News: New fic (Once Bitten) up. Has been for a while. It's a filler piece while I'm stuck in this rut. Right now I'm trying to focus on my writing for school (I still don't have Legend up to Mr B's standards). I have to write a play. Fun. The rut is extending to my schoolwork. I really feel like there is a piece of twine wrapped around my head and it is being pulled on by a couple of trolls. Nice run-on sentence, there. I'm going to write a PWP soon. Hopefully. I have ideas for two. They were both inspired by an RPG I have going with Pafoo.

Notes: My many personalities may be annoying, ignore them.

Name: Shannon

Age: Nunya

Location: Kentucky

Fav Fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Kingdom Hearts, Degrassi (Not many good stories for this one though.), Carnivale(Not even on this stupid site), Final Fantasy X. Nothing else I'm obsessed with that's actually here.

Fave Pairings:(HP) HarryxDraco (Hee! SOOOO not canon, but totally irresistible!), RonxHermione (Canon and cute!), HarryxRon (Um... *shrug* They're cute together! Okay, I have no excuse.), RemusxSirius (All together now: theirloveissocanon!!!), SeamusxDean (Again, cute! I love Dean. I love Seamus. I love Dean/Seamus! There is NOT ENOUGH fiction! And almost NO art! Literally no good art!), PercyxOliver(Even though Percy is a total bastard recently!), HarryxGinny (Only in canon)

(LotR) FrodoxMerry (Um... they're good together?), MerryxPippin (The classic), LegolasxGimli (Um... I'm just weird, okay?), AragornxLegolas (Well, duh!), BoromirxPippin (They're even better book!canon), Arwenxarsenicshoveddownherthroat (We're not even going into just how much she deserves it), Galadrielxawoodenstake(She's a vampire!)EowynxtheevilflyingchipmunksofDOOMthatshalldevourhersoulaftertheydevourthatbitoffluffthatisherbrain (I actually like her now. But only in RotK, otherwise she's just annoying.)

(Degrassi)MarcoxDylan,(Finally! A slash pairing that people will admit happened!) MarcoxSpinner (Have you SEEN It's Raining Men???), MarcoxCraig (*sigh* Again, I have NO excuse for this!), Marcoxjustaboutanyboyyoungerthan18onDegrassi (Well, it's true!)

(Kingdom Hearts)RikuxSora (They are SO meant!), CloudxLeon (I don't even know why!), KairixtheelectricchairofDOOM (KAIRI'S SO ANNOYING!!! Though I don't hate her with a passion anymore.)

(FFX) Tidus/Wakka (Again, duh!), Jecht/Auron (I like it well enough to read it, but not actually search for it)

Authors Worth Mentioning: Anemone Frost (Even though she didn't like RotK and likes to torture Pippin!), immortaljedi (Read HP and the Oldest Immortal and it's sequel, HP and the Four Horsemen, now!!! They're HP/Highlander crossovers, but when I first read them I had never heard of Highlander! They got me hooked!), enne-de-pax (This person is FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! Without Voldemort: The First Summer is one of THE BEST fics I have ever read!!!), Princess Malfoy, The Arwen Police, baka coconut(She's good with the KH fics.), nataliadarimini, QueenStrata (MSB!!! MSB!!! MSB!!!), Entmoot (GO. NOW. READ HER FICS!!! THEY ARE MOSTLY ANGSTY, BUT ARE STILL VERY GOOD!!! READ THEM NOW!!! There, she will be pleased with my work.)

I'm working on:

My version of HBP

OotP MST (to be posted on my site)

Seamus/Dean fic

Diary fic (Remus')

A parody of Not Another Teen Movie!!! Called Not Another Potter Fic!!! Character bios up now. Or not... Evil .

Quotes!!!:

"Turkeys were a bit more user-friendly." Mrs. Willis (S.S. teacher) talking about Ben Franklin wanting the U.S. national bird to be the turkey.

"It's the fun gas!" Me talking to Pafoo about helium in science class.

"When Henry died, this is the fun part, now..." Mrs. Willis about King Henry VIII.

"Who would you vote for; George Bush or Dumb-Sh*t Kerry?" My mom talking to me about the election. I would have liked Kerry if he was trustworthy. I DO NOT like Bush!!! Just thought I'd make that clear.

"...Not to mention incest and other fun things..." Mr. Baldwin (Language Arts teacher) talking about Oedipus (actually his daughter, Antigone, but close enough).

"Make a note on your face; Bring Antigone." Mr. Baldwin (He is awesome!) to Amber (girl in my class) telling her to bring a book to class.

"Every time I here the word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate." Unknown, but written on the board in the band room by Mr. Walker

"I'm a Tenncaluckian!" Me talking about... myself! I was born in California (cal), lived in Tennessee most of my life (Tenn), and now live in Kentucky (uckian).

"And there would be several rows of these... idiots..." Mrs. Willis talking abouut the style of battleduring the Revolutionary War.

"You've got a city, about the size of Paducah to start with, and you're trying to take over most of the known world. Is that an easy thing to do? No. It takes up most of your time." Mr. Baldwin about the Romans.

"You've got all these Goths, and Visigoths, and Vandals, and here they are, marrying off horses." Mr. Baldwin about the Romans.

"And they called them castles. Have you ever heard that word before?" Mr. Baldwin at Lauren (another girl in my class).

"When I think of square dancing, I think of cows." Me in P.E. to Pafoo. We were thinking about what suare dancing made us think about.

"...And kills herself by commiting suicide." Mr. Baldwin have no clue who he was talking about. Actually, it may have been Juliet...

"You guys are worse than my fifth period. And that's like saying you're meaner than Hannibal Lecter!" Mrs. Barton (Science). This is funny because I know the kids in her fifth period class, and this is a pretty accurate comparison! We're not usually like that, though.

"I'll cut your heart out with my chin!" Pafoo in RPG as Draco

"It's the magic tickle!" Me
"Maaagiiiiccccc tiiicklllllleeee..." Pafoo

More later! TTFN Suga hi