PickleDillohide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Hobbit, and Dragon Age. I have an unhealthy love for pickles, hence the name. I am 27 years old, college swamped, drowning in debt, and perfectly content with writing stories. Also, there is now a tumblr set up to follow Bo's story, so if you want to check that out, just follow the links above! Enjoy. EDIT: Thanks to all who visit the page and send me messages. I am sorry for the irregular posting schedule, as this is a hobby for me. Even so, thank you, thank you, thank you. Hopefully your patience will be rewarded. |
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The Long Road Home by Silver pup reviews
AU — In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through trials and the King Under the Mountain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,657 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23810 - Favs: 18,282 - Follows: 18,175 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Starkhaven is for Lovers by tinyfierce reviews
Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,514 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zevran A., Sebastian V., unknown 1 - Complete
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
October and April by Roarkshop reviews
This is a slowmance between Hawke and Fenris, but it concentrates on the story of DA2 with lots of twists on the canon (especially the timeline) and not a lot of repeating back events of the game word for word. Rated M for language, violence, and giggity situations. Updated Mondays (Usually)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 204,728 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Fenris, unknown 1 - Complete
To Look Beyond the Mask (Part 1- Part 2 is posted :) by tweetzone86 reviews
"Your people had their home stolen and their people killed. They were forced to wander starving in exile, reduced to blacksmiths. They were rejected by elves and scorned by men. Now your uncle tries to reclaim your homeland and seek justice for the wrongs committed against your people. I don't care if you are elves, hobbits, humans, or dwarves. I WILL not stand for injustice."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 110 - Words: 339,953 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Kíli, Fíli, Thorin, OC - Complete
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3203 - Favs: 8,070 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Stoneflower by notsilver reviews
When Thorin arrives for a long-overdue visit, it jolts Bilbo and Frodo out of their comfortable routine. Frodo longs for adventure, while Bilbo remains haunted by memories of the past and hesitates to take his new heir on a dangerous journey. But when surprising news arrives from Erebor, Bilbo is forced to admit that adventure might not be finished with him just yet. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,922 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Frodo B.
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dís - Complete
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Running On Empty reviews
A modern day woman dropped into the "ass end of Thedas" and forced to contend with demons, mages, and the occasional unwelcomed everything. With no idea how to use anything more sophisticated than a sledgehammer, Jaime makes her way through this chaotic mess and prays it's just some typical, cliché movie trope that she'll wake up in her world after a who-knows-how-long coma.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 320,574 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Inquisitor, Iron Bull] Varric T., Solas
To Go Home reviews
Being dropped into a pre-industrial world seems to have more downfalls than perks for Maggie. Even so, she's managed to find a home with hobbits and finds a definition of love that she thought she knew, all in the form of one baby hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. [Re-telling, Realism, Set 50 years prior to The Lonely Mountain]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, OC
There, And To What End Comes reviews
Bo Baggins did the best she could in keeping her past from following her into her hobbit-hole. There was more to life than the edge of a blade and being hunted by Orcs, but as the weeks go on and she finds herself less of an asset and more of a burden, she'll forge her own path and Eru bless anyone stupid enough to follow her. [UNDER REVISION]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,451 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Thorin, Bofur, Dwalin, OC
