Hooooookay. I'm back again for another round. As it would seem, I didn't really know how to work my computer and in fear of getting caught by my beloved and slightly paranoid parental units, I discontinued writing stories. But NO MORE. I have become a computer wiz and for my parents to find this account would almost be like a blind man finding his way out of a wet paperbag, IMPOSSIBLE! YAYSS!

So some stuff about me...

I absolutely adore yaoi and shonen ai. Now before you go: OH NOES!1 (one mark intented) NOT ANOTHER YAOI FAN! OMG WTF LMAO!111?

I'll have you know I'm beginning to adore straight pairings. (gasp) For you see, I WAS a die hard yaoi fan. But I guess I wanted to venture into unknown territory. Shocking. But yeah, I love all varieties of anime so frankly, that's all I care to write fanfictions about besides the occassional poem, which surprisingly enough, was probably inspired by anime. So it's safe to say, I'm an anime FREAK. mmm heck yes.

Well the anime/manga I like...

FUCKIN' NARUTO MAN! It's the sickest manga/anime out there and for those who think pirates are better than ninjas, I'll tell you to suck it cause ninjas will totally kick your butt. (unless of course you are a fan of my writing, then I'll probably let it slide and glomp you... beware my glomps)

But yeah.

My top favorites besides Naruto would probably be Tsubasa, Clover, Juvenile Orion (die hard fan), LOVELESS (DIEr hard fan), Sukisho, Yu Yu Hakusho, Immortal Rain, Kingdom Hearts (a new manga based off the game, pretty good), pretty much any yaoi/shonen ai book (I got Lost Boys! So good!) Rurouni Kenshin (please don't count my spelling against me), Gundum Wing, All Miyazaki movies (they're all good) Clover, XXX Holic, Cardcaptor Sakura, Yotsuba, and Cafe Kekeijouji (so bad at spelling), Advent CHILDREN!

But maybe of you've read my stories from before, you'd remember me as a big ass Yu Yu Hakusho fan.

Still am. But not as much. HOWEVER, most of my stories will either BE Yu Yu Hakusho or Naruto. If you have requests for stories, whip 'em up and ship 'em in. I love requests!

And for the killer.

Bum Bum Bum

FAVORITE PAIRINGS! HAWOOT!

Ok, let's start from the top. takes a deep breath

SasuNaru

NaruHina

Deidara/Sasori

Gaara/Lee (sometimes)

Kimimaro/Orochimaru

Izumo/Kotetsu

Zabuza/Haku

Shikamaru/Ino (sometimes Shikamaru/Temari suck it)

OH AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M A BIIIIIGGGGG SAKURA BASHER, IF YOU LIKE HER, SORRY IN ADVANCE BUT I ABSOLUTELY HATE HER! That is all.

Ok now for the not Naruto pairings (I warn you, they might be random)

HITACHIIN TWINS HIKARUXKAORU!!!!! (I ADORE this pairing to death even if it's yucky)

Tamaki/Haruhi (my second fave pairing in Ouran)

Rain/Freya

Rain/Machika

Rain/Yuca (I know, I'm a messed up person, but what can I say? Rain ish the bitch to everyone!)

KuroFai

Sakura/Syaoran

Toya/Yukito

Domeki/Kimihiro

Ritsuka/Soubi (obviously)

Natsuo/Youji

Sora/Sunao

Yoru/Ran

Kurama/Hiei

Jin/Touya

2-D/Murdoc (Gorillaz, ya'll. They're a band with cartoon players)

Cloud/Aerith

Riku/Sora

Sora/Kiari

Roy/Marth

Ashitaka/San

Legolas/Aragorn

Rai/Ren

Duo/Heero

Link/Zelda

AND SO ON AND SO FORTH! I could probably go on forever but those are just the ones I can think of right off the top of my head frankly.

And another thing... SORRY GIRLS (and boys who find it arousing) BUT I DO NOT LIKE YURI. AT ALL. I except yuri and that people like it but I'm just not one of those people so do not ask me to write yuri cause I'll feel bad about saying NO.

ANYWAYS

That is all for now. For those who want to know, my name is Kit. For seriously, short for another name but everyone calls me Kit. The ENDDDDD! Enjoy my stories, review and thanks for listening to me RANT!