Hey! I'm Lunar Youkai.

(For you 'slow' people, Lunar Youkai is only a pen name. No offense.)

Gender: Female

Age: You don't need to know besides its rude to ask a woman her age. :p

Likes/Dislikes

Likes: blue, music, panthers, anime, people who don't judge by looks, foxes, and cheese (I really love cheese and I didn't post this to be random. :p)

Dislikes: pink, people with a big ego, annoying loud sounds, and annoying people behind the annoying loud sounds

Favorite Stuff

Favorite Anime: InuYasha, Dragonball, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and Hetalia: Axis Powers

Favorite Youtubers (Not really important, but I thought I would add it. I have others too but these 2 are my fav.): Markiplier and SeaNanners

Favorite Pairing (whether same anime or not): Sess/Kag, Hiei/Kag, Mir/San, Gaara/Kag, Shippo/Rin, Ikuto/Amu, StiCy, Contest Shipper (May/Drew), Lucy/Rogue, and Sango/Kurama

Least Favorite Pairing: any boy/boy or girl/ girl (It's not like I hate gay or lesbo couples, I just don't want to read it), Kikyo/Inu, Kikyo/anybody (I don't have anything against her just that since she is the living dead, she should be dead!), Naruku/anybody (He's evil!), and Kag/Shippo (Mother and son? Oh that's a big NO in my book)

I know it's a big fuss (well between me and my best friend it is), that Inu/Kag is the best pairing that has Kagome in it. Personally, I don't agree, but I'm okay with the pairing... I don't wanna read it though.

Hobbies: Listening to music while reading fanfiction and Watching youtubers vids.

Favorite Song (right now at least I have a bad habit of switching fav. songs once every few weeks) : Come With Me Now (by: KONGOS)

All Time Fav. Song: If Everyone Cared (by Nickelback)

Disclaimer: I obviously do not have enough talent to draw anything that isn't a stick figure. What makes you think I could draw my profile picture? So, I don't own it. I add features to it, though. The pic belongs to someone who has much better talent than me. :P

Warning: My profile is long, if you think you're 'too busy' to read it then click the bottom of the scroll bar. If you actually care enough to read it then, thank you.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Man: I think I can make you very happy. Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say kon’nichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say Death Note

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile. (Both. But not insane, it's crazily insane.)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile. (The teacher even let me!)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (So many, many people even anime characters, sometimes.)

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why not blue?)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this on your profile. (Everyone looked at me like I was crazy, so they were close...)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this into your profile. (Piccolo just wouldn't shut up!)

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I even created anime show in my sleep, the main character was an idiot, though.)

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Well, I tried to walk into a wall, it didn't work so well...)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that includes my front door, it TRIES to keep me inside of my house, hmm maybe it does like me after all...)

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (That would be awesome!)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. (I walked into my living to watch t.v. but forgot when I saw the computer after being on for a hour I finally remembered.)

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (So many, many times...ahh good memories.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (I'm so unique!)

If you're obsessed with Inuyasha, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Black Cat, Bleach, and/or Inuyasha, copy and paste this into your profile. (Let's see... Inuyasha, Fairy Tail, and more Inuyasha.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (OMG, I did that like one minute ago!)

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. (Haha, I was watching funny, scary videos, or maybe was it watching anime on there? Hmm... I know! It was both!)

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile. (Every-single-day, my best-friend tells me that at least she tries to everyday. It's like she wants me to remember that I'm crazy.)

If you have siblings, copy and paste this to your profile. (The middle sister I have is the most annoyest. I think she tries.)

If you HATE homework, copy and paste this to your profile. (Ugh, so many pages...)

If you LOVE to listen to music, copy and paste this to your profile. (I'm listening right now.)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. (Ah NO!)

If you would like to be on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I try. I seriously try.)

If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Animals are so cute, when they want to be.)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. (Leave the poor animals alone!)

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. (Randomness. It might be contagious, if your lucky...)

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile. (Yep. Looks aren't everything.)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (I love annoying people, but mostly when I'm bored.)

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. (People need to speak my language if they want a response. Example; Rich person: Excuse me, miss., but are you will to buy a stock account you will get 20% of the- Me: Woah! Stop right there! I need you to speak randomish, please. I can't understand your normal people language.)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Normally, when a fight is going on.)

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile. (Stupid pencil. It was in my bag...)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile. (Landed on my face.)

If you love Narnia, copy and paste this to your profile!!:) (No comment. And yes, I do love Narnia.)

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep. Me with my wings and the flying panthers...)

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. (Why did you go in the dark room?! If it is dark, it means the killer is in there!)

If you love rain and thunderstorms, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's so pretty.)

If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hmm... I wonder...)

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile. (It's annoying people all over again!)

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile. (After I remember it of course...)

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile. (Wow! So what about if each person on the planet sold a 10-Speed Bike?)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (Some people are just so creep!)

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. (*Hitting people with frying pans* This is so much fun!)

If you KNOW anime is real somewhere in the universe, copy & paste this on to your profile! (It's true. If you think it's not, then your too stupid to believe..)

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. (Luckily, no one was there.)

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (I'm learning by anime shows. I know 'hi', 'are you okay', 'um', 'right', 'but', and some stuff from Inuyasha like 'youkai', 'hanyou', and 'miko'.)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! (Almost everyday.)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Sometimes draw...)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (What phones without internet? Mailing by letters? Researching by books? Videos no more? Oh hell no!)

If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile. (I would be soo bored.)

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm here most of my free time, aren't I?)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (I bumped my head. My head hurts just thinking about it.)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. (That was one heck-of a day.)

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many times. So many times.)

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. (It would be rude, ne? They take their time to read yours so you should return the favor.)

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (Especially the fights.)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (I stayed up until 10 a.m. once.)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. (I don't even know when I do it.)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character. (There's like five all together.)

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. (If you went around saying either 'cheese', 'cookie, or 'pie' only then you probably would leave there with an empty wallet/purse and a bunch of cookies, packages of cheese, and many pies.)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's stupid.)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (You didn't have to say please.)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (It's so long! Don't you even think this dirty-like either!)

If you think writer's block is evil, put this in your profile. (It's like a curse... slowly eating your creative mind out and killing your imagination turning you into a NORMAL person! The horror!)

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock. (I'm a girl and I despise make-up and apparently I rock.)

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile. (They can go dive in quicksand for all I care.)

If you'd prefer having an anime boy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Who wouldn't?!?)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (I hate it sometimes. It hates me sometimes. I love it sometimes. It loves me sometimes.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (So many stories!)

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. (Now all he has to do is find me...)

If you ever wanted to go meet one of your fav. anime characters to annoy them, copy and paste this on your profile. (I'd like to annoy Inuyasha, Miroku, Fluffy, Jaken, Vegata, Piccolo, Freeza, Naraku, Cell, Erza, Gray, etc.)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (I would count but that would being doing math.)

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!".

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!".

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!".

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on your profile if you are part of that 1%.

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Copy and paste this if your part of that 0.1%.

98% of girl teens would cry their ass off if they saw Justin Beiber get hit by a car. If you are one of the 3% who would say "Finally my ears will stop bleeding" post this on your profile.

Things To Do at Walmart When Your Bored

(Bold is what I would do or have done.)

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

Play with the automatic doors.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"

Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Things To Do In an Elevator When Bored

(Bold is what I would do or have done)

Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

Meow occasionally

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"

Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"

Pretend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.

Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"

Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax

Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia

Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

Let your mobile phone ring - don't answer it.

Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"

On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.

Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"

Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"

Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ...oh heres my floor"

Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont

As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50

Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency

Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".

Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.

Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."

Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"

Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'

Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

(Nothing Happened!)

I was sitting there,

Watching my computer screen,

When he clicked enter,

And sent the nasty thing to me.

I was doing nothing,

Just looking around Facebook,

Then he was bullying,

I felt trapped like a worm on a hook.

He hurt me,

To the core of my soul,

He Embarrassed me,

I felt like I fell into a deep, deep hole.

He kept going on,

For months I hoped,

I decided to find a way along,

But couldn't so I escaped with a rope.

Pronounced dead the day after,

My mother cried a storm,

"I will find who did this," said Father,

My sister wished she could have done more.

He didn't just make me fall,

He took away me fully,

I hope this teaches you all

Not to cyber bully.

Don't cyber bully it takes away lives.

Put this on your profile if you hate cyber bullying.

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist, FantasyLover100, Ikutolovesme, Lunar Youkai

'Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver'

'Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good'

'Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

'Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read?”

'If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out'

'Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game.
Student: Are you playing too?'

'You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.'

'When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.'

'Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?'

'You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.'

'Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…'

'You: “Why are you here?”
Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me,
And hell's afraid I’ll take over.”'

'Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”'

'Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow'

'I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.'

'Cashier: Hi can I help you?
Me: No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.'

'Hate is a special kind of love that you give to the people you do not like'

-Cutey650kuto

WARNING! SCARY STUFF AHEAD!

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. plz dont ignore this peoples! i read the full story and it scared the hell out of me. i believe u Carmen about the girls pushing you down the sewer!

U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you,

Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

(Please note that I re-posted this and it wasn't me in the story.)

Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded

IT'S SAFE! (I THINK!)

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

You stay up for 16 hours. We stay up for days on end.

You take a warm shower to help wake you up. We go weeks without running water.

You complain of a headache and call in sick. We get shot at, others are hit, and we keep moving forward.

You talk about your friends that aren't with you. We know we may never see any of ours again.

You complain about how hot it is. We wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong. We don't eat today.

Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over. We're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

You roll your eyes when your baby crys. He gets a letter with a picture of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

If you don't copy and paste this, nothing bad will happen to you. We will just see how conceited you really are. Copy and Paste if your supporting the troops!

R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today, she's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street, who got raped. The boy you called lame, who has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day, who's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat, who has been starving herself. The old man you made fun of because ugly scars, he got them fighting for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying, mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 70% of you won't.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why?

Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Normal people: Don't believe in demons.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P)

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.

They don't know that we know they know we know.

When life gives you lemons, keep them. 'Cause, hey, free lemons.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I don't understand white crayons. Why are they here? What do they want from us?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room?

Please don't throw your cigerate butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.

The guy may wear the pants in a relationship, but the girl controls the zipper.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

It's a shame stupidity isn't painful...

Please, keep talking! I always yawn when I'm interested!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic.

CAUTION: Highly Awesome. Keep away from all UNAWESOME material.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Tu Madre! Yeah, you just got burned in Spanish.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Everyone's unique in their own unique way. Therefore, being unique is not all that unique...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Common sense is not so common.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

He would make a lovely corpse.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in back seats can lead to children.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!" - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

Boy are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable!

Good friends say you can do better, but Best friends call him and say, "Seven days..."

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God."

When I tell someone to stop being stupid, I don't mean it. I mean, if they did, I would lose all my entertainment.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies!

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

List 10 of your favorite characters from any fandom:
1. Takumi Usui (Kaichō wa Maid-sama)
2. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
3. Hiei Jaganishi(?) (Yu Yu Hakusho)
4. Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
5. Lucy (Fairy Tail)
6. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)
7. Shippo (InuYasha)
8. Miroku (InuYasha)
9. Italy (Hetalia: Axis Powers)
10. Goku (Dragon Ball)

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Takumi)
What did that pervert do to me?!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Hiei)
He would walk straight out while thinking, "Stupid onna (woman)."

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Kurama) (Italy)
I may go into a yaoi shipping paradise while also yelling about Kurama "ruining my future plans of a hot single anime men army", cue sparkling eyes.

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Lucy)
That's sweet. I probably would glomp her while yelling "she is my secret twin I never knew about" and "how she knows my love of what people call food".

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Ikuto)
The EARS! OH THE FUZZY, ADORABLE CAT EARS THAT MUST BE RUBBED!!! Then maybe kiss him, BUT the ears come first!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Shippo)
'That means I am a fox demon, a KITSUNE!' would go through my head. Then I would yell/ask, "Oohhh, what type of family? Is it my brother, dad, uncle??? TELL ME!"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Miroku)
He groped an another woman's butt, didn't he? And in front of Sango, too, right?

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Italy)
Wrong person. You're speaking of a guy who would rather WAVE A WHITE FLAG then to fight someone. To top it off, he would rather eat pasta.

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Goku)
Why would he do such a thing? (narrows eyes) He's planning something that's gonna kill him, again, to save the world, again, isn't he?

There are two serial killers in the house you share with 1. What would 1 do? (Takumi)
Kick their a$$ to Atlantis.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Sesshomaru)
Mutter about "weak humans" and, after Rin's puppy dog eyes, picks me up to take me to a healer/doctor (depends on the era).

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Hiei)
Nothing. He doesn't give a crap about me and, if I complain, these words are what I would hear, "Stupid human woman. I've saved your life, unfortunately." then he would jump out the window, not caring if it was not open.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Kurama)
Use his awesome speed and save my a$$.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Lucy)
Ask me, "Are you out of your mind?" then ask, "Can I join?" just because she wouldn't want me to go in alone.

You're about to marry number 1. What's 10's reaction? (Takumi) (Goku)
1, he already has girlfriend. 2, if he didn't, Goku would probably not know about wedding since Takumi doesn't know Goku. 3, if he didn't and Goku knew him, Chi Chi would be a b*tch and stop him from coming to the wedding.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Shippo)
Try to cheer me up by pulling pranks on the person who dumped me.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Italy)
By making me pasta and white flags, "So you can have a back-up plan." he says.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? (Goku)
Laugh along with me and once we finally shut up, ask, "What was funny?"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Takumi)
Oh no. (T-T) What perverted thing did he do to me in my sleep?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 8. (Sesshomaru) (Miroku)
"Please, tell me your kidding! NOOOOOOO!!!! MY PLANS, MY BEAUTIFUL PLANS ARE RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, Congrats!" would come from my mouth.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (Hiei)
1, His parents are dead. 2, I'm not a miracle worker. 3, HOW IN THE H*LL YOU EXPECT ME TO FALL FOR THAT AND FOR THAT TO FALL FOR ME??!!?!?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Lucy) (Ikuto)
Not on my watch (laughs insanely) HE WILL BE MINE. HE WILL BE MINE!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Ikuto)
Too late. He's already a perverted player to everyone 'cept Amu. So solution, Ikuto Amu = Ikuto not player but still perverted. OR he can and WILL meet my metal bat.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Shippo)
(narrows eyes) I don't want any pranks pulled on me to today, mister.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Miroku)
It's okay, perv. Sango loves you. She'll never listen to my advice to ditch you, you stupid perv. (one, two, three) *slap* YOU PERVERT!

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Takumi)
O.O Takumi is shy? Puh-lease. He would storm over to me and say, "I'm going to take you out on a date next Friday night at 6. Be ready." and walk away.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Takumi) (Goku)
My poor innocence has been ruined. O.O I think it's about that time of year where I find me a nice hole to crawl into and stay away from the madness.

You notice that 4 and 5 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Kurama) (Lucy)
And, the fox strikes once again. Stupid Yoko, probably forced control. D*mn Kurama, didn't have enough control. Poor Lucy, probably won't be able to walk for days.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Takumi) (Ikuto)
More like soul brothers, partner perverts. Ahh, that's both a scary thought and wishful thinking.

Would 2 trust 5? (Sesshomaru) (Lucy)
Nope. Not even with Rin's puppy dog eyes. "This Sesshomaru doesn't interact with what is beneath him." Maybe after years of Lucy proving her worth.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Kurama) (Goku)
(rolls eyes) What idiot told you that bedtime story? Kurama is too cool for being bored, plus he would have Hiei to talk to. Goku is an innocent (not innocent, people remember his sons), bystander (whose saved the world many times) that has nothing to do with Kurama (yet, I got plans, people, very wonderful plans).

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Lucy) (Takumi)
Hmm, I think Lucy would pick Astronomy and Takumi is already a genus in school and likes a good challenge so he probably would take as many as he could.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Ikuto) (Hiei)
That just spells disaster waiting to happen. So, probably house or two, give or take a few.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Shippo) (Italy)
Shippo is too young to work while Italy would try and get a job that has to do with pasta.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Miroku) (Lucy)
(Blinks) You're trusting a feudal MAN to cut hair FOR A WOMAN? Besides, Lucy's hair is done by Cancer.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Italy) (Ikuto)
As long as it's before Ikuto meets Amu, then I'm sure he'll be happy with a drawing of a pretty girl... as long as it's not his sister.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Goku) (Italy)
Goku is explaining the birds and the bees to poor, little innocent Italy? O.O My mind = blown to pieces.

1 accidentally kicked 10? (Takumi) (Goku)
Goku wouldn't have felt it and nothing else would happen as Takumi wouldn't bring it up even if he's questioning it in his mind.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Sesshomaru) (Italy)
Italy will never be the same... if Lord Ice-Up-Butt Fluff actually manage to get him a girlfriend... NOT ON MY WATCH! (I don't have a watch, but it ain't happenin'.)

5 and 6 did a workout together? (Lucy) (Shippo)
No progress has been made. Please come again.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Ikuto)
The kinky little cat has something plan, don't he? Thank you for the warning. I will now hide until said kitty forgets what happen with me not inviting him to birthday.

7 won the lottery? (Shippo)
Shippo lives in the past. They don't got no lotteries in 'em parts.

8 had quite a big secret? (Miroku)
HE'S GAY!?!!?!??! AND HE'S BEEN BUTT BUDDIES WITH INUYASHA THIS WHOLE ENTIRE TIME?!?! Kagome and Sango need new men.

9 became a singer? (Italy)
I would be there. I WILL be there.

10 got a daughter? (Goku)
No. He had SONS, geez get it right. Chi Chi ruined Goku's innocence.

What would 1 think of 2? (Takumi) (Sesshomaru)
'He's too stiff and emotionless to everyone but that little, flower-loving girl.'

How would 3 greet 9? (Hiei) (Italy)
"Die.", "Hn.", or "What the h*ll are you?"

What would 4 envy about 5? (Kurama) (Lucy)
Kurama wouldn't envy Lucy. Maybe about her having magic.

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Lucy) (Ikuto)
The ears. No one can't resist those cat ears. Lucy would have fallen prey to the cat ears and their must touchness.

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Ikuto) (Shippo)
Their playfulness.

What would make 7 angry at 8? (Shippo) (Miroku)
Miroku groped AND asked Kagome to bear him a child again, didn't he?

Where would 8 meet 9? (Miroku) (Italy)
Miroku would go to a place where pasta is sold, trying to get a woman to bear him a child, and meets Italy there.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Italy) (Goku)
That he's a country. People think, how would you react to learning your country is actually a person?

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Goku) (Takumi)
Nothing, but maybe his perverseness.

Is 3 Gay? (Hiei)
(Thinks it over) It would make sense. Why Hiei is so untouchy-feely with woman. That make- *processes to be dragged away from the computer to bed* "Sorry, box. I have to borrow Lunar for some time." And that is why Lunar wasn't seen for a month. *Blushes* He didn't want me to have any doubts. So, I have no doubts that Hiei is 100% gay. Yep, he i- "Bye, box."

Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked
with April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with A
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White: Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black: Because the voices told me to.
Pink: Because I wanted to.
Red: Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown: because I’m on crack.
Polka dots: Because insanity is fun!
Purple: cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray: because I’m cool like dat
Green: Because big bird told me to.
Orange: Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon: because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise: Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue: Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye: because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow: Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None: Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Re-post this as what you are...

I smelled A mop Because that's how I roll.

'Of course I like you, especially with two black eyes.'

'I need to go shopping... my weapon supply is getting dangerously low.'

'I'm alive so are you. Do you really want me to change that?'

'Freedom, when you are Free and Dumb at the same time.'

'I'm here, You're there. Lets keep it that way.'

'I don't like you. You're normal...'

'Just except the fact that you have to die and this will end quicker and less painful for you.'

'Maybe I shouldn't have press the big red button... I heard a boom go off... and screaming... nevermind totally worth it!'

'Either my past lives were evil and tried to take over the world (AND FAILED) or some one up there REALLY hates me with passion.'

'My last resort... I didn't want to use this but... LOOK INUYASHA AND THE GANG ALONG WITH FLUFFY ARE RIGHT THERE!!!'

(If you are wondering, I thought of these. If not, then you still know. :P)

Whether I do or don't write the stories good, your opinion will still help me and thank you ahead of time.

BUT, if you're just gonna tell me my story is "dumb" (otherwise known as a Flamer), go find some other story to read and NOT flame.

(I have a high tendency to not care about any Flaming comments, but I still don't want them and I'm sure others don't either.)