
Harry Potter
Dragonriders of Pern
Dragon Codex (Practical Guide to Dragons)
Starwars
Girl of Fire and Thorns