Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer. *LEGION STORY ARC IN PROGRESS*

This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing

Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS

He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc- (Update: pending Rewrite 27/5/18)

What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.

[Spoilers for Ending/Epilogue] Traveling after the Elder One's defeat, Solas dreams where the Lavellan clan once stood and sees his beloved through the years. She speaks of life and love with her confidant and mentor-the statue of Fen'Harel that sits at the edge of the camp. (Solas/Lavellan)

Across the province from the first dragon's appearance, Lily suffers cruelly and seeks refuge among the Orcs, urging Ghorbash the Iron Hand to apply gentler methods for a change. Same universe as "Duty Calls". Rated for language, rape scene.

(Complete) Lavellan feels that having some knowledge of the things to come may well be worse than having none at all. (Solas/Inquisitor; Canon-Divergence; Pseudo-SI; Happy Ending; Don't copy to another site)

Encounters in the desert can be surprising...The heat can make one's desire to fight wane. But is that always such a bad thing? Kisame and Sakura find that momentary truces can be much more satisfying. Especially if a different kind of heat burns in their veins.

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.

And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

Clara learns the hard way that it isn't always advisable to snag a free sample that's on offer, and Danny Pink learns that he's willing to put up with weird - very, very, weird with a side of alien - for Clara.

Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.

Varric meets the Inquisitor. Andraste's a- ...ample bosom...but Cassandra could have mentioned he is an oxman! (Second story with my Adaar Inquisitor and though you do not need to have read the first one, 'Kossith', it certainly is recommendable. Liberties taken. )

10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.

Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.

NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE

Spin-off from "Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick." Fentulk the Deckhand spent a week with Karie on board ship, and you know what they say: once you go pale, skinny, and opposite faction, you never go back... COMPLETE

Korrlok AU. Tarrlok makes a different call when Korra comes to visit his office one night, demanding the release of her friends. A different path and a saved morality. Tarrlok is out of the game, Korra is guilt stricken, and Amon makes a surprising threat.

Or how to go around in circles. Apparently, neither Ibiki nor Sakura are good at it, which makes for awkward moments and misunderstandings. Of course, Anko and Ino are good at looking out for their best interests.Even if they are not completely disinterested themselves...Rating may go up in the second part. This is for you, nekoumori!

The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...

Non-massacre! Itachi never knew Sakura had such an amusing way with words.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.

It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.

Itachi and Sakura are madly in love. Heck, they're planning on getting married in the near future. So, what's the problem? Sakura can't remember a thing. ON HOLD!

Non-massacre AU. Fugaku used to like listening to rumours until his oldest son became the subject of one. ItaSaku

He was afraid of needles and taking his medecine. She was growing impatient and needed him to just take the damn thing.

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!

Kakashi merely left to tell Sakura that training is still on, he gets more than he bargained for when he catches her doing the one thing that all women do...shaving their legs.