![]() Author has written 65 stories for Hunger Games, Wizards vs. Aliens, H.I.V.E., Eve, 2015, and Skulduggery Pleasant series. Hi there! I'm Izzy, I'm fifteen, I'm in Year 11 and I live in England. I love reading and writing (obviously) I play piano, violin and viola (a.k.a. my soul instruments) I like school when I don't have too much homework that stops me from writing, which is an increasing occurrence now, sadly, due to starting my GCSE years. My favourite books are Artemis Fowl, H.I.V.E and Skulduggery Pleasant amongst many others. My current OTP is Nick/Katherine, from Eve on CBBC which I am currently obsessed with! My past works include lots of Wizards vs Aliens fics as well. I have a Wattpad account also under the name of isobeljones2000, where I have most of my Octonauts work. You can see it on this link: https:///user/isobeljones2000 Please comment and follow my stories if you like them! The pairings that I support and write about are: Tom/Lexi (Texi) - Wizards vs Aliens Benny/Quinn (Quenny) - Wizards vs Aliens Varg/Lyzera (Vazera) - Wizards vs Aliens And occasionally: Jathro/Lexi (Lexthro) Jathro/Crisps (Crathro XD) Tom/Katie (Tatie) Eve/Will - Eve, 2015 Nick/Katherine - Eve, 2015 Lily/Cain - Eve, 2015 And occasionally: Eve/Zac, Will/Lily (varies) Raven/Nero (Naven) - H.I.V.E. Raven/Dimitri (Dimitven) - H.I.V.E. Raven/Pietor (Pietven) - H.I.V.E. And occasionally: Raven/Darkdoom (Ravdoom) Nero/Elena (Nelena) Tweak/Kwazii (Twazii) - Octonauts Dashi/Shellington (Dashton) - Octonauts And occasionally: Tweak/Shellington (Tweaton) Kwazii/Gup B( KwazB) Tweak/Barnacles (Twarnacles) Copy and Paste Quotes (just because) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 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If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. (My bad) If you could easily finish one novel a day if they'd just give you the time to, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read", but it works for both anyway) If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile Random Things (again, just because) Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. When in doubt, push random buttons! You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. "I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one who won't give up" -By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. A writers pledge. I promise to write as much as I can To update as often as I can And most importantly: to finish all the stories I start! Paste this to your profile if you pledge to do the same! I, as a reader and fanfiction author, find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing. I, isobeljones2000, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution |