Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi! You don't have to read this. Skip down to my stories if you want to. I know I hate it when people have those really long profiles but I still have one :-) I'm an English fangirl with an obsession of: Doctor Who (BBC drama) Harry Potter (Book series by J.K. Rowling) Gone (Book series by Micheal Grant) Sherlock (BBC drama) The Fantastic Forsome (danisnotonfire, amazingphil, kickthePJ, crabsticks. Youtube (also jacksgap, itswaypastmybedtime, jacksepticeye and charlieissocoollike)) Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons (collection of Disney Pixar films: Rise of the Guardians; Brave; Tangled; Frozen and How to train your Dragon.) Untertale (Video Game) Hetalia (Anime) Black Butler (Anime) Ouran High School Host Club (Anime) I ship: Percico (Percy/Nico. Percy Jackson and Hero's of Olympus series) Fezturian (Doctor/Rory. Doctor Who.) Clovniss (Clove/Katniss. Hunger Games series) Hermioself (Hermione/Hermione. Harry Potter.) Brekka (Brianna/Dekka. Gone series.) FrUK (France/England. Hetalia.) HungAus (Hungary/Austria. Hetalia.) Host Club (Haruhi/Kyoya/Mori/Hunny/Tamaki/Kaoru/Hikaru. Ouran High School Host Club.) Gone series Suddenly adults were GONE Then HUNGER takes power The LIES travel around A PLAGUE was caught FEAR finally set in Lastly LIGHT shines -If you like the Gone series by Michael Grant, put this on your profile. Gone Quiz Your favorite book Fear Your favorite male character Jack :) He's an awesome nerd... What's not to love? Your favorite female character Dekka or Brianna! They're amazing! Maybe Diana or Penny... Your favorite fight Thanksgiving battle, even after Light. Your least favorite female character Astrid. Your least favorite book Lies. Team Human Crew, Team Sam or Team Caine? Team me. I'd live with Jack, Dekka, Brianna and Toto in a house with food and electronics :) If it wasn't my fantasy life then Team Sam. Your least favorite male character. Drake... He's so terrifying. Who would be your bestfriends in The Fayz? (Maxium three) Jack, myself and myself... Most of my other favorite characters wouldn't like me :( If you had a power, what would it be? Water powers... Who would be your love interest in The Fayz? Laptops Your favorite romantic pairing/ship. Brianna/Dekka Your least favorite romantic pairing/ship. I only like Brianna/Dekka. Your favorite quote. "Marry me and live on a houseboat."-Sam to Dekka Sam or Caine? Sam Diana or Astrid? Diana Do you have any predictions/hopes for the next books? Jack and Brianna live again, Dekka/Brianna, the FAYZ and all characters who ever entered it come back (even dead ones) and it stops going on about Sam/Astrid. What character are you most like? Jack Your favorite mutant-animal? Cats! A scene that made you cry/sad. Jack and Brianna's deaths... :'( A scene that made you happy. Zekes eating EZ. I may be a little sick minded. I didn't mind EZ though. A character you wish hadn’t died. Jack or Brianna Your favorite OMG moment/plot twist. Diana being pregnant :) A character you wish had die/will die. Nobody... :( A song that remind you of the Gone-series. This Is War - 30 seconds to Mars. If you could change anything about the books, what would it be? Jack/Brianna. I'll keep the deaths in because they make it exciting, although I love the characters. Your favorite villain. Diana Your favorite Gone-fansite. Anything Gone-related! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! asdfghjkl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gone Questions: Who is your Favorite character and why? Toto/Brianna/Jack/Dekka. Just because. Who is you least favorite character and why? Taylor. Because, "OMG." In a book. No. Which character are you most like? Jack. What do you think should happen to Diana's baby? Light. I've read it. Which character do you wish you could bring out of the book? Does that mean they aren't in it or anywhere else? If so then Taylor. If which one could be real then one of the characters I picked as my favourite. If you meet Drake what would you say? Can I have a last wish? Bold the ones that apply to you. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be evil. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling idiot. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a prep. I read comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends. I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 1 hour, if I like the book. ) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (HP fangirl too...) You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (I'm single and always have been) You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. ( I wanted one) You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (No I seriously have ADHD) You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (I only do it in my head nowadays) You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" ( I only mutter it) In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy you scream "JACKSON!" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Usually) And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (Only the Riptide part) You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (I Dream or Think of it) When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents. You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (Don't look at me Apollo. *Whispers: Quick! Run and Hide!*) You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. (Who doesn't?) Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's (sister's) desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. (I smile and laugh quietly only cause if I laugh I tend to either be: Sent to a Therapist, People questioning my Sanity, Or getting yelled at for Interrupting lessons) They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Meep.). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. (Guilty...) You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. (What should have happened) You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoN, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (Well percico...) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (Don't have one) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseiden or Hephesteus) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Please don't Tell my mom!) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site. (Heck yeah.) You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are you kidding, I bring them all with me!) You think of percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Been there read more and will re-read again if needed.) You want to learn Latin. (DONE!) You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. ( I am technically a goddess) You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It is.) You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. Books rule! I'm sorry if I delete fanfics, it just means I'm failing at it and it's really not taken off, or it's a terrible idea... I've deleted: Lady of the Lake Peace, Ciao, Arivour, Vale, Farvel, Goodbye, Despedia, Bye, doctorwhomanic xxx |
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