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[Reviews Make Me Happy.

I am fluent in sarcasm.

I was in the Hall. I know, because I was there.

People don't know what I'm on about most of the time.

Question yourself a bit. You may find an answer.

If you don't, you're not thinking hard enough.

Me: Unique, strange, sarcastic, impatient, loud, quiet, thoughtful, daydreamer, drama queen, actress, writer.

Books: His Dark Materials, Pride and Prejudice, Time Traveller's Wife, Set in Stone, the Remains of the Day, the Lovely Bones, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, Sweet Far Thing, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Boleyn Inheritance, the Shadow of the Wind, Tiger Eyes, Harry Potter, Sparkling Cyanide, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, Smoke and Mirrors, Fragile Things, Neverwhere, Anansi Boys (I'm a Neil Gaiman fan). And my feel good book is the Jane Austen Book Club. _

I love murder mysteries, fantasy (to some extent), historical fiction and thrillers.

If you can recommend me a book that combines all of these, I'll love you forever. Score!

Movies: Sweeney Todd, Atonement, You've Got Mail, One Fine Day, Corpse Bride, Pride and Prejudice, the Notebook, Mulan, Dead Poets Society, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, The Brothers Grimm, Chicago, Beauty and the Beast, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bridget Jones, Howard's End, Sense and Sensibility, Bend it Like Beckham and so many others.

I am a self proclaimed Johnny Depp fangirl.

And I love Tim Burton films.

TV: House MD, Gossip Girl, Veronica Mars, BONES, Lost, That 70's Show, Friends, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls...

I'm convinced that I lived in 18th century England in a past life.

I get obsessed with things easily.

Not much else to say, really.

'Figurines' is a pretty word.

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Whatever Tomorrow Brings by Mrs. Witter reviews
Tristan's back. Enough said. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 127,001 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Growing by xlawa reviews
--"You both have entered an entirely different world," Todd declared lowly.-- One evening, Mrs. Lovett experiences torture not unlike Lucy Barker's. A story of rape, betrayal, and passion. Soon to be Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
A Great And Terrible Beauty: A Busy Reader's Guide by ThreeOranges reviews
A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
My Goblet of Fire Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
GoF was on TV on Sunday and I was seized anew by the urge to spoof it. If you're like me and can't get enough HP spoofs, R&R. Edit: A ton of people favorited but not a lot have reviewed. I like reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Anything by BeneathTheVeil reviews
A Todd/Lovett one-shot. She'll do anything for him, and that's all he needs to know...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Practical As Always by disguisedxlies reviews
A series of one shots. SweeneyxLovett. Chapter Eleven Up!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
A Game of You by nezstereo reviews
Alternate sequel to "Enough", written and deleted a while ago, but uploaded now! After their encounter in Mr. Todd's shop, Mrs. Lovett sense a tension growing between them. ToddLovett, of course.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Torn Masks and Broken Games by SnapdragonSmile reviews
She was a dirty faced urchin, now she is an eminent politician's wife. Marisa has learned to be cynical, that there are certain dreams that must be forgotten. Asriel wants her to break the rules. Worse, he makes her want it too. MarisaAsriel.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
Of Eyes and Purposes by andaere reviews
Sweeney Todd is brooding as usual when a thought suddenly pops into his head. What color are Mrs. Lovett's eyes? He can't allow that thought to interfere with his purpose... but he also can't stop thinking about it. Oneshot. Rated T just in case.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Cold by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Asriel's perspective on the last chapters of Northern Lights/The Golden Compass, beginning when he finds Lyra in his house. Now complete.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Harmonious by nezstereo reviews
One-shot, stand alone. Sweeney Todd intends to bury his past in order to complete his revenge, but how can he, when Mrs. Lovett is there to remind him how good it is to feel? Sweeney/Lovett, somewhat angsty.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Guttering by sallybowles reviews
Sweeney Todd. Lovett takes a bath. Update 2.5.08: Chapter 2 is up but not finished...just trying to get some new content up while it's hot, so to speak.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
Satisfactory by nezstereo reviews
Companion piece to "Enough". After their encounter, Sweeney seems to be avoiding Mrs. Lovett. Can she find out where he's sneaking off to? And what will become of their relationship now? SweeneyLovett fluff
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Cruelty by SnapdragonSmile reviews
They have hardened, little more now than their ambition, determination, cruelty and bitterness. A chance meeting between two lovers who were never meant to see each other again. OneShot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Glint by Dollfayce reviews
They really do love each other, for a given definition of love. ToddxLovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Cactus Legs by Dance of the Crazed reviews
A LJ challenge. Todd shaving Mrs. Lovett's legs. ONE SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
A Crimson Waltz by Sanguinary Tears reviews
With the floor as red and slick as it is, shall we dance, my pet? A oneshot between Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Every Now and Then by CliffieMaster reviews
Every now and then she felt like screaming. And, perhaps, every now and then even he acted human. ::Dramione:: Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quite the Gentleman by E. Linnet reviews
...Human contact alone, unmarred by death or blood or lingering emotion. Based off of a vignette in A Study, Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
A Study by E. Linnet reviews
He'd take notice of the things she does for him, if it weren't for the obvious distractions. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Full of People who are Full of WHAT? by nine miles to go reviews
So, you're a fan of Sweeney Todd, the musical. Like, a diehard one, because who DOESN'T want to watch people get their throats ripped off on a stage? Anyway. Ever wondered how the stage characters would react to being made into a movie?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Enough by nezstereo reviews
A brief moment between Mrs. Lovett and our own Sweeney Todd, in which he comes to a realization. Mild SweeneyLovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Working Ethics by formerlyknownasone reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Case Of Emergency by jemb reviews
In case of an emergency, who do you call?....Oneshot fluff
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Palmistry by Limelight reviews
Witches are born without lifelines. [Serafina Pekkala and Lee Scoresby and mortality]
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Bruised by Tastes of Strawberries reviews
[sweeney todd] If only the mermaid hadn't shrieked. Hints of Toddvett.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Name Game by BatmansBabe reviews
Elizabeth is far from alone in the years following her marriage. JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
It Started With A Hug by jemb reviews
A short 2 parter filled with fluff, some angst and more fluff all about my favourite pairing BB of course.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
I Can't Let Go by Dirty Robber reviews
Booth wonders why seeing Sully and Brennan together bothers him so much. Completed one shot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Irony by Chanteuse reviews
She’d admit that sometimes she missed him. At night, mostly. Sometimes when she was at her loneliest she would imagine him warming the sheets beside her in her cold bed.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Into the Storm by Sleepy Lotus reviews
You start to steer yourself into the storm, just to see what happens. Just to see if you can win... Jack dares Elizabeth to look deep in her soul, and sometimes the truth is most frightening of all. JackElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
PostSnag Swagger by nattysuits reviews
“No, see, she can’t be talking to me because I,” he said, hooking his thumbs under the lapels of his suit and preening, “am wearing Prada.” Oneshot. BB
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Breaking point by coolchick207 reviews
Sometimes it hurts so badly, you can't imagine that you could possibly still be alive... Everyone has a breaking point, and one cold night in November, Dr Temperance Brennan finds hers. Edited and reposted.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Curiosity by JacksMermaid reviews
Post DMC, SPOILERS! Elizabeth and Norrington have joined Jack on the 'Pearl, on the quest to find the chest of Davy Jones. Hunger and rum prove to be a very entertaining distractions. JE pairing. This story is growing and will be continued soon!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2006
Better Days by Caroline reviews
[BB] Brennan's world begins again.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Alien Tears by temet nosce reviews
Outcasts always mourn.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005
One by Anwa reviews
One gave her one hundred yellow daisies. The other, a Chuppah he made himself. She only needed one. She only wanted one. FINISHED
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
Compromise is Inevitable by temet nosce reviews
There was a hint of something in her voice. You tell yourself that it’s pity. Anger is the only thing you’ll ever admit to feeling towards her.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
Asriel and Marisa by Alyx Bradford reviews
A 10x100 detailing a few moments in the relationship of this passionate and proud couple, from their first meeting to their ultimate end. Rated for sexuality.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2005
Art by Liebling reviews
If Lucius is fire, Narcissa is ice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Accidents by drama-princess reviews
Dumbledore demands that Snape find some way of apologizing to Sinistra for lighting her hair on fire. Can we say recipe for disaster?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Severus S.
Caught in the Rain by Gedia Kacela reviews
'Auriga Sinistra hated the rain, with the fires of a thousand boiling cauldrons, hated it. And it happened to be raining.' Things can't get much worse when Sinistra gets locked out in the rain. That is, until Snape gets locked out with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Severus S.
When You're Tired reviews
Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett have a late night chat.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete