Random strangers seldom burst into my apartment unannounced. So when two of them do within the span of twenty minutes—one to yell at me about salty dicks and the other to apologize for the first—it catches me slightly off-guard. But I will not go as far as to say that it was a bad thing, for what transpires afterward I never would have expected. M for language/adult themes. AU/AH

Clary Fray, a ginger ale-loving artist from New York, is staying with the Lightwoods in Paris for the summer to complete an art program. There she meets Jace Wayland, comedy show enthusiast and future architect. As the two of them feel a connection, will the imminent promise of summer ending—and them being apart—get in the way of falling in love?

After a small misunderstanding leads to Clary and Jace striking up a conversation, the two of them develop a deep friendship, one with the potential of becoming much more. But, when they're separated, could there be a chance for the two of them to reunite? And, even if they do, will their relationship ever be the same? AU/AH/OOC.

Clary is at the start of another year in high school. With Izzy & Simon by her side and fresh off her and Sebastian's breakup, Clary is ready to use a new approach to life & boys: Meaningless, detached fun is the safest kind. But do old habits die hard? What happens when Clary tries to turn the tables on the boys in her life? AU. Rated M for Vulgar Language. Sexual content.

Clary Fray is a Calculus-failing senior who enlists Jace Wayland's help in order to graduate. The two have been best friends since pre-school, but could one weekend without parental supervision change everything? AU. AH. OOC. One-shot.

AU. Despite the fact that she is his sister, Jonathan wants Clary. And he won't let anything stop him. How will Clary deal with her brother's obsession with her? *Incest* *Lemons*

After being partnered up to work on a school assignment together, Clary, who lives in New York, forms a friendship with Jace, who lives in Paris. However, when he breaks his promise to stay in contact and disappears suddenly from her life, Clary's left confused and heartbroken. So what happens when Jace unexpectedly reappears in her life by moving to her hometown? AU/AH. OOC.

Clary thought she had her life figured out, but, in the wake of a tragic loss, she faces the harsh reality: She is in love with a man she never thought would be more to her than her best friend. She can't imagine life without him. The worst part? He's gone, forever, and far too soon. ONE-SHOT, not open for continuation. **Death theme warning**

Struggling to keep their feelings for each other under wraps, Clary and Jace's situation gets complicated as they are thrown into the fire of an event that is sure to be an insane one—Magnus's birthday party. Co-written with spikeyhairgood. AU/AH/OOC. One-shot.

Clary has always been unlucky in love, but, despite telling herself she would take a break from dating, she finds herself attracted to Jace Wayland after they (literally) bump into each other in a coffee shop. However, things in their relationship take a bad turn as the two begin to know each other. Based on Taylor Swift's new album. AU. OOC.

The story of what happens after an awkward phone conversation with a pizza guy. / One-shot. AU. AH. OOC.

Sometimes our choices define us. Sometimes we define our choices. Will Clary find a way out of her past choices, or will they consume her and cost her everything?

Clary Fray is an ordinary girl with a crush on the most popular boy in school, Sebastian Verlac. When he begins harrassing her, she begins to see that he's dangerous, and she formulates a plan along with her brother and his friend, Jace Wayland: Clary and Jace will pretend to date until there is no danger. But is it really pretending if you share kisses in the dark? OOC, AU/ AH.

Donald Trump, the king of Egyptian Cotton and Gold, meets his crush, Gordon Ramsay and is invited to star on Hell's Kitchen. However, everything is not right! Donald may have gotten himself into more trouble than he could have ever asked for.l