Extroverted introvert, cynical romantic, intelluctal ditz, overachieving procrastinator, disorganized honors student, with passion for fanfiction, shoes, slash, sarcasm, and shiny objects. High school student with aspirations to be a writer, procrastinating from tedious homework by immersing herself in the world of fanfiction, expressing her liberal political belief, and succumbing to her fangirlish tendencies. Obsesses fanatically over everything from Jane Austen to Harry Potter to glam rock (tends to mix the last two for interesting results in fanfiction). Swoons over sparkly, androgynous glam rock boy; cries over virtually everything; finds gay cowboys to be adorable (Brokeback Mountain!); fangirls over everyone from Mr. Darcy to Viggo Mortensen to Faramir to David Bowie. 'Ships Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, Eowyn/Faramir and dozens of other lesser ships.