A Medieval/Renaissance Johnlock AU romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 43 up!

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

"And John sees now that Sherlock was lying when he said he wasn't scared of Moriarty." Jim comes to get Sherlock and John. Violence, torture, eventual John/Sherlock.

John is a recently graduated PhD student teaching his first class at the University of Colorado, Boulder. Sherlock is a college freshman who moved to the United States three years ago. John is happy to have such an enthusiastic student, but he's starting to wish Sherlock didn't come to *every single one* of his office hours. He's scaring off the other students. Johnlock college!AU.

Months after John Watson is invalided back from Afghanistan he meets a stranger on a train: one that can read his military career in his face and leg and his brother's drinking habits in his mobile phone. Then, years earlier, he meets him again.

Five times Sherlock tried to tell John he was interested... and one time the message was actually delivered. Johnlock (obviously).

The future of medicine is here: a pill that repurposes the male body, making it possible for a man to become pregnant. Sherlock is intrigued by it for inexplicable, illogical reasons. It is an adventure waiting to be taken, the greatest possible experiment for him-and it calls to him incessantly. And, of course, Sherlock has never been able to resist an addiction. Warnings inside.

Sherlock enters into a dangerous compact to save his "heart." Post TRF. SERIOUS violence/slash BEGINNING IN CHAPTER SIX. Early on, just naughty words and uncomfortable situations. Be ye warned: Non-Con, Drug Use, Self Harm, Mental Illness, PTSD, and a bit of child abuse. REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS. MorLock, MorMor, eventually a bit of JohnLock, just a whisper of KittyLock. DFTBA!

NOW COMPLETE! A pastiche with Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Choderlos de Laclos

"You're a myth!" John snaps, then growls because no, that's not what he meant. He feels like he's losing the plot. "Fairies are a myth. You're mad."

Sherlock is assaulted by an unknown assailant while John is away, leaving him with a severe brain injury. While his intellect and personality are intact, he's having trouble moving and speaking easily. John finds himself as the main source of support to a flatmate struggling to do the things he loves most. And Sherlock Holmes has never been the best of patients.

Sequel to Hands On Education. It has been two years since Sherlock left Bakerford and John has resigned himself to the fact he will probably never see the curly haired youth again. But fate it seems, has other ideas.

Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.

COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.

AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.