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Careful What You Wish For by Jules Hawk reviews
He'd worshiped her from afar, always wanted the chance to say hello, maybe to serve under her. Then his mission had gone horribly wrong and he blamed her, resented her for it. Or did he. James Vega finds himself in a position he never expected and has to come to terms with his own pain and doubt. Bioware owns all thing Mass Effect, I'm just playing in their sandbox.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 318,386 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [James V., J. Garson] Joker, Garrus V.
Heads We Will, Tails We'll Try Again by JacksAreWild reviews
Companion pieces to "Why Don't You and I?" The further adventures of Samantha Shepard and Jeff "Joker" Moreau. Inspired by LJ prompts - each chapter is under 1000 words. Will be updated sporadically. *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Joker, Shepard
Out of Destruction by Jules Hawk reviews
Second chances. He'd never believed in them but now he had one. Was he brave enough to use it? Could he be good enough? Would she feel the same? A Shoker story. Rated M for language, these are marines and probably future smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,862 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Joker, J. Garson] - Complete
Stolen Moments: A Mass Effect Tale by That One Angry Hobbit reviews
Because love stories aren't just for girls. Even the cheesy ones. WARNINGS: LANGUAGE, LEMONS, VIOLENCE, ADULT SITUATIONS.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Joker, Shepard
This Divine Retribution by CommanderElsa reviews
Commander Shepard's body is recovered from the ruins of the Citadel in the days following the war. Once again, she will open her eyes to a world changed by destruction. Finding purpose in a time of peace is not easy for the Savior of the Galaxy, but she will realize that even in the calmest of weather, there will always be a storm on the horizon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Garson, Joker
Мапаче by Resurrectra reviews
За тобой следят? Это значит, что ты кому-то очень-очень нравишься.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - Russian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James V., Kasumi G. - Complete
Why Don't You and I? by JacksAreWild reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,374 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
When I Close My Eyes by Funderly reviews
Sequel to Jimmy Vega's Illustrious Stripping Career. James is tasked with keeping the most important woman in the galaxy safe. Shepard must fight for her freedom and honor as she stands trial for the destruction of the Alpha Relay. Each confront the importance of professionalism while facing the myriad of emotions that lie boiling just under the surface.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - James V., J. Garson
Jimmy Vega's Illustrious Stripping Career by Funderly reviews
48 hours before the events of Arrival, Shepard finds herself in the strong arms of a mysterious soldier with a knack for taking off his clothes. Meme Fill. Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,733 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - James V., J. Garson - Complete
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Price of victory: Companion pieces reviews
Companion pieces to my main story "Price of victory". A collection of stories happening around the main characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 9/9/2018
Price of victory reviews
Johanna Shepard is the one person to pay the price for saving the galaxy. Can Joker find the courage to give his heart to a woman destined to die? Will he be strong enough to pay a price of his own? (Rated M for violence, sex and foul language.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 632,297 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 4/1/2013 - J. Garson, Joker