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Joined 03-13-13, id: 4596579, Profile Updated: 11-18-19
Author has written 9 stories for Beavis and Butt-Head, Spider-Man, South Park, Carrie, Family Guy, Archer, Friends, Star Wars, Child's Play, and Aliens/Predator.

I'm a guy (hence my username), I have a huge crush on Jennifer Lawrence, I and I'm probably the only straight guy who moderately likes the twilight movies (except for the first two, they sucked) My older brothers hate it, but I think my oldest brother secretly likes it but he is embarrassed to admit it.

I consider myself 95% Catholic, and 5% agnostic; I beleive in God, Jesus, and heaven, but I do think there are holes within every religion, including atheism, but my attitude is "we'll just find out the answers when we die" but I'm sure the truth is probably peaces of every religion, except atheism (no offense to atheists)

My favorite TV/movie parings (NOT in order)

Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy (the amazing spider-man films)

Ryan/Jenna (Wilfred)

Archer/Lana (Archer)

Chandler/Monica (friends)

Neo/Trinity (the matrix trilogy)

Katniss/Peeta (the hunger games)

Rey/Finn (Star Wars)

Shaun/Claire (The Good Doctor)

Shawn/Cory (Boy Meets World)

My favorite movies, books, video games, and TV shows (NOT IN ORDER)

The Night Angel Trilogy

The Hunger Games series

The Lord of the Rings trilogy

Game of Thrones

Spartacus: blood and sand

South Park

Family Guy

Edge of Darkness (US version)

Team America: World Police

Beavis and Butt-Head

The Mick

Six Feet Under

Troy

Uncharted Series

300

The Matrix trilogy

Scary Movie

Public Enimies

Assassin's creed series

Archer

Drawn Together

Friends

Avatar (2009)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Alien

Alien: Isolation

Aliens

Inside Amy Schumer

The last of Us

Star Wars

Me Before You

Man of Steel

Mad Max: Fury Road

Deadpool

Shameless (U.S.)

The Da Vinci Code

The Good Doctor

Breaking Bad

Halloween (2018)

Titanic

anything directed by Quentin Tarantino (except for Death Proof)

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Imaginary Time Machine by No Fate 1990 reviews
This poem is about Ted's relationship with Robin. Reviews are welcome.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ted M., Robin S. - Complete
This Is Our Path by LucasA reviews
Their lives were never the same after the incident at the Clocktower. Together, they've found comfort in each other's hearts, and their bond remains strong despite the countless attempts to wipe everything they ever had. A tale of the most important stages in their life, from the moments of calamity and happiness, to the difficult moments of sadness and reflection.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 607,311 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.]
Late Night Beverage by Laid-Back Brit reviews
Unable to sleep due to a dry throat, Cartman decides to get a drink from the refrigerator - where he helps himself to a certain drink which makes him so happy, despite the fact he is not legally old enough to consume... One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The little girl with the stuffed lamb by Braconte reviews
Carrie White is dead, half the students and teachers died during the prom massacre, and Chamberlain is now a ghost town. one question still remains, how did it all come to this. This story will tell you what Carries childhood was like and how she was abused by her mother and bullied by other kids for so many years. Based off the 2013 film
Carrie - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 7/22/2014
Dark Jedi: Episode VIII and IX by JP Fanfic reviews
This fan fiction Episode VIII and IX was written Feb. 2016. I intentionally avoided reading any fan theories as I was writing it, so I hope this is fresh and unpredictable for most readers. I hope you enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Leia O., Finn, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
We're Best Friends by Marvel fiction reviews
An enthralling story, rich with Gwen and Peter Fluff! Come join this romantic journey of epic proportions as Peter and Gwen tackle the undeniable love they hold for each other, all the while working as a team to combat a variety of monstrous Villains, including the Green Goblin and Kraven the Hunter! Loaded with laughter, happiness, and epic adventure! Regularly updated weekly!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,567 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] - Complete
The Amazing Spider-Man 3 by AmacLucky13 reviews
A monster is born. A hero is tested. A mysterious past is revealed. Peter faces a new enemy more vicious, ruthless, devious, and cunning. Everything becomes clear after he discovers his enemy's ties to his parents and his nightmare begins. What happens if the people he cares for most are in danger? What happens if he can't save them? What happens if they pay the ultimate price?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Happily Ever After by hipster4lyfe reviews
Based on The Amazing Spider-Man Movies. Peter and Gwen's early married years...contains lots of my typical fluff :) As always, I do not own any part of Spider-Man or The Amazing Spider-Man.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Clara Eats Bacon and Funions by badgerlover1111 reviews
Clara eats Toot's bacon and Foxxy's Funions and they get revenge, and Wooldoor goes with Xandr to the fair
Drawn Together - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2014
A Hero's Reward by Stars and Jewels reviews
Gwen and Peter finally get some long-overdue and much-earned happiness together. To say more would spoil the story. Enjoy!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Gwen S. - Complete
Under the Moonlight by Marvel fiction reviews
The moon. It's usually a calming sight in an otherwise dark and infinite expanse of black, enveloping the abyss of silky black quilting, freckled with trillions of glimmering stars. When described like that, it sounds almost peaceful, tranquil, even romantic. Try glimpsing up at it through a smashed glass dome, leaping and bounding to avoid your friend's evil grasp, lover in peril.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] - Complete
Okay? by HaileySmiles reviews
Hazel Grace dies a week later after Augustus. *SPOILERS*
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Hazel L., Augustus W. - Complete
WATCHMEN: Death of a hero by Braconte reviews
Hollis Mason is costumed adventurer of New York City. He is known as Nite Owl, he is also a member of the Minutemen. He has faced many battles and encountered many villains. Today after 30 years of retirement, he faces an enemy he cannot defeat this time. This could lead to a tragic end to the mighty hero. Based off the deleted scene from the WATCHMEN film, Hollis Mason's death.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014
Make the Monsters Go Away by abloodysoccermum reviews
Peter wakes up after a bad dream. Who does he go to in order to make the monsters go away? Cover art belongs to /
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
The One With The Middle-Aged Black Woman by captainvegemite reviews
Just how did Joey manage to go to the wrong audition that day? Mentions of early Mondler. Set during Season 5, just before TOW The Yeti.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Monica G., Chandler B.] Joey T. - Complete
Happy Holidays! by AmacLucky13 reviews
Peter and Gwen enjoy their first Christmas and New Year's together! Complete fluff here! Please check it out and let me know what you think! :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
RIP Brian by FREDDY Y JASON reviews
A poem I wrote in memory of one of the most charismatic dogs that ever existed.
Family Guy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Complete
The Room: A Novelization by GazingAbyss reviews
The classic movie, now in novel form!
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Bringing in the Big Guns by Anyankaholic reviews
The CIA needs a little help tracking down Brody and decides to bring in ISIS.
Crossover - Archer & Homeland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
The Heart of Life by RuthDameron reviews
A collection of short-stories focusing mainly on Peter and Gwen and including their friends and family. Rated K just in case! Previously called And So It Began. (Stories are not told in order)
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,909 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Mayday P./Spider-Girl
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 by AmacLucky13 reviews
My version of the next movie based off recent pictures and my own imagination. Please check it out and post a review! :) Summary: Peter and Gwen must now figure out what happens next with senior year drawing to close and when his father's past begins to haunt him again. New enemies emerge, old friends resurface, and more questions are raised about his past. Second story posted!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,974 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Father Son Talk by Angelic Gemstone reviews
Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Stan M., Randy M. - Complete
First Love by September Light reviews
There's something really special about your first love. It's the one that sweeps you off your feet, leaves you breathless and it's the first one makes you believe that something can actually last forever. Peter/Gwen; oneshot; snapshot style.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Gwen S., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Please Hold Me by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
Carrie's thoughts during her last hour on Earth, reflecting on the last cruel joke she ever recieved.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Two Men, One Soul by EyeofRa90 reviews
In what appear to be Luke Skywalker's final moments, a Jedi Knight and a Sith Lord battle for control...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Different Paths by BeshterAngelus reviews
Anakin Skywalker has a simple chose to make, between his soul and ideals and the woman he loves. One simple choice can change everything, except the fact he has a destiny to face.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Pimp My Trike by sickfool reviews
Cartman wants his tricycle to be pimped up, so he calls Pimp My Ride. Maybe if it's really good I can send it to Comedy Central. Review if you have the time.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2004
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Star Wars: Legacy of the Force reviews
Ben Skywalker has been stuck with his father on Ahch-to for his entire life. He wants to be a Jedi like his father and grandfather, but Luke isn't ready to lose his only child. But, unfortunate circumstances arise, leading Ben on an adventure that will change the galaxy as we know it, forever.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/24/2016 - [Finn, Rey] Ben Skywalker, Kyle Katarn
Carrie: A new begining reviews
What if Carrie didn't die on prom night, what kind of life would she have, would she meet someone, will they fall in love? And how would she come to terms with what happened on that fateful night? (set in the same universe as the 2013 remake) The story is a romantic comedy-drama.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,091 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Carrie W., OC] Rita D., Margaret W.
Peter & Gwen: an alternate life reviews
This is a combination of all my earlier spider-man stories (Except the Unexpected, Life is Beautiful, Spider-man V's The Sinister Six, and World War V), except for "A Journey's End" since that's in a different timeline. (set in amazing spider-man universe)
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] [Harry O., Mary Jane W.] - Complete
The Amazing Spider-Man: A journey's end reviews
(This is my version of the amazing spider-man 3) a new enemy rises, an army will be built, things that were lost will be returned, and a hero must be ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save the people he loves.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,792 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] Norman O./Green Goblin, Kraven - Complete
The one with Ross' surprise reviews
Ross has a big surprise to show everyone, but they might not be too happy about it. (Set in present day) one-shot
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Rachel G., Ross G.] [Monica G., Chandler B.] - Complete
AVP: Archer vs Predator reviews
Sterling archer is the world's most dangerous spy. He's faced every type of foe imaginable, from deadly assassins to sexual harassment complaints. But now, he must face his toughest foe yet: predator. (Rated T for violence, language, and sexual humor)
Crossover - Archer & Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Cartman's play: a child's play-south park crossover reviews
What happens when Cartman accidentally stumbles upon the infamous red-haired, knife wielding, killer doll: Charles Lee Ray a.k.a Chucky. (mostly a remake of child's play, but in the south park universe, set in-between season 2 and 3)
Crossover - South Park & Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Chucky R. - Complete
Last thoughts reviews
Brian's final thoughts as he lies on the operating table
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Peter G., Lois G.] Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
beavis and butt-head vs the toilet cloger reviews
what happens when beavis and butthead see an ad for "Girls Gone Wild" on tv saying that they are filming at a local beach, and at the same time, a woman only known as "the Toilet Cloger" runs into their house to take a dump, leaving her car keys on the floor
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete