A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

Where Malfoy is concerned, Harry has always been a little touched in the head. Oneshot written for the Kink n Squick Fest at LJ. Mature content, elements of dub con, slightly dark. Not fit for minors. Please proceed with caution.

Shortly after the war, Draco Malfoy wakes up with a new understanding, and Harry Potter needs firmer ground to walk on. Unfortunately, life is never easy, especially with the burdens of N.E.W.T.s looming closer. As Draco struggles to maintain his sanity, Harry is back to his old routine—stalking Draco.

After the war, with his father in Azkaban and his mother on the run, Draco is lost, broken, and scarred by the mistakes he has made. In an effort to make things right, Draco participates in the rebuilding of Hogwarts, but he finds himself completely shunned. That is, until Harry Potter, Wizarding World's Golden Boy, shows up to save the day. Again. For the HD Cliche Fest on LJ.

For years, Draco Malfoy had wondered what Harry Potter's wife would look like.

Lily and James Potter live peacefully, until a misunderstanding lands them deep in debt. Wanting the best for their son, Harry, they plead with the richest wizard they know to adopt him. Lucius Malfoy sees that Harry may become an excellent servant for his son. After going to live at Malfoy Manor, the only person to show him kindness is the young master himself, Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.

A Wincest Drabble

Draco trips Ron, who trips Harry, who is knocked into Snape and accidentally brushes his cuffs. Such a little thing, yet it's all he can think about. Everything he's been holding back since the Final Battle comes bursting forth, and Harry is determined to get Snape to stop ignoring him and actually talk. Unexpected allies, botched potions, detention, and Legilimency afoot! SSHP

While on a Ministry assignment, Harry stumbles across a wasted, homeless, mess of a Malfoy in Muggle London. What to do with a Malfoy who has lost everything? Take care of him, of course! Drarry; Harry/Draco.

Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he's not alone.

It was just a quick pit stop in Kansas...

"He's fifteen, still a child, bony and awkward like a wooden puppet hanging from twitching strings. His smile is lopsided, and his blush reaches all the way down to his neck." Jack Frost watches Hiccup age. Hijack/Frostcup, one-shot.

Harry/Severus Christmas fluff! It's eighth year and Headmistress McGonagall has decided there should be a Secret Santa for those staying over the holidays. Who does Harry get? Our favorite dungeon bat, of course! Cliched and fluffy, just as all Christmas stories should be :)

Gabriel's fairly sure Sam doesn't mean it, doesn't realise what he's doing.

Tony and Steve catch each other, both figuratively and literally.

Howard was a bastard, but Tony honestly thought the best thing he might have made in his life was the Captain. SLASH Stony

High School AU. It's Sam's sixteenth birthday and Gabriel has given him the perfect gift. Now if only Sam could figure out how Gabriel feels about him. Sabriel with a side of Destiel.

Few people ever see inside Tony Stark; fewer still can stomach what they find. So Tony hides, closing all the doors, using charm and confidence as armor when he's not in the suit. To his horror, Steve somehow manages to see inside him anyway.

The America that he knew and served and loved is not this America. This America is different. Steve didn't sign up for this America.

After Gabriel's death, his Father raises him. The problem is that no one remembers who he is - not even him. Will he ever remember? M for later smut, Sabriel, hints of Destiel. Two parts. Follows canon through 5.19 "Hammer of the Gods." No later spoilers. Complete! Companion piece "Paralyzed" now complete!

Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.

"I love you." And he rushes through it, and it doesn't come out nearly as powerful as he hoped it would, and he may be genuinely scared for the first time in a while because he's never said that to a human and meant it. Sam/Gabriel Oneshot.

Human AU. PWP. Gabriel was charged with looking after his brother's kids for a while. He didn't mind, though, as it meant he got to meet their rather hot teacher. sam/gabriel

"Don't touch that, if you touch that you won't… you dare… I told you not to touch that! Goddammi-"

Romance, AU. Convinced his brother is pining after Gabriel, Dean decides to unleash his genius matchmaking plans on the world. Cas just nods along. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel

After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab

Companion to 'A series of unfortunate texts' - Basically how Sam and Gabriel meet. Can be read on its own and has no sway over the other story at all. Fluff, humour, romance and a little angst.

During Tall Tales, Sam's frustration with Dean reaches the point that Sam decides it would be safer for Dean's continued existence if he left their room to walk off his anger. On his walk, he bumps into the enigmatic university janitor. Trickster/Sam.

Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

AU, romcom. In which Sam's in love with Castiel and Gabriel has a brilliant plan to get them together.

SamXGabriel. "Move, or I'll sleep on you," Sam says, glaring at the angel.

From a prompt asking for Sam/Gabriel, abusive Dean, and Gabriel finding out. Slash. Domestic violence.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Schmoop bingo prompt. The power goes out in a warehouse that Sam and Gabriel are in. Secrets and fears are discovered, and the start of something new. Bad summary. Protective!Sam, Sad!Scared!Gabriel

Archangels make lousy patients

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE

The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?

HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE

All Greg wants is for someone to tell him what the hell he did. It’s reverse pre-slash! Or is it slash-preslash-slash? Who knows. But a baffled Greg is a beautiful thing. **Slash** Nick/Greg.

Part of the 'Now That You Mention It' series of finding-out oneshots. **Slash** Nick/Greg. Grissom can't get through to Nick, but someone else can...WMTDB pearoast

I have reasons for doing this, of course, just like everyone else. So if you'd like to hear the last words of a suicidal Labrat, come in. I'm not much of a storyteller, but I'll do my best. NickGreg

Dean finds out a few things about Sam’s relationship with John. Wincest of the SamDean variety, mentions of child abuse

Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete

[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash

HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'