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Joined 09-05-13, id: 5102593, Profile Updated: 05-03-16
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy X, Naruto, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Jurassic Park.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed"

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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Naruto: Gamer (Remake) by FrostyLOL reviews
After failing his academy exam two times, Naruto discover a book that gives him Gamer's Ability.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,553 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Naruto U.
The Huntress and her Lion by blazingfoxdragon reviews
Once upon a time this is how stories normally begin but this story is not as happy as people believe all stories should go. This story is about her hardship, pain and suffering but not without happiness, love, acceptance and friendship. This story is about Skye Potter Fem!Harry Monster!Harry Pairing: Artemis/Fem!Harry Rating might change. Warning Femslash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,742 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 7/16 - Harry P., Sirius B., Thalia G., Artemis
Harry Potter: Force Adept by Methos Momomax reviews
Summary: During the summer after Harry Potter's second year, a timely letter from his mother appears before him on his birthday. Harry finds out that Lily Potter was never a blood sister of Petunia Dursley nee' Evans, but the long lost daughter of Grandmaster Ben Skywalker and Lady Vestara Khai. Harry's Fate and the Magical World will change forever.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 176,948 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 4,746 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Konoha's Fatal Joke by EnvoyofKairos reviews
People forget what truly makes a shinobi terrifying: Ingenuity, stealth, versatility, and creativity. Too many rookies focus entirely on brute strength. Oh, if only they could see the little monsters in the shadows, laughing at their ignorance. Laughing as they step straight into a certain blonde brat's trap, a fatal prank, that'll be remembered for centuries. Trap Master Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,309 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/28/2017
What Made a Difference by Covley Hatake reviews
What if the summer leading into 4th year was a little different? What would this change going forward? Would having someone that cares make him a better student? Would Sirius turn him into a prankster or a fighter? And what about his friends would they not like these changes? Ron and Dumbledore bash. Minor Molly and some Hermione. Pairings HP/DG SB/RL HG/VK
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,243 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/6 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Harry Potter and The Chance at a New Life by kossboss reviews
A small change in Harry's battle with the Basilisk had him slowly absorbing Voldemort's memories from the Horcrux in his scar. Follow Harry as he makes preparations to leave the Wizarding world behind for good and embark on a long and exciting journey into the unknown. Little does Harry expect to be launched into a world of false gods and spaceships. Smart/Powerful/Grey Harry.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,483 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 6,173 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 1/7/2018 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Remaking Destiny by Lady Laran reviews
Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 4,056 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Callidora B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Total Drama Naruto by Bombertank reviews
This story is going to be all of the TD series (Island, Action, World Tour, Revenge of the Island, All Stars and Pahkitew Island). Naruto/Gwen/Lindsay/Courtney/Bridgette/Izzy/Heather/Dawn/Sky/Sammy (aka Samey)/Jasmine/Blaineley and Amy. Also smart Lindsay. rated M for Sex scenes and Minor language
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,655 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Naruto U., Gwen, Lindsay, Bridgette
The Witch and The Winchesters: Thieves and Just Desserts by Sugarr-Highh reviews
Glimmer 'Rosemary' Potter is your average natural born witch/demigod just living her life and trying to survive a world full of crazy s*** after even crazier s***! Join her on her journey as she battles evil, makes friends, forges family bonds, and discovers herself and everything it means to be a Demigod-Mage and eventual goddess. Smart-Powerful-Confident-MOD-goddess/fHarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,736 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel
Death Moon by Mad Jakson reviews
She is his Mistress and she is the one who will guide the magical world back to greatness, but will she manage to save the wizarding world from itself before it's too late. AU Fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,190 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Mediamancer by NRMania reviews
Magic and Electricity don't mix normally... but exceptions can be made sometimes. Meet Lana Potter, a girl with an addiction for Video Games, Books, and Cartoons. Her face got shoved into an old TV and now she perceives life as those games she enjoys so much. If she works hard enough, she may become a true game Protagonist. "Hey isn't that just the Cliche Gamer Ability?" SHUSH YOU
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,848 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter: More Than Meets The Eye by Zanteth reviews
AU after Fifth Year! Summary Inside...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2017 - Harry P., Katie B., OC, OC
Total Drama Cycle by Mumei Mu reviews
After Chris watched the Ridonculous Race, he just did something outrageous to make his upcoming seasons more interesting. What he didn't expect is that it have impact each contestant's life in good or bad way as several seasons went by! What kind of drama will they all bring in each season? If you ask some people about it, they will tell you that it was so dramatic!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 164,508 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 9/12/2015
Harry Potter and the First by teenwriter827 reviews
Harry Potter was the first Force Sensitive. He's also immortal. Join him as he joins the Galaxy during the Nabooian Crisis, and the Clone Wars, and further. Disclaimer, I don't own Star Wars or Harry Potter unfortunately. Rating is subject to change. DISCONTINUED DUE TO FIRE
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Ilvermorny Champion by Vance McGill reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,672 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
Grimm Destiny by LongbowOfThePoet reviews
An old life ends.A new life begins. Friendships formed. Read to find out what happens. Undecided Pairings. No Slash. A Harry Potter/RWBY Crossover Fan fiction. M for references. No pairings as of yet. UNDER REVISION
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,594 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Harry P., OC, Blake B., Ozpin
Naruto, The Pokegirl Master by Dragoon Of Darkness reviews
This is a story about Naruto being in the world of Pokegirl and how he will tame many pokegirls in this world. Watch Naruto go from starting out to becoming one of the best tamers there are in the world of Pokegirl. Naruto isn't alone because he has his first pokegirl who is his long time pokegirl. How will Naruto handle all the new challenges in his life?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Naruto U., Hana I., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
The Egyptian Swan by FunahoMisaki reviews
Bella Swan is vastly different than the books when she shows up in forks...for one she's claiming to be an albino Egyptian transfer...two her last name isn't 'Swan' at the moment...and three...she scares the crap out of Jasper! How does he know her? Why is he terrified of her? And how the heck did she get those scars on her face...AU OOC some bashing some Femslash. Bella/Esme T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Bella, Esme] Jasper, Maria
Total Drama Harry Potter by MissRavenclaw11 reviews
A Harry Potter version of Total Drama! Please enter to have your character on the "show". I do not own anything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016
What a Dramatic Life by Mumei Mu reviews
He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 629,843 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Master Shinobi, Tamer Extraordinaire by Rave Rose of Twilight reviews
Through some combination of my terrible laptop and my word processor refusing to save or close out at random moments in time, I am unable to update any of my stories at this time. I promise. I will get a better laptop and I will update my stories. Do not worry. I do thank you, my loyal readers, for your support. I realize my latest chapter is later than I wanted it to be. R&R Pls.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,167 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Shikamaru N.
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Jurassic Parks Magi reviews
This is a crossover challenge I accepted that I made combining two challenges from Crossoverpairinglover into one new challenge. The crossover is Jurassic park and Harry Potter. The Summary for the story can be found inside along with the original two challenges and the combined challenge. please take the time to read the first page before moving on. Thank you and have fun reading.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Harry P.
Naruto son of the three Virgin Goddesses Book one: The Lightning Thief reviews
The three virgin goddesses created a child together with a man all three fell in love with. they all three love the child unconditionally. this child will play a pivotal role in things to come that none would expect. he will help the child of prophecy in his role.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,036 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Clarisse R., Silena B.] - Complete
final chance reviews
naruto in a last ditch effort to escape konoha uses a jutsu to cross dimensions with the kyubi's help. he then gets sent to a new home with a new start as a baby who is found by a unlikely couple. naru x harem ff x naruto crossover. i am picking this story back up for a rewrite.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Yuna, Naruto U.