Author has written 3 stories for Fairy Tales, SCP Foundation Mythos, Undertale, and Folklore. 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. 12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. 20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. 24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) 32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. 54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. 59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am. 61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them. 65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment. 90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door. 128. I will not employ robots as agents of destruction if there is any possible way that they can be re-programmed or if their battery packs are externally mounted and easily removable. Finished Books:
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Books on Hiatus: Soundtracks: Spirituality Soundtrack - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLay7pTkd4sdMdwwCjd6PolOY1M3zS6Fgl Mentality Soundtrack - https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLay7pTkd4sdMPomUkyKFe2qBclHXbmld0 Emotivity - The Prologue Soundtrack. - https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLay7pTkd4sdNZFwrhHRDeVKZAr1-xR40a Emotivity - Morality Soundtrack. - Emotivity - Shaded Soundtrack - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLay7pTkd4sdMxTxYlK9u8qjLM4HmfxdG |
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