don't worry, catching up on my 101 drabbles*

"There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m like, I dunno why, they’d all get their *butt* kicked by the Doctor Who fans." Craig Ferguson

*So... I've not watched any new Doctor Who episodes since the series 9 finale. (Including Husbands of River Song, but that's more an aversion to endings than annoyance- if I never watch it, River will be back any episode now, right?) I think I'll remain on hiatus until Mr. Chibnall takes over, so for now, I've not seen the last 2 Christmas episodes, Class, or any of the new series except the Pilot, which just didn't excite me like the show once did. I'll remain within the previous 52 years I have to play with for now, just don't expect me to understand or reference anything new.*

My likes:

Well-written crack. Creative AU stories. Introspection. Not into slash or femlash.

Generally refuse to even start reading a fic if the summary is misspelled or there's already poor grammar (ie: confusing there/they're/their).

Though I make some exceptions, if the summary has something along the lines of "I suck at summaries" within it, I rarely read it.

DOCTOR WHO:

The TARDIS. Enough said.

River/Doctor= my OTP

Amy/Doctor= my BrOTP

Rory is my favourite New companion. And so is River. All the Ponds, really.

Ian and Barbara are my favourite Classic companions- at least so far. He was an intelligent action hero, she was an clever woman who took action and command and argued with the Doctor when she felt he was wrong and solved her own problems when possible, never wallowing in her situation even when she was scared- she really knew how to be damsel in distress: don't scream, just be proactive whilst waiting to be saved. Or try to save yourself.

Twelve/Missy

I like stories involving the Doctor and family- especially his own (including TimeTot fics, Jenny, the Ponds, and Susan).

I like every Doctor I've seen so far, but am not caught up with much of the Classic series.

Jack and Martha need to come back at least for cameos in the Doctor's life.

The only Doctor I've liked faster than Jon Pertwee was Peter Capaldi! But don't get me wrong- the others had me fairly quickly. These two were just nearly instantaneous.

I've also been on a fierce Time Baby kick recently, and I ain't even bovvered.

Superheroes:

Favourite Male: Superman, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Spiderman (Peter Parker)

Favourite Female: Wasp (Janet Pym, née van Dyne), X-23, Emma Frost, Kitty Pryde

Favourite Team: X-Men

Favourite Villain: Mystique (films, not comics), Loki, Emma Frost

Favourite Ships: Beast/Abigail Brand

Black Widow/Hawkeye

Black Widow/Captain America

Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter

Mystique/Azazel

Peter Parker/Gwen Stacey

NOTP: Charles Xavier/Moira McTaggert (that's just weird and no)

Thor/Jane Foster

Mystique/Beast (he likes her because she likes him, just as long as she's not herself)

Wolverine/Jean Grey (aside from despising "love at first sight," I'm a big fan of X-MEN Evolution, in which she's a teenager and this is just gross).

Black Widow/Hulk

Peter Parker/ Mary Jane

Random Ships that we need more of/need to start:

Jack/Rose (which I dub Boe Wolf)

Master/Barbara Wright (she wouldn't let him get away with anything!)

Moira McTaggert (new films)/Wolverine

Moira McTaggert/Magneto

Storm/Nightcrawler

Wasp/Iron Man

Being Human

Annie/Mitchell

Miss Marple

Joan Hickson will forever be my Miss Marple

Sherlock

Sherlock/Molly ========== Sherlock/Irene ========== Sherlock/Janine ========== Sherlock/John= my other BrOTP

Lord of the Rings

Since when does Arwen have such a large role in the stories?

Roswell

Cliffhanger (Michael/Isabel)

Broadchurch

Alec Hardy/Ellie Miller=BROTP

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon/Leslie Winkle- It could happen...

Sheldon loves Amy

Frozen

Hans/Elsa

Torchwood

Owen Harper/Toshiko Sato =========== Jack Harkness/Gwen Cooper

Harry Potter

Fred/Hermione ========== George/Hermione ========== Luna/Ron ========== Film: Harry/Luna

Firefly

Mal/Saffron ========== Simon/Inara

Still haven't tried writing stories in these fandoms, but all in due time.

Forever

Henry/Abigail

BROTP Henry/Jo

Anything Abe

The West Wing

CJ/Danny

Bible

Non-parodies or mockeries

Modern day parallels

I dislike:

Jane Foster- with the exception of Earth's Mightiest Heroes, I have great dislike for this character in general (a woman who leaves her family to wait for another man triggered me in the comics) and I hated the way they treated Natalie Portman's character in the films, I was excited that she finally "broke up with him." Very much not looking forward to the next Thor film).

Clara- I just can't figure out her personality as it completely changed every week. So confused by her that I can't even begin to write any story with her in it, so with the exception of perhaps a passing reference, she will never be in my works (at least 11's version, she's a tiny bit more fleshed out with 12). [Although I should note I think Jenna-Louise Coleman is freakishly brilliant as an actress, it's just the modern Clara character I can't stand at all.] Though I'd come to appreciate bits of the Clara Show, I don't know if I can watch yet another inferior series of what was once Doctor Who.

Rose/Doctor= my absolute NOTP. This one is because, and I realize I may be dense, but I didn't see their love as romantic until that completely unexpected (for me- not joking) kiss in Journey's End. I truly thought he loved her as a best friend. (To me- she'd outright said they weren't a couple, even though, yes, that was at the beginning but they never changed that stance, she always went back to Mickey & flirted with new men. He had Madame de Pompadour who he treated very differently & acted differently around. Plus, he is 900 and she's 19- it truly didn't even enter my mind & I find the idea a bit icky. I even assumed when he briefly thought her pregnant it was because she and Mickey had gotten married and that was her telling him- again, not kidding). I completely thought their love platonic, perhaps with barely a hint of under-the-surface tension between 9 and Rose occasionally, so do NOT be surprised when my Doctor & Rose stories reflect that attitude of "BEST friends, but JUST friends."

That being said, I do like Rose as a character, especially during the 9th Doctor's tenure. Hate the ship. Adore the friendship.

Madame Vastra- Don't ask why, I have no idea. I like the Paternoster Gang without... the main detective? She just annoys me so much!. But, I could watch Strax & Jenny all day

Note- "That's Not How It Works- Yeah It Is" Hit over 36,000 views this last week- THANK YOU TO ALL WHO'VE READ IT!!!!!!

Also- A Tangled Web of Beauty: Spoilers hit 18,000 views- THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

ALSO, PLEASE NOTE I WILL NEVER WRITE ABOVE A"T" RATING FOR PROMPTS OR ROMANCE, SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR THAT.

MY FICS:

Back to the Future

I've Gotta Take a Stand, But I am Just a Man (One-Shot)

Beauty and the Beast:

The Beauty in the Brute (Complete)

Bible:

who AM I? (One-Shot)

Stepping Out (Introspection)

Catullus:

Poetic Licence (Complete)

Gilmore Girls:

Softened at the Edges, Tempered with a Spine of Steel (One-Shot)

Doctor Who:

FIRST DOCTOR: You're Welcome, My Dear (Series of One-Shots)

You Need Someone to Stop You (One-Shot, Multi- Era with Donna)

TENTH DOCTOR: I'm Good as New, but... (One-Shot)

Killing You Softly (11th Era Episode Re-Write- 1/2)

Person-ified (X-Men Crossover, One-Shot)

Second to None (One-Shot)

Soldiering On (One-Shot)

Watching All the Dreams We had Turn into Static (One-Shot)

WHO are you? (One-Shot)

You'd Be Like Heaven to Touch (One-Shot)

TARDIS: A Beautiful Loss (Drabble)

A Mad Box and a Man (Series of One-Shots)

ELEVENTH DOCTOR: All the King's Horses and All the King's Men (One-Shot)

And His Madness She Did Possess (WIP- 2/8)

His Best Kept Secret (One-Shot)

Hold Tight, Amy (One-Shot)

I Promise You, You'll Never Be Alone (One-Shot)

I Love You, I At Rest With You, I Have Come Home (One-Shot)

Let Me Count the Ways (Poetry)

My Life in Your Hands (One-Shot)

Not Exactly... the DIAMOND Anniversary (One-Shot)

Quite the Dilemma (Complete)

Rewriting the Last Page (Two-Shot)

A Tangled Web of Beauty (SERIES)

1. Right Place, Wrong Time (Series of linear, related one-shots in story form)
2. Spoilers (Continuous, plotless story of fluff and episodic adventures)
3. More than Just the Earth (WIP 9/10- missing epilogue, which is dependent on the upload of story 8)
4. Healing Nature (Complete)
5. Two Of You! (Under revision, WIP- 5/29)
6. Mommies and Mistletoes (One-Shot)
7. Learning to Do Domestic (Series of linear, related one-shots in story form)
8. Not All That is Over is Past (WIP- 1/17)
9. Companions for All (One-Shot)

This Awful Twist of Fate (Complete- possible series forthcoming)

Two Bodies, A Single Soul (One-Shot)

Undoubtedly Unconventional (One-Shot)

MULTI- ERA: All In Your Head (One-Shot)

A Healer, A Warrior, A Wise Man, Bespoken (Episode Tag)

At Close of Day (One-Shot 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th Era)

Bechdel Who? (One-Shot)

Eye of the Beholder (Remix; One-Shot)

Handy Developments (One-Shot 10th, 11th Era)

May the Best Woman Win (One-Shot)

Memento Mori sed Memento Vivere (One-shot 1st, 11th, 12th Era)

Mr. Song and Mrs. Smith (Series of One-Shots, mostly 11th era)

Not So Strange Bedfellows (One-Shot)

Que Tengo Miedo a Tenerte y Perderte Otra Vez (1/7)

That's Not How It Works, Yeah It is (Series of One-Shots, mostly 11th era)

Too Much that Time Cannot Erase (Double Drabble)

With a Capital T (One-Shot 11th, 12th Era)

Forever

Not a Hair on His Head (One-Shot)

Daily(ish) Drabbles

1 Real, or Not Real (X-Force/X-Men)

2- Redeemer (Bible)

3- Raising Raven/ Hand to Head (X-Men First Class film)

4- Safe Someday (West Wing)

5- Kimmy Learns Geography! (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

6-Pieces of a Hole (Thirteen Reasons Why- Book)

7- Come Look at the Freaks (Avengers: Age of Ultron/X-Men Universe in general)

8- Even Heroes have the Right to Dream (Captain America X Superman)

9- Boys are Stupid (Doctor Who)

10- Hopes and Dreams are Shattering Apart (Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

NOTE: I still have more chapters to almost all of my works in the "Tangled Web of Beauty" series, so don't worry, I've not forgotten about any of them.

Also- "Two of You" is under revision, as my lovely beta has been giving me wonderful pointers to more clearly take the story where I want it to go, and cleaning up some Parallel World problems. Don't worry- it's all fleshed out and will hopefully end up being absolutely worth the wait... but there will definitely be a wait, as well as for the other stories until I can catch up on some prompts and some editing.

"Not All That's Over is Past" will also be updated as soon as possible, but upon reviewing it, a detail in a later chapter ended up destroying the entire vision for this story I had in my mind. I have to figure out how to fix it, and though there will be no major character changes, I do have to rework this story sans said destructive detail, so again, that may take me a little more time than anticipated.

Fun facts/Random, unsolicited opinions: Despite what you might think from the majority of my works, my username has absolutely nothing to do with Doctor Who.

I've lived in a lot of different places with a lot of different dialects. So I'll try to always choose the most universal terms and phrases, to the best of my ability when writing.

Firmly of the belief that a drabble is a work consisting of 100 words, not any random amount under 1000.

Rants: Yes, I read Twilight. Yes, it did legitimately give me nightmares. What kind of relationship is this?! We're supposed to root for the 100 year old who's trying to not kill the teenage girl he's stalking? I don't... understand where the romance is... Hopefully, any person she'd deemed worthy to date/marry/have a relationship with would have felt that killing her would have been a bad thing. Because you know what is romantic? Not having homicidal thoughts toward your partner. But maybe that's just me.

I have a VERY large WIP folder and an even larger "ideas" folder worth of writing. Ergo my constant procrastination.

The Hobbit: what are they thinking making three movies out of the one amazing book?! Sure, it's my personal favourite, but not nearly enough material to warrant 3 movies. Perhaps make a tv series about the Silmarillion. More material, more fun, lends itself to special effects and vignettes.

Frozen was so entertaining. The end. Skip over the flaws.

Despite it's now-common usage as a verb, "impact" is a noun. Unless referring to the act of being constipated, or "being impacted," the verb is "to affect." However, the verbal usage of the noun is gaining loose recognition due to its overuse, but is still technically incorrect.

"Alright" is not all right.

There are some characters in fandom who I've begun to despise. Not because I despised their characters in canon- quite the opposite actually. But overzealous fans (shippers, mostly) can be so aggressive and ruin great characters with their single-minded contempt of anyone who disagrees with them or who doesn't ship their couple.

As a rule, I won't tag relationships that aren't in the fic, but I may tag relationships that are (though not when it might give away spoilers). EG: I won't put "Not Doctor/Reinette" in the summary, but I may put "Reinette/Doctor" if their relationship is relevant, or just tag them in a pairing. I will, however, usually try to explain the rating & occasionally the genre in my summaries.

Oh- and if I'm responding to you, as I always try to do, or writing my Author's Notes, I apologize in advance, but I tend to babble- a lot. But I like talking fandom, so if you want to chat or have any questions, feel free to PM me. I'm also on Tumblr, AO3, LiveJournal, Whofic (Doctor Who), and FictionPress (Original Works) under the same username.

Thanks for stopping by!