So basically I’m a flunked out engineering student who likes Merlin a little (okay, a lot) more than I probably should. Don’t get me wrong! I’m still in school. And I probably just gave you way too much personal information, so I’ll stop now.

I will probably write mostly for Merlin, although, I haven’t written very much yet. Most of what I write will probably take place after season 4. And it will mostly be one-shots because I am new. My favorite genres are humor, crack, and angst.

I am probably one of the few people on this site who doesn't really ship anyone. If I were to ever write romance, it would probably be for comedic purposes.

I will never write slash.

I appreciate all reviews! And I appreciate constructive criticism! You do not really have to worry about offending me, so you don’t have to spend hours stressing over how to tactfully word something. Okay, maybe not hours, but you get the idea.

And now, I’ll conclude this profile. More likely than not, there is someone out there who could identify me from this. And this will probably be tracked, because everything on the Internet seems to be tracked nowadays. Believe me! It is! And it’s creepy!

And when I become famous, this page and all of my stories will come back to haunt me. (Heavy, heavy sarcasm with this line, since that sort of thing gets lost in text.) Though they still might! (Most people call me paranoid. I’ll let you decide.)

And remember, when life gives you lemons, laugh at it. You'd save calories by not drinking lemonade.