Goldilocks Ate The Three Bearshide bio
 My favourite bands include Green Day, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco. (Ryden 5ever) I have a love for youtubers and books. A genius could merely be an idiot on drugs. 'I used to be uncertain...now I'm not so sure.' Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Love your enemies; after-all you made them! Smile, it confuses everyone! =D When Someone asks, "Why did you have to eat the chocolate?" I say, "I was only doing it because of the dementors." Before my relatives come over, I drink milk from the gallon and spit in it. Then I serve them coffee. I removed all my fanfics. I didn't think were that good anyways. I might start writing again one day. Just not any time soon. Tumblr: http:/// |
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Barely Legal by Kitty Howell reviews
AU. Harvey is the greatest Law teacher at the school, maybe even the greatest teacher period. And Mike is willing to do just about anything to impress him.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,665 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
A Wise Seaweed Plan by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
Percy, was surprised to know he have a sister and by his dad's order,she was to live with him. Emily was surprised to discover her dad was still alive and demanding for her to live with her brother, so she convinces her friend Annabeth to pretend to be her and live with her brother in NYC. As the two strangers meet, past are uncovered, memories are revealed, and perhaps even love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 245,455 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/3/2019 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Potter Belongs in Gryffindor by RainyDaySunlight reviews
Lily had thought living in the shadow of the great 'Potter' name would be the most challenging part of school...she hadn't even considered everything else that could go wrong. All family members included with some OCs. Lily/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,743 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5992 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 8,987 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Reading about family: Harry potter Book 1 by wildflowerxx12 reviews
Harry sends book 1 back in time the Blacks, Potters, and Remus read! fist ever story try it out please! Rated:T for language and to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sirius B., Marauders
Family by gingerdream reviews
Family is not what makes you. Family is not who you really are. Family is what defines you. That is a lesson that needs to be learnt for Bell. Becuase sometimes your family could break or make you. Being rewritten from chapter 16. Disclaimer: Don't own anthing you recognize. This is the final chapter. Thank you to all those who read all the way.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Caught in the fading lights by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Alex and K-Unit are captured in the Welsh mountains by none other than Scorpia, but when an old face of a once-friend-now-enemy appears they're thrown into an emotional turmoil. Is this just the beginning; a part of a bigger, more dangerous plan? And what will it cost to make it through this?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ash, Eagle, Wolf - Complete
SCHWEIN by TheRabbit'sFedora reviews
WWII is over, and Leisel grown up and moved to Australia. Alone in a strange world that speaks a language she doesn't understand, she finds a bookstore, and steals a book. Oneshot.
Book Thief - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
When Doom met Death by Musafreen reviews
Nico/Rachel drabbles, mostly conversation. Because they're turning out to be so cute, I don't know what to do with them. Innuendo, language, evil relatives and cliched scenarios. Indulge away.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Complicated by The-Plot-Thinens reviews
John Smith is a professor at a prestigious university and had what some would describe as the perfect life. Now with the perfect wife, his life seems complete. Though Mrs. Smith might have signed up for more than she bargained for when she had first considered John's age gap. Sort of a retelling of Doctor Who season 1 with complications. See it through it gets better, promise.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 343,976 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Over My Head by skamusic4 reviews
Alex Rider has once again been bribed into one of MI6's ploys. This time, it's to investigate rumors about a company that experiments on children. When he meets six young, helpless birdkids, Alex proves to once again be in over his head. fax later...
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Max
Soldiers On Babysitting Duty by giverofgrace reviews
A couple of years into the future, Alex is married and has a kid. When Alex's wife dies during childbirth, what does he do with his son, Aiden, while he is sent on missions? To Brecon Beacons of course! Lots of soldiers to be put on babysitting duty!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Edge of the Shadows by helpmethinkofausername reviews
There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,005 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Helen, John and Ian Rider Read It All by MsWolfProtector reviews
One night nine books show up on Helen, John and Ian Rider's house in the south of France which is where they have been hiding because of Scorpia and MI6. They now read about our favorite super spy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Helen R., John R.
It's None Of Your Business by K-Unit reviews
When Alex is told him and K-Unit have to either watch tapes or read books about his life he is suddenly faced with a difficult decision. Books or tapes? Alex's life is suddenly turned upside down. Plz R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
The Sicilian Families by magicjohnson32 reviews
"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." Welcome to Italy, where the Cosa Nostra Mafia control their world, and Alex Rider is deep undercover trying to bring them down from the inside.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub
The Diary Of Eight by LongLiveOurLegacy reviews
My first ever Fanfiction : Number eight's story : My name is Kaitlin Lavery, Better Known as Number eight. Rated T for some bad language. Read and Review please :
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012
The Rose Beneath the Beast by Brincelven reviews
Back at Hogwarts Rose wasn't the most popular girl in school. Now, she's going back to write a story on teenage life. However she crosses paths with a professor who she thought she would never see again. Is history about to repeat itself? Find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,850 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
A Flowering Adventure by lauraxtennant reviews
This is an AU, inspired by the works of the wonderful Jane Austen. Set in the 19th century, this is the story of Mr John Smith and Miss Rose Tyler, who meet and become fast friends. Society and its prejudices will test their bond, but will love prevail?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Family Ties by HollyBlue2 reviews
He swerved. It was too late. He had hit the boy that had just stepped out onto the dark road. He slammed on his breaks causing him to hit his head on the steering wheel. Wolf was knocked unconscious...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Attempts at a New Life by Lily Icerem reviews
The monster before him wrapped her fingers around his neck, strangling him. "Jack," Alex whimpered. Alex was still unable to move, he tensed as Jack tightened the hold she had on his throat. -Full Summary inside- (20/12/12): On Hold, check profile for details...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,715 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Super, Amazing Adventure! by Iggyloid reviews
After a strange boy saves him from a rather dangerous situation, Phil Lester finds himself travelling alongside a trainer with quite a lot of skill. In no time at all, they become best friends, but as Phil soon realises that he's falling for the other, he has to ask himself; is Dan Howell all that he seems? Phan, danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil. Rating may change.
Crossover - Pokémon & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012
Rhymes of Fury by authorwannabe101 reviews
Fury is a son of Nemesis in a world where SHIELD knows of demigods. One day, he angers Will Solace and the Son of Apollo curses him. Later that day, Fury chases after Tony, yelling at him to turn in his Chitauri Attack Report. The Director of SHIELD is yelling in rhymes.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Will S., Nick F. - Complete
Alex Rider Drabble Pad by Mrs. Frank Hardy reviews
In this hilarious pad of ten drabbles, Alex/Cub is put in situations that would scar most fifteen year olds, but Alex is not just Alex; He is Alex Rider, spy extraordinaire, prankster, and occasional song-repeater.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
Perfect Chemistry by biancadiangelo0703 reviews
Annabeth strives for perfect grades and a "perfect" life. Percy is lucky enough to get a C and all he sees in his future is his gang. Once they're paired up for a project, Percy is given a bet that seems almost impossible: get Annabeth to fall in love with him. But how can he do that without opening himself up too much?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Universe Away by RorieAngel reviews
Ever since his Uncle died, Alex has been a universe away from his peers at Brookland. When he comes back, a lot has changed. R&R please!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,984 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub
10 things you didn't know about Rose and Scorpius by Raritybell reviews
Exactly as the title states. 10 facts about Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy and their relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
HalfBloods in Hogwarts by fabbiosa reviews
If the demi-gods went to Hogwarts, which houses would they be put in? Read to find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
Mystified by BeautifulxButterflies reviews
Vlad and Ingrid have to learn to be siblings again, Bertrand has to train a reluctant Erin, Ingrid fights her growing affections for Bertrand, and Vlad gets embarrassed. A lot. Eventual Ingrid/Bertrand, Established Erin/Vlad, Vlad/Ingrid eventual kinship.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ingrid D., Bertrand dF.
Red and Gold by Lady of Fantasy reviews
Clary Fray gets accepted into a fancy school in New York called The Institute. Now she must leave her mother in Ohio to go to school. Will the arrogant, cocky, and playerish Jace help her fit in? Or will he break her heart? ALL MUNDANE. I made 'playerish'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Rumor Has It by xiLynnx reviews
In which all of Hogwarts question Scorpius' sexuality thanks to Rose Weasley. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
My Fault, I'm Sorry by gonelikeme reviews
"It's all my fault this quest failed, we started with four, one's gone, one's dying right next to me, and Percy and I are dead on our feet." Alex x OC, Percabeth.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Percy J.
Triste poème by Alium reviews
Alex just came back from Kenya and to a normal life when a serial killer began hunting in London. With Tom's life on the line, will Alex be able to give up his normalcy and become a true agent?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Similar needs by alexandra'B reviews
So I think Miss McCauley and the Count do not get enough mention and took it upon myself to write a fic entirely devoted to them. It's rated it T and I think that right, think.. Please read and review:
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Count D., A. McCauley - Complete
Silence Is Broken by imdftmyba reviews
K-Unit have been given a mission, get the MI6 agent being held in Carlisle, England. No other information has been included, what and who will they find. Rated T for language. Not much of it, but it's strong when used.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,344 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Agent Dad by The Potters of the Future reviews
Sequel to My Daddy the Hero. John Alexander Rider son of the infamous Agent Rider has just begun SAS training at 23. Only thing is he isn't aware of his father's true job he still thinks he's a banker. What happens when Alex turns up at SAS camp.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,406 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
What? by Rosette113 reviews
Jack/Blake! blake is part of a certain unit we all love Well Jack met somebody. Just Alex isn't sure he wants her with that guy. But what happens when the rest of the unit finds out? you will eventually find out who Blake is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eagle, Jack S. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Heroes by The Potters of the Future reviews
Alex is asked to write an essay on what a hero is. This is what he hands in.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A New Identity by Bookdancer reviews
What happens when Alex doesn't go with Mr. Pleasure, and Scorpia is out for revenge? He gets a new identity, that's what. After pretending to die in a bank robbery, Alex takes on a new identity and joins the SAS. K-Unit appears. After Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,913 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Mission Stay Alive by DreamCloud704 reviews
Alex looked down at himself in disgust, how was he going to pull this off? "You're not serious right? This is just some sick joke" "Sorry Alex, but only you can pull this one off" "What a skirt and wig?" Yeah he should have stayed in bed. Includes K-Unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,198 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
Homage To You, An Act Of Glory In Your Name by Eleven Emrys reviews
The Doctor meets the Bad Wolf again, but it's years later - years that have not been kind to the Girl Who Swallowed Time, and she is not the same as she once was. All she will bring is death and destruction to all of reality.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Bad Wolf - Complete
Her Wallflower by liferuiner reviews
I know it's been a long time since I wrote you last and I'm sorry
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Charlie, Samantha - Complete
Times Are A'Changin' by Micaiah Absalomsen reviews
Whoever said life was fair, was clearly not talking about Alex's. After his school is attacked, he ends up spending some quality time at his favourite SAS camp. Unfortunately, life gets in the way once again, and now everyone around him is in danger. DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Littlest Gryffindor by Charmed Tigress reviews
Six year Old Harry Potter goes back in time because of some accidental magic, to his parents' Fifth year at Hogwarts. But as we all know, Harry is a magnet for interesting, and DANGEROUS encounters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., James P.
To Know No More by Knighted-Geek reviews
The heads of MI6 didn't realise, even Ben Daniels never realised. No one seemed to realise. And it was only when the teen was sent to the SAS that someone found out. Ironically it was the people who knew him least that knew him the most. Not slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,072 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
AM I STILL ME? by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex breaks into the Academy under an assumed name and causes all sorts of problems. The girls just love their new teacher and a visit from the one and only Blackthorne boys. Add in 5:30 am running sessions and they're ready for some fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
Assassin by Samhoku reviews
Alex Rider is now an Assassin. He is an adult. Rated T for safety.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Suspended by Lady Zarobiti reviews
Sequel to 'A Chance at Redemption', MI6 is suspended, Alex has retired, and Tom is stuck in military training. What will people do to hide their dark and secret pasts? How is Alex coping? And oh yeah. Who will save the world now?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub
Alex Rider: SAS School Kids by TS3KayMarie reviews
Alex Rider has been in SAS for two year. Ever since Jack was killed by Scorpia. Alex was only 14 at the time and had to leave everything behind. He is now 16 and MI6 decided to send thirty student from his old school to SAS for an experiment.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Things Change by authorwannabe101 reviews
After Scorpia Rising- Alex Rider never left for the states with Sabina and her family. What happens when Mrs. Jones sends a folder to the media? Alex is sent to the SAS with a K-Unit and Fox? Sequel is up!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Rumor Has It by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humiliating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy...Merlin help me...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,961 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Truth by Golden Drachma reviews
The talk between Percy and Paul, telling everything about his dad and Camp Half Blood. I don't own Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Jealousy by Evil-Muffin-ator reviews
A little AU scene for the end of 'Spy Plane.' Daisy and Blane have a moment or two... xD T 'cause I'm paranoid.
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Blane W., Daisy M. - Complete
Family Dynamics by cole-lit reviews
Finding family in the most unlikely situations. But hey, that's what being a demigod is about. Chapter Three: The only way Percy can get Athena's blessing is to outsmart her. Mild Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Athena, Percy J.
Lessons by Rider Rules reviews
I DISCLAIM ALEX RIDER. A series of oneshots about... tricky situations our favourite spy gets into during lessons Sometimes gets exposed. Read and Review! K in case I ever want to make it more serious.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub
What Happens in Vegas by Tammy Angel reviews
The Flock and the PJO Gang run into each other in none other than fabulous Las Vegas! But their vacations end when something frightening begins to stir. Will they team up and finally discover their destinies? And what's Aphrodite plotting? post TLO & MAX.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Alex Rider & the World Cup by Jeraina reviews
Dropped.MI6 gives Alex tickets to the World Cup saying he deserves a vacation. Alex has his doubts, but it's not so easy to turn down such an offer. And then something happens that Alex hadn't planned. Is it Karma or does MI6 have something to do with it
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Apart of a New Game by Wolfwind97 reviews
Alex and a couple of his classmates are at Brecon Beacons and are taken hostage by a new organiztion. However, the organization knew about the game Feathered Serpant and created a sequel. Now they're making Alex play the game in real life. Will he live?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
5 Times People Asked Rose Tyler by lauraxtennant reviews
...About the Father of Her Baby. Set in Pete's World, after Doomsday. Part 1 - Telling Jackie. Part 2 - The Antenatal Class. Part 3 - The Mother and Toddler Group. Part 4 - The Parent's Evening. Part 5 - The School Play.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Rose T. - Complete
CIA vs MI6 by J-walker reviews
Alex's new mission is to investigate the school of soon to be spies of the CIA. He has to infiltrate the school and get to know the headmistress' daughter to get info on the the CIA's recent motives against MI6...but what awaits him at Gallagher Academy?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
The River to the Rose by Eleven Emrys reviews
River finds a picture of the Doctor and a blond companion who she's never heard of before, so she interrupts his swim to ask him about the girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Tensions and Tea Leaves by frostykitten reviews
Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,071 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Obviously Oblivious by Leista reviews
Slash. Harvey/Mike. Donna writes Harvey/Mike. Everyone at Pearson Harden reads it and tries to play matchmaker in various backhanded ways . Harvey and Mike discover Harvey/Mike. Take that as you will.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
A Fanfiction from an Unfortunate Generation by gallyg reviews
Hank and John Green do unbrotherly things to each other. This was only written so that it could exist.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Sins of the Fathers by Blame Brampton reviews
Famous or infamous, it can be hard living in the shadow of your parents in the wizarding world. Which is why it's all the more important to choose your school friends carefully, or to be accepting when they choose you. Next-gen, SM/ASP, written in 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,095 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 241 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rider Meets Bond by Decision Maker reviews
This is a tale where Alex Rider, teen spy extraordinaire meets Her Majesty's Secret Service greatest agent. His name's Bond. James Bond.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Alex R./Cub
Office with a View by swabloo reviews
Dean is understandably confused. I mean, come on. It ain't exactly every day you get to meet death without, y'know, an appointment . Supernatural/ Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
He Died Well by BlueNeutrino reviews
Yassen Gregorovich reflects on the death of one of his targets. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Yassen G. - Complete
Not John by ConfusedPumpkin23 reviews
Three times, Yassen didn't kill Alex because of his father. It's hard to remember that blood is not everything. Alex is not John Rider. He is not his father, no matter how much Yassen wishes that were true. Set during Eagle Strike.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Return of the R1D3R by ConfusedPumpkin23 reviews
When Alex Rider, spy extraordinaire, comes back to school, every head turns. Because really, he's such an interesting case...Something of a parody.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snowstorm and emotions by Meian Kurayami reviews
One winter night, Jack can't stand it anymore and goes out for a walk, even if it snows. But the person who finds her crying isn't Alex. Before Stormbreaker, so Ian lives people!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ian R., Jack S. - Complete
Alex's No Good Really Bad Day by nuclearXsquid reviews
In which Alex is cloned and doesn't like it one bit. One-shot with a side of Alex/Tom and K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Scottsdale State by kaatee reviews
Sabina Pleasure continues her new life almost 8 years after Eagle Strike, when one ordinary day, an old face makes an appearance. Most hopefully, a Mary-Sue-free area
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Curious Happening by russet.echo reviews
The one called ‘Alex’ glanced at the adults in the room – first seeing John and Helen, then Yassen himself. Alex stepped back. “This is messed up,” he muttered, dragging his hands through his hair. “This is so, so messed up…”
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Alex and KUnit by K-UNITisHERE reviews
Alex meets K-Unit again. Jack is gone and Alex gets to know them. See what happens. My first fic. Please review
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Online Adventures of Alex & Co by King Rune reviews
CRACK!FIC. Alex Rider stumbles across a seemingly innocent chatroom one afternoon. The problem is, it seems he's not the only one... This is what happens when you dump MI6, Yassen, SAS and more in the same chatroom! Slash later on for humor purposes only.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009
Seeing More by Realmer06 reviews
Rose Weasley is a mystery, one that Scorpius Malfoy is determined to solve, even if it takes seven years and a conversation with a portrait or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Big Kid Now by Crowlows19 reviews
Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Not Exactly by Maudey reviews
Alex always wanted a father. Jack always wanted a husband. Yassen doesn't quite equal the perfect solution, but he's close enough. Jack/Yassen multichapter future MI6 muddling.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,420 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
What's in a Name by swabloo reviews
His name could have been anything; Daniel, Peter, even Benjamin; but no. Narcissa just had to choose the silliest one that honestly, sounded like a sissy prat. whipped!Lucius. Pregnant!Narcissa. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Musical Nightmare by nuclearXsquid reviews
Alex has no idea about what he's getting into when he chooses band as his fine arts class. '"Do you have an instrument of choice?” Alex shook his head. Truthfully, he didn't care.' Unfortunately, his indifference will come back to haunt him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Karma's Impossibilites by DragonHeiress reviews
Jack's latest boyfriend gets conned into housework, of course. Only, to Alex, his being there is a cruel act of God. Why? They know each other, of course....
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells by alansquill reviews
Continuation of the MI6 Carols series. I highly suggest reading The Twelve Days of Christmas to understand where this is coming from. John and Yassen explain how John messed up, and 007 preens some more. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Long History by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Boy meets girl, the eternal tale, as old as time. Before the beginning, the story starts with the answers at the center of the circle. Now Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,823 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Jinx by Mac-alicious reviews
It was all Ron's fault. But there's not much that isn't Ron's fault is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Yassen by MaStEr-WoLfIe reviews
Yassen Gregorovich survived the bullet! Finally updated! Chapter 10 now added!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2005
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
