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Joined Jul 9, 2012, id: 4116703, Profile Updated: Jul 23, 2017
Author has written 17 stories for Hunger, Les Misérables, Phantom of the Opera, Romeo & Juliet, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, and Phantom of the Opera.

I don't generally write stories anymore, but I like to keep mine up for sentimental value. I acknowledge how awful they are.


MY BULLYING STORY

I used to get bullied from like 6th-end of 8th grade. It was never to my face, but I knew it was happening. I had "big legs," a "big butt," and braces, and had shorter hair than I do now. My face was also pretty chubby from 4th-8.5th grade, which was not a good combination. When I got my braces taken off at the end of 8th grade, I also discovered the magic of high heels, which made my legs look fiiiiiiiiiiine, if I do say so myself, and my hair was longer, which looked nicer. I'm still not skinny by any means, but I'm not close to "big," as I once heard myself called. And I don't think I was really big to begin with, I just had a little extra room on my legs and butt. Unfortunately for me, I still suffer body image issues every single freaking day because of those people in middle school. It's been a long time, but I still remember them calling me "Big Legs." It hurts every time I think about it...so why am I writing this? I don't know. But you should know that now I have a lot of friends and I get a lot of exercise, which brought my average weight down a bit, so my legs and butt are more muscular than fat now. Anyone out there who has body image issues, I get you. I still have them every time I get dressed, and I see the little extra pudge on my thighs. One time, I made myself throw up in order to get rid of all the fat and calories I'd eaten during the day, and I hardly ate anything for a month in order to lose weight and get the popular kids' collective approval. Even now, I still check the fat, calories, and carbs on food before I eat it, and eat fat free and sugar free whenever possible because of how you guys treated me. But now I'm not in middle school anymore, I never see any of the populars anymore, but I know what they're doing. Most of them do drugs and have sex in order to live a happy life. Even though their bullying made me constantly depressed and still affects me today, I can live happily with the knowledge that I don't have to do all the things they're doing in order to be happy. I'm happy with my friends, and my life. So if you read this, Robes' Middle School Bullies, I'm happy, and I forgive you, because I don't need to be mean and keep grudges. I hope you the best in life, even though you helped bring about the worst years of my life. And I guess, without you guys, I wouldn't have met a lot of my current friends. So even though you made me miserable, you've also pushed me to improve my life. Thanks.

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Les Trésors de Mes Jours d'Automne by Sasha Snape reviews
AU. Fantine gave birth to twin girls, and after her death, Valjean has promised to raise both Cosette and Eponine. Over the years, he will learn to love and his treasured daughters will learn to be loved-first by their father, and later by two handsome revolutionaries. Eventual Enjonine and Mariette.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,998 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 385 - Updated: Jul 1, 2015 - Published: Jan 26, 2013 - Cosette, Eponine
To Kill a Taco by ElectricCats reviews
In response to seeing a fic posted about tkam from Jem's pants POV, and many ScoutxJem and other blasphemic shipping fics, I've decided to post an equally logical and equally canon-related fic.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Jun 3, 2015 - Published: Apr 12, 2015 - Complete
A Man Like Me Can Never Change by KittensWithDaggers reviews
She wanted a friend. He needed one. One day, the fearsome, ruthless Inspector Javert meets a young girl alone in the street. Elisabet was idealistic and young, and they awakened within each other dark memories and loneliness that were held at bay for years. But how could they trust each other if they could never trust themselves?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 231,359 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 133 - Updated: Jan 21, 2015 - Published: Jan 1, 2013 - Inspector Javert - Complete
West End High by Eponine T.Daae reviews
As if High School wasn't bad enough as it is, now Eponine's world is constantly crumbling at her feet and the constant teasing on part of Les Amis doesn't help either. But is there someone who can help her through it all? Someone who was always there but she never noticed? What else will she have to face? Modern Day AU...*FINALLY COMPLETED*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 224,045 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 310 - Updated: Dec 25, 2014 - Published: Dec 22, 2012 - [Eponine, Enjolras] Gavroche, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
The Revolutionist and the Police Chief's Daughter by Bastismyhero reviews
Éponine is the 19 year old daughter of Javert and during the day she sneaks out, dresses like a gueuse and helps the poor. She has befriended the Amis and supports the Revolution. One day she returns home to have her father tell her he has arranged a marriage for her around the same time Enjolras gets ordered home by his father and told the same.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,428 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 230 - Updated: Apr 16, 2014 - Published: Apr 15, 2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
A New Life by carelessfreedom reviews
It's been seven years after the June Rebellion, and Marius Pontmercy is happily married, and is a father. However, one day the two people who he missed the most and thought he would never see again come back into his life. This is the story of how Marius found Enjolras and Eponine again. E/E ,AU, movieverse!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 139 - Updated: Jan 23, 2014 - Published: Jan 30, 2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
Stay by Orphxnblack reviews
Eponine is pregnant. Marius doesn't love her. She loves Marius, and Cosette just gets in the way. Slightly AU Marius/Eponine
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: Jan 8, 2014 - Published: Feb 12, 2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy
The Angel's Shadow by Louise-Anne reviews
Meg Giry grew up with tales of the Opera Ghost. But when he rescues her from rape in the streets of Paris, she learns the stories are true, that the Ghost is a real man with his sights set on her best friend Christine, and finds herself always in the shadow of an Angel of Music... The events of "The Phantom of the Opera" from Meg's point of view
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: Nov 17, 2013 - Published: Oct 24, 2012 - Erik, Christine, Meg Giry, Madame Giry - Complete
Bring Her Home by whatevergirl reviews
Based on this prompt: "Javert goes through many heats but never gets pregnant. Javert chalks it up to him being a failure (aka a barren Omega) and how could his Alpha ever want him if he can't give them children. So being the good Alpha he is, Valjean brings home Cosette for Javert to raise." Set M-sur-M era.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: Oct 18, 2013 - Published: Mar 1, 2013 - [Valjean, Javert] Cosette - Complete
That Little Fall of Rain by Tr3ble-Maker reviews
Things at the barricade change, and the odds are in Eponine's favor...there's really no good way to summarize this. Eponine/Marius
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,903 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: Sep 29, 2013 - Published: Feb 5, 2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy
Une Pauvre Fille by MissFiyerabaMeponineWholock reviews
Eponine Thenardier had been alone for so long. She was unloved by all and led a life of pure misery. But can all of that change when she meets a young boy?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Aug 21, 2013 - Published: Feb 15, 2013 - [Eponine, Marius Pontmercy] - Complete
House Rules by Captain Tiny reviews
Modern AU. Since they have moved in together, it has become clear that the barricade boys (and Éponine) need a list of guidelines for proper conduct within the house. Enjolras/Eponine, Marius/Cosette and Courfeyrac/Jehan.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 498 - Updated: Aug 9, 2013 - Published: Mar 7, 2013
Turning through the years by DJsaxby16 reviews
What happens when a boy who doesn't like Les Miserables ends up in the movie itself as a student? What happens when he meets a certain Gamin?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Aug 3, 2013 - Published: Feb 26, 2013 - Eponine
Law 98074 by aliasmel1 reviews
When Hermione is told she has to either marry or be forced back into main stream Muggle population, her wand snapped and mind Obliviated, she must come to terms with her impending nuptials and snarky courter. M for later chapters. Marraige law, based on the WIKTT challange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,144 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 389 - Updated: Jul 25, 2013 - Published: Nov 25, 2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Angel of Mercy by Snow Whitex Prince Charming reviews
"Hey, Emma!" He cried, he tried to follow her, and ran into a young woman, knocking her to the ground. The student dropped to his knee beside her. "I didn't see you there, forgive me." Sequeal of Marius' Little Sister.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Jun 26, 2013 - Published: Mar 22, 2013
They Meet by pennandink reviews
Continuation of 'She Waits.' Enjolras musters on throughout his life, plagued with the thoughts of the revolution and Eponine. He, too, is waiting.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: May 16, 2013 - Published: Mar 9, 2013 - Enjolras, Eponine, Grantaire - Complete
I've Never Heard Him 'Oooh' And 'Aaah' by TheIronPrice reviews
In which Courfeyrac ships E/R and no one knows what Enjolras was doing out late with Grantaire. Also, Combeferre tries to be a good friend. Modern AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 78 - Updated: May 16, 2013 - Published: Feb 19, 2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
My Week with Eponine by wearethesultans reviews
How strange, this feeling that my life's begun at last. This change, can people really fall in love so fast? In which Enjolras spends a week with Eponine in the slums of Paris to understand truly the struggles of life, but on his journey, both Enjolras and Eponine begin to realize something they never had to opportunity to discover before.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 72,632 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 154 - Updated: May 13, 2013 - Published: Feb 11, 2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
What If? by DangerGirlRed2011 reviews
What if Eponine and her siblings ended up sold to another family? How would she turn out? And would it have made a difference to lead her to her true love? Inspired from when I was at work and bored of cleaning! Enjolras/Eponine, Cosette/Marius ship, and Eponine/Marius and Cosette/Eponine friendship! Read and Enjoy! Rated T for safety, possibly changed to M in later chapters
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 88 - Updated: Apr 23, 2013 - Published: Jan 10, 2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Silver Pavements by CAdreaming555 reviews
Eponine never thought she would waver in her obsessive love for Marius Pontmercy. Enjolras never thought any woman besides "Patria" would catch his eye.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,615 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 562 - Updated: Apr 18, 2013 - Published: Jan 8, 2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
Golden by Elodie.Haven reviews
"She'll remember his hand around hers, the callouses on his fingertips, every last detail, and she'll remember clawing her way back to reality with the help of that hand." Where love conquers all.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: Apr 13, 2013 - Published: Mar 12, 2013 - Fantine, Jean Valjean - Complete
Impossible by RandomRyu reviews
Javert has been feeling ill lately, and he doesn't want to come to terms to why he has been feeling this way. Mpreg. Rated M just in case.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Mar 30, 2013 - Published: Mar 27, 2013 - Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert
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Macabre
After a string of murders, Sherlock returns to solve it. But, he doesn't quite get what he expects...(one shot short drabble)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Favs: 1 - Published: May 12, 2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Flame is Dark reviews
Christine knows that she has made the right choice the second his lips touch hers. (THIS MIGHT BE MADE INTO A LONGER STORY AT A LATER DATE.)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: Mar 9, 2015
The Valonqar reviews
Once, she may have been content to have him hold her in his arms. She had always known he would be the death of her... Just a short little ficlet I wrote.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 9, 2014 - Jaime L., Cersei L.
The Last Verse of Jean Prouvaire reviews
Jean Prouvaire puts his last thoughts into poetry.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: Aug 12, 2014 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac, Jean Prouvaire, Combeferre - Complete
A Scandal in 221b reviews
HIATUS!In which a French girl moves into 222 Baker Street after being rescued by John and Sherlock during a case. Her new neighbor, Sherlock, nearly drives her up the wall, and they get into a fight and something that both of them will regret occurs. Are they friends? Wait, what are they? Even they don't know. Wait, what if John knows? What if he's jealous? Oh God. No, please, no.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 25, 2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC
Thérèse: The Untold Story of Les Misérables reviews
ON HIATUS..After the death of Victor Hugo, an old woman reveals that Les Misérables was a true story, and that V.H. left an unpublished novel entitled 'Thérèse' about the younger sister of Jean Prouvaire. Thérèse is a young woman who is relentlessly pursued by the married King of France. She also keeps seeing one of Les Amis glancing at her with love in his eyes...but which one?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: Feb 21, 2014 - Enjolras, Jean Prouvaire, Combeferre, OC
The Revolutionary and I reviews
Hortense Lamarque and Enjolras were an interesting couple, to say the least. The revolutionary leader was a formidable appearance in comparison to his free-spirited wife who had a mind for politics and revolution. Together, they worked well and were a good team. If they weren't married and their relationship not so formal, many said, the pair might have even been friends.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: Nov 30, 2013 - Enjolras, OC
Making Them Women of Good Carriage reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION...Catalina is taken in by the Montagues...little do they know that she is their granddaughter. Cousin Benvolio takes her to a party at the Capulet house-where Tybalt notices the similarities between her and his cousin Juliet. When he gets too suspicious, what will happen? Will Catalina ever meet her true parents? Will the star crossed lovers be reunited?
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: Oct 30, 2013 - Juliet, Romeo, OC
Silk in the Shadows reviews
Diana Lloyd Webber, Andrew Lloyd Webber's (fictional) granddaughter, is cast in a high-school production of the latter's musical. Somehow, she is taken into the musical itself. The Opera House is full of twists and turns, treachery and deceit. It will take all of her cunning to survive this experience. Diana doesn't want to fall in love, but, if she does, it's just a bonus.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Sep 20, 2013 - Published: Jul 31, 2013 - Erik, OC
Her Name Was Emmanuelle reviews
ON HIATUS...Emmanuelle is the daughter of Javert, the original overprotective dad. he doesn't let her do anything, or meet ANYBODY-but what about her long-lost golden-haired twin brother or the drunk man that she's fallen in love with? ... "Papa, who was that lady?" "Her name was Emmanuelle, and I loved her." "Do you miss her?" "More than anything."
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Aug 7, 2013 - Published: Apr 17, 2013 - Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert, Enjolras, Grantaire
Roses in the Abyss reviews
Enjolras dumps Éponine with no knowledge that she is pregnant, then literally disappears. The baby is born with a serious heart defect, but survives the surgery. Éponine is unable to afford the medical bills, so now she must track down Enjolras.. But how easy is it to find one person in the city that never sleeps? (Modern A/U)
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Jul 24, 2013 - Published: Jul 15, 2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
Sing, My Angel of Music! reviews
Therese is the daughter of Marius and Cosette. One day, her father is unable to use his opera tickets and gives them to her and Uncle Enjolras. While Uncle Enjolras is out of Box 5, the Phantom kidnaps Therese to retaliate against her using Box 5, "his" box. How will things turn out for Therese, who is left wondering what will happen? Will she ever be rescued?
Crossover - Les Misérables & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Jun 18, 2013 - Published: Jun 7, 2013 - Christine, Erik, Raoul, Enjolras
We Will Never Be Apart reviews
Cosette gets married to a man that she doesn't love, and Marius feels the same as Cosette. Marius and Cosette meet under the cover of the dark, away from her abusive husband. How will it turn out for them?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: May 15, 2013 - Jean Valjean, Cosette, Marius Pontmercy
This Day's Blessings are not Over Yet! reviews
"Unfortunately, at the moment, Javert had no people who cared for him or wanted to be associated with him. That had been the Mayor's job..." Excerpt from PROLOGUE. Javert pursues Jean Valjean in Paris. He swears by God and the stars that he will catch the man he hates, the man that he once loved.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Apr 5, 2013 - Published: Apr 1, 2013 - Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert
I'm No Longer Alone reviews
DISCONTINUED, LEAVING UP FOR LAUGHS...Enjolras gets drunk and makes love to Grantaire one night. Three months later, Grantaire finds himself pregnant with Enjolras' baby, which he is happy at, thinking that he's no longer alone. As the pregnancy progresses and grows nearer to the time of birth, Grantaire worries about what his life will be like after he gives birth.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: Apr 3, 2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
I Believe That I was a Little in Love With You reviews
Eponine knows that she can never have Marius as her own. One-shot.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Mar 21, 2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
The First Annual Hunger Games reviews
Juliet Larkgale never thought that she would possibly be selected for the first Hunger Games. When she is reaped as the first female tribute for District 4, will she survive? Or will she find a deep, everlasting bond of love in the Capitol?
Hunger - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Aug 15, 2012 - Published: Jul 16, 2012 - Complete