Optymistkahide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, and Star Wars. About me: I'm a Christian and so you won't find explicit scenes in my own work. I'm also not a native speaker so forgive me for any errors and more importantly: do point them out, I will be very thankful to learn and improve ;) . I love receiving messages, discussing stories featuring my favourite characters or simply gushing about my favourite movies/books - so feel free to pm ;) My favourite characters: References used in my fanfics: Reference 1 - used in the chapter 2 of Different - /s/7474827/1/Torn-Asunder I take it as canon, people. Reference 2 - used in Mary Sue - /s/9775099/1/To-Kiss-or-to-Kill-Ungoliant-No-Longer-Sleeps - Well it's more of an inspiration, because it doesn't have much in common with my story; Lawforogres' fic is actually a really hilarious and nice story to read (not about a Mary Sue). 02-23-2014 - fandom-block LotR stories on hiatus :( - don't worry if I stopped reviewing your stories, I will go back to them as soon as I feel Tolkien's greatness again in full force :) 01-25-2015 - plot bunnies ready for a race, but I'm still stuck looking for a beta..*hint* *hint* Seriously, where are all the available LotR or Hobbit betas? Or maybe it's just me..? 06-13-2015- My muse decides it's time to write something for PJO. It's going to be crazy since Rick Riordan seems to love writing detailed stories and I read the series a few years ago. Wish me luck. 08-07-2016 - I'm back after a very, very long time to tell you that every story except "Different" is slowly being written. My real life got me really bad, I lost unpublished chapters and stories, practically vanished on my betas :/ I apologize to everyone and hope you're not too angry with me... |
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Chiaroscuro by SpellCleaver reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Luke and Vader's relationship, with other characters occasionally thrown into the mix. / Current story: Vader's own men shoot him down over Devaron, and he has to cooperate with a young shuttle pilot to save both their lives.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 194,669 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,938 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett
The Family Tree by frodogenic reviews
In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB father-son longshot, can be read as canon-compliant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/24/2019 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Four Letters, Starts With L by frodogenic reviews
A fluffy oneshot set in the Limpet AU. A terrorist attack, a medcenter, and the unpredictable consequences of a certain four-letter word.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/14/2017
espoir by slexenskee reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Na północ, gdzie nadzieja by o.Ellena.o reviews
Znów elfowie z Puszczy, znów do książki (tyle że przed akcją z Hobbita, z początków siedziby), znów śpiewają (ale co zrobić, takie szczepy ;)). Dla Optymistki, Eru dzięki za jej cierpliwość. Zgodnie z jej życzeniem, na melodię 'Centuries' Fall Out Boy (Optyś, zabij, pisałam przy aranżacji Brooklyn Duo). Obiecałam, że będzie optymistycznie - mam nadzieję, że chociaż to się udało :)
Hobbit - Rated: K - Polish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Lisek by Filigranka reviews
Małe ja się bawi. AU do końcówki wydarzeń we Flotsam vel Może Ktoś Wreszcie Zacznie Myśleć (Loredo i Letho są nie na rękę obu stronom, ne?), które się zaczęło jako moje emocjonalne PWP, a potem, ponieważ to moje emocjonalne PWP, id wymusiło obudowanie logiczną fabułą. Nadal jednak, głównie emocjonalne PWP. Dialogi, bycie miłym itd. Naciągane jak licho, ale /potrzebowałam/.
Witcher - Rated: T - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Geralt of Rivia, Iorveth, Vernon Roche - Complete
Eat your brussel sprouts Estel! by lotrlover2931 reviews
What happens when Elladan and Elrohir try to get Estel to eat his dinner? One-shot! Part of my Little Estel series!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Elrohir, Aragorn, Elladan - Complete
Tainted by Tori of Lorien reviews
Gaining the friendship of a mortal child was not something Thranduil expected on his trip to Imladris with his son. But when secret plots result in grave consequences, the boy may be the king's one hope of survival. Complete! [Revised]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,113 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas, Glorfindel, Thranduil - Complete
Elwë's Awakening by SilverCat63 reviews
We hear about the meeting of Elwë and Melian and how they go into a sort of trance, but we're never told when they stir and come out of the forest. This is a crack!fic that deals with dirty elves, mainly what Elwë looks like when he finally wakes up.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Elu T., Melian - Complete
A Simple Conversation by lynxzpanther reviews
Takes place somewhere between books two and three... I was just wondering what would happen if anyone told Warren that Kendra had kissed him when he was in a coma... Just a little one-shot. Rated T just because some littler kids might find it weird.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Just Deserts by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Legolas has been injured, and Thranduil and Aragorn are out for revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
Wrong Number by Siamesa reviews
In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Examination by MyCrimsonDawn reviews
Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement. OneShot, Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Not Fade Away by Jael the Scribe reviews
First place winner, MEFA 2007. A modern day woman lands a job that is too good to be true at a mysterious toy company. Things are not as they seem. Has she strayed into a dream? Drama humor. Characters: All the usual Mirkwood suspects and an OFC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,153 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Legolas - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
Luke's Christmas by KittandChips reviews
The rest of the rebels are celebrating, but Luke is suffering from a bad case of Christmas blues. Then an unexpected mission results in him spending Christmas with the last person he expected. Loosely based on the Christmas song 'Snoopy's Christmas'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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The Green Vegetables' Theory reviews
Legolas has been a sweet and obedient child, going as far as eating his veggies without a fuss. That is, until Elrohir and Elladan told him about their awful influence on an elf's life. Thranduil, for the first time in a very long time, doesn't know if he should feel flattered or insulted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Prompt reviews
Kylo Ren has never met an untrained person who was half as strong in the Force as Rey. Trying to obtain the map to his uncle's hiding place, he pushed all of his limits to get into the girl's head. Unknowingly to them both, he succeed. *AN: prompt without Kylo/Rey romance; pure humour, up for adoption.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
The Grandpa reviews
After his failure at the Starkiller Base, Kylo Ren is sent to Korriban to learn the ancient Sith teachings. And being a descendant of Skywalker, he of course does learn... just not exactly what his master wants him to learn. Warnings: AU(concerning Han); WIP; a bit cracky, though it doesn't seem so at first (let's call it age-bending).
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Darth Vader, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Powód uwięzienia krasnoludów reviews
Kto tak naprawdę zyskałby na unieszkodliwieniu kompanii Thorina? Kto w ogóle podrzucił Thranduilowi pomysł na zamknięcie krasnoludów w pięciogwiazdkowych lochach jego pałacu? Tak, tak, ktoś wyglądający zupełnie niepozornie, aczkolwiek majestatycznie, ma dużo większy wpływ na politykę, niż można by się spodziewać. Krótki crack!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Thranduil - Complete
Za kulisami Hobbita reviews
Logiczne wyjaśnienie zmiennych humorków i niespójnych wypowiedzi Thranduila w filmach PJ'a (mianowicie: ,,What you feel for that dwarf is not real", a pół godzinki później: ,,Because it was real"). A wszystkiemu winny Radagast i tajemnicza elfka. Crack stworzony dla Elleny 'Ell :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Thranduil, Radagast, Galion - Complete
Thranduil's New Crown reviews
Legolas' gift for his father's birthday turns out to be a solution to all of the Elvenking's problems. Fluffy crack, Little!Legolas Alive!Elvenqueen :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Lowly Silvan Elf reviews
Dlaczego Thranduil nie chce, żeby Legolas kochał Tauriel? Razem z koleżanką doszłyśmy do wniosku, że żaden Tolkienowski elf nie może być niegodny tylko z powodu swojego pochodzenia. Zupełnie nielogiczny crack, w którym bohaterowie odczuwają, co Peter Jackson wniósł do uniwersum. T, bo Thranduil nie jest zadowolony z obecnego stanu rzeczy.
Hobbit - Rated: T - Polish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Erestor's nightmare reviews
"I have faced the great serpents of the North"-Thranduil Oropherion. Little does our Elvenking know that there are more heroes just like him. Erestor, Elrond and Glorfindel crack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Mary Sue reviews
Queen Melianel, the wife of the Elvenking, gets a surprise of her life while looking through her closet. She is not happy. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Thranduil - Complete
Ada is busy reviews
Lord Elrond came to Greenwood and Thranduil doesn't have time for his little son. Elladan has his own motives for coming to Thranduil's realm. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Legolas, Arwen U., Thranduil - Complete
Thranduil needs rest reviews
Thranduil is always a frightening elf. Even when he has no intent of scaring his guests. First fic, please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Thranduil - Complete
