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Author has written 22 stories for Dark Shadows, Hello Kitty/大好き!ハローキティ, Kids In The Hall, Golden Girls, Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Addams Family, Clue, Munsters, Bewitched, Doctor Who, Dark Shadows, Beetlejuice, M*A*S*H, and Rocky Horror.

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"I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!" - The Prisoner

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Dark Shadows 2012 Movie Fans: You are EXTREMELY WELCOME! HELLO! :)

Welcome to my profile. I shall endeavour to make it more friendly. (Yeh, yeh, I know... I'm totally terrifying and endlessly gossiped about. So much for direct communication on the planet's fastest correspondence tool. If you are feeling guilty for gossiping about me you can relieve that by letting me know how that occurred. Not my personal preference, but hey, that's human psychology for you. :)


Inquiry: Why do I do what I do? How did it start?

Answer: I combed Dark Shadows fan fiction for five years looking for a relief series and I couldn't find one. Yes; almost half a century of this television show having aired and gobs of fan work written for it for decades? No one had produced a relief series for it. So I started building my own with a little help.

Inquiry: Why do I share it?

Answer: In order to find others of like-mind who prefer to enjoy themselves rather than suffering or making others suffer.

I resigned a good job in 2013 to do this work full-time and get the chat for some darned hard effort.

I would really, really, really, like to go back in time and show the previous years’ result to the dot com boomers who were forever peer pressuring me to be oh-so pro-internet. "But, Daryl! It's gonna be great! Everyone will meet others who have similar interests! There will be so much harmony and glass highways, Daryl. YOU'LL SEE!" *cough* Yeah, right! Bunch'a nonsense and worthless pursuits. Well, we can change that together. It all depends on team work.


It has often been said of me that I am too different. I’m not sure why on Earth that is a problem in this day and age when we’re meant to bring harmony by embracing diversity.

However I’ve come to notice many shallow pursuits that took over the general populous in the last decade in which everyone became programmed to “rate” everything and everyone around them, and then peer pressured to “critique”. Considering barely anyone has the proper skill set or need to do either, this has rather flipped the world upside-down for any pursuit of happiness, hasn’t it?

In the wise words of olde I would like to express: “Homey don’t play that.” ;)


I welcome pleasant discussion about all shows I’m currently using so that I can continue to make The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows the best series that I can.

Would love Addams Family chat, Munsters trivia, Bewitched witchy cataloging, Clue: The Movie banter, Ghost and Mrs. Muir facts and fun, as well as knowledgeable viewers of the Dark Shadows program which aired from 1966-1971.

I’m currently viewing Dark Shadows episodes 641-700 to help relieve that segment of it.

(My husband and I are also viewing Dark Shadows: First Year together and alternating that with Doctor Who episodes starring Tom Baker.)


I have figured out the link problem thanks to some lovely individuals on this site pointing out the necessity. So? Everything is just semi-completed urls you can paste and your search engine can figure out the rest on it's own.

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Mission Statement: Communication with the lonely and the suffering first and foremost. Secondary? Healing Collinsport.

Occupation: actor/writer/comedienne (Yes, here you will see the text, but that is not all that I do.)

Previous occupations: High School Teacher for (Severely) Emotionally Disturbed High School students. Vision Therapist. (VT is much like Physical Therapy, but for the eyes and comprehension of what is seen and understood. This incorporates practices like Occupational Therapy as well.) I also do readings in audio for librivox[dot]org:

Audio books performed by Daryl Wor librivox[dot]org/reader/6415

Yes! There are even new books I am working on. Wasting time on "social" networks has been a scourge on our lives.

The main purpose in posting here is to keep The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows audio project going. For me reading is not something to do to waste time but to enhance and enrich one’s purpose and being. I do not see conflict as the sole purpose of story-telling. I create morality plays that contain humour. Humour provides stimulus to the brain that increases the capacity for memory. For some of us text isn’t the best way of imbibing literature clearly. For some audio is not only better but necessary. (Much testing is provided in audio for this reason.)

Reviews for me are not to gain popularity nor get a wider audience but to understand the view points of my audience’s enjoyment and maintain an organized record of it. Also, as a comedienne, most of the purpose in sharing one’s humourous work is to see the audience’s reaction. In over four years of giving my best I rarely see or hear that reaction. (Yes, it’s looking better now, but that entailed going through strenuous grief.) Most of what I do see is shy people too nervous to say much, folks hoodwinked that reviews mean they have to be something on the order of Siskel & Ebert (no thanks) or looking for every last flaw in the world to result in bash-critiquing. I also see people being distracted with trying to imbibe too much online and losing the ability to comprehend and correspond harmoniously with each other. This is a severe problem as our current technology and advanced mode of living has been created, mostly, with the ability to communicate and correspond efficiently, as well as for the pleasure of each other's company. (In so many words, we are spitting on our ancestors gifts to us: the future generation they longed to know would succeed and thrive.)

The characters I have adopted to channel into my psyche take a great deal of concentration and effort. If you’ve ever watched documentaries on how such artists maintain the ups and downs, as well as the high-stress level, of performers you’ll find I work in the same way. The only difference is I do it for free, as well as spend what money I have on it. This is not said to impose guilt on anyone, but to explain for the hope you will understand what you are getting in my work and struggle.

Also, I do not own a car. I stress this because many people do not recognize what kind of a “universe” that leaves a person in socially. They are often neglected and left to a cold online world that keeps managing to get colder and more aloof or petty. If some bloggers and writers wish to see stat-numbers and make up some idea of what others are thinking? Not my problem. Popular opinion? Again, not my problem. The human heart in conflict with itself? That’s my problem, as well as seeking to help others with loneliness, depression or any other ailment which creates a feeling of abandonment. There are too many of us alive with this kind of technology that such things should be left to “just happen”.

I prefer an engaged group of people who are going to share the journey and their perspective because discussion and consultation are important to me as well as the growth of ability in others. So is problem-solving, which is what this Spooky Multi-Fandom with a Dark Shadows base is all about. How do we stop making things worse, wallowing, complaining or pretending it’s all fine, and begin isolating how to take the tools provided and build community again? Book club style is where I’m at. I hope you are too.

Email

Personal journal & web-log pitofultimatedarkshadows[dot]wordpress[dot]com/

iTunes Link to The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows audio show itunes[dot]apple[dot]com/us/podcast/pit-ultimate-dark-shadows/id808980956?mt=2

Podomatic Link (The fun whistles & bells version) xoiscythe[dot]podomatic[dot]com/

link (the least whistles & bells version) archive[dot]org/details/Podcast_The_Pit_of_Ultimate_Dark_Shadows

podbay fm (which I'm told is the easiest version) podbay[dot]fm/show/808980956

google play play[dot]google[dot]com/music/listen?gclid=CLGIjYaQk84CFRFjfgodeA8Ehw&gclsrc=ds#/ps/Imbafyfwyjzgosdrrhz4pvblgz4

Want an even more official site to relay this is audio? audio-drama[dot]com/doku[dot]php/directory/p/pit_of_ultimate_dark_shadows

For folks who are tired of trying to figure out how the heck to use those rotten phone & tablet keyboards and prefer the postal system?

The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows Care Package link pitofultimatedarkshadows[dot]wordpress[dot]com/2015/04/20/the-pit-of-ultimate-dark-shadows-care-package/

Like to write letters and get mail? Me too :)


For writers wanting help with their fandom work? Here’s the scoop:

Send a PM and please be specific. In order to maintain what sanity I have left I will do review swapping for the fandoms I am using. This means you & I shall not waste our time with generic “This was good/This was bad” sentence fragments, but enjoy a sense of correspondence in the shared journeys with our favourite characters. :) None of that, "I don't know how to write reviews!" nonsense. You can write stories, correct? If you can do that, you can write good commentary. I adhere to canon-romantic-pairings. If either party in your work is not mutually reciprocal in the original movie or program I am not interested. (OC pairings for characters like Captain Kirk, Commander Riker, Quentin Collins, Dr. "Hawkeye" Pierce and Blanche Devereaux are acceptable because they all sleep-around a lot.) Email is often better for all of this work and I prefer email. (xoiscythe@) Many fandom wikias want help in program accuracy and I’m happy contributing to this as well.

I'm going to add a little something more at the bottom of my profile. There are canon romances and there are non-canon romances. Canon romances happened in the original fiction and non-canon romances did not happen in the original fiction.

When many people make various attempts in trying to create the belief in other fans that a non-canon romance was canon? We have a problem. It is a problem in faulty observation skills, and it is a problem of insecurity. (We ought to be helping each other to understand things, not tricking each other into misunderstanding what we wish happened instead.)

Barnabas and Josette are a canon romantic pairing. Barnabas and Dr. Hoffman are a non-canon romantic pairing. (Sam Hall wrote something to the contrary that never aired on the screen for Dark Shadows.) This needs to be understood for things to run smoothly. Please bear that in mind.

And now for the stories and favourites:

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Love Lies in Waiting by angelsinstead reviews
I have written this poem from the point of view of Sarah Collins, the beloved sister of Barnabas.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6 - Complete
Josette Reborn by Lovely girl 10 reviews
Tim Burton's Dark Shadows. As seen through Victoria's point of view, with some added in details. This is the story of the young Governess who managed to win the heart of our favorite vampire; Barnabas Collins. Rated T to be safe. Chapters are now revamped!
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Barnabas C., Victoria W./Maggie E. - Complete
Claymore by Juleeroze reviews
Why is Claymore so inept with women? Is it just his penny pinching and clumsiness or is it something else?
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Complete
Jailbreak by pinetree13 reviews
AU. Barnabas awakes a few days early and saves Victoria from the asylum.: Barnabas could see the obvious conflict going inside Victoria played out in her eyes. He knew that she so badly wanted to believe what he was saying, wanted to trust the words of the invisible entity that he knew must have been guiding her. However, he was a monster, and he knew she could see that.
Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Barnabas C., Victoria W./Maggie E.]
Elizabeth's Confession by a-perpetual-hiraeth reviews
Of all the mistakes people make, Elizabeth Collins Stoddard thought, the worst had to be assuming they had more time.
Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Complete
Birth by a-perpetual-hiraeth reviews
Quentin had never placed much value in love...
Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Complete
Logan's (Coffee) Run by Random Guise reviews
First in the underappreciated Coffee Time Films series. A perfect society living in a closed dome; just what keeps them going? And what would happen if they didn't have it any longer? A one shot based on the movie "Logan's Run". I don't own these characters, and I don't even like the taste of coffee (although I love the aroma)(of the coffee, not the people).
Logan's Run - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Complete
Stand Fast and Damn the Devil by Osheen Nevoy reviews
AU. Bill Malloy has narrowly escaped being murdered, and is now married to the woman of his dreams. "For better or for worse" in this case includes ghosts, family curses, and time travel. Chapter 24: Bill Malloy's murder trial commences with the testimony of Miss Abigail Collins.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 287,282 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 12/30/2013
Harry and Billie: Together by Helena Clara Bouchet reviews
What if Harry and Billie finally got together at the end of Season Two's "The Birthday Visitor"? Once they do, what could complicate their relationship? Or rather, what could make things complicated for Harry? I do not own Night Court, Starry Night Productions, Warner Bros. Television Distribution, NBC, or their affiliates. Enjoy!
Night Court - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry Stone, Billie Young - Complete
The Woman in Question by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Gerard Stiles sits in a Portuguese jail cell charged with murder. Neither Gerard nor the Portuguese police dream of the true nature of the supposed murder victim-a mysterious being who goes by the name of Laura Murdoch. (Written for the Dark Shadows 2016 Digital Fanzine.)
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Complete
The Caffeinated Detective by orchidfern5 reviews
Steve and Danny attend the grand opening of a coffee shop.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
I got to chill with Slider by BilboSwaggins of the Shire reviews
The Villager, a frequent of K.K. Slider's shows, works up the courage to hang out with the well-known canine outside of the Roost.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Complete
Forever Mine by angelsinstead reviews
Will Barnabas and Josette be able to combat the dark forces that threaten their love?
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Hal: A lost soul by Murron Bartlett reviews
Hals inner monologue.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Complete
Carolyn Muir: The Reluctant Astral Traveler by AutomneArcher reviews
The Captain had an idea, a wonderfully daring idea that he would very much like to 'explore' with Carolyn Muir. But as with all great ideas, it comes with an unexpected consequence.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015
By The Board by HowlingBanshee reviews
Morticia lay beneath a blanket of snow, above a hollow reminiscence.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014
Edge by Caitlyn Collins
What Barnabas saw on Widow's Hill was not what actually happened… A canon-divergence story originally published in 1977 in the print fanzine "The Deadly Triangle".
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
Eternity Now by Darcey OBrien reviews
Barnabas follows Josette to Widow's Hill - but events take a different turn this time. Canon divergence. Originally published in the print fanzine "Dark Fires" in 1980.
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2015
The Passing of the Light by Caitlyn Collins reviews
Barnabas has come to claim Josette. An expansion of a canon scene. Originally published in the print fanzine "The Deadly Triangle" in 1977. I'm also including the poem "Josette/ Prelude To Night" at the end of this piece, which also was published in "The Deadly Triangle".
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Complete
A Discussion by AutomneArcher reviews
She watched as both their hands became inexplicably conjoined. Then he said, as an answer to her question. "My only regret beloved, would been to have spent eternity without knowing the sweet ecstasy that came with loving you."
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Complete
While She Sleeps by AutomneArcher reviews
"One could only describe the emotion in his eyes as both rapturous, and yet mournful at what he could see but was forever barred from to touch; carefully interwoven with the secret desire that neither the living - nor the dead, could deny - love." A little drabble for my favorite couple! Please r&r :-) I do NOT own anything.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Complete
And Death Shall have no Dominion by fields of lavender reviews
There are tons of SND stories ranging from ignoring Season 3 altogether to Catherine magically coming back from the dead. But, there is an antidote to opiate overdose and I had always thought that if Vincent had just taken her to a doctor...Well, in this story he does. I borrow heavily from the episodes in Season 3 and so give credit where credit is due. Enjoy!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Vincent, Catherine C., Joe M., Diana B. - Complete
After Hours by AutomneArcher reviews
Morticia goes through her beauty regimen one evening while Gomez watches her, then playfully teases him about an old admirer who is about to visit. A little bit of limes. ;) The summary will be edited later on. Random one-shot about my favorite couple. Enjoy! Reviews drive me wild. ;) I do NOT own anything.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Morticia A., Gomez A. - Complete
Morticia's Stew by AutomneArcher reviews
Morticia Addams decides to prepare a special stew for a late lunch one day, with a deadly consequence. Dare we ask: What could go wrong? Something smells fishy here. Please r&r :) I do NOT own anything.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Gomez A., Lurch, Morticia A., Fester A.
Laughter by mysticmelodies1 reviews
One simple thing let her know that she'd made the right choice.
As Time Goes By - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Jean P. H., Lionel H. - Complete
The Order of St Olaf by goldenmarsh reviews
Rose recruits Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia to defend mankind from the vampires.
Golden Girls - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Rose N. - Complete
Handsome by DarkPoltergeist reviews
He is so...handsome...
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Complete
Peace and Good Will by Osheen Nevoy reviews
"We're going to die tonight, Ned, and on our gravestones they'll carve, 'They were drunk, they were stupid, and they were old enough to know better.'" On a December night in 1952, Ned Calder and Bill Malloy try to solve the mystery of Liz Stoddard's self-imposed imprisonment at Collinwood.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
Love Triangle Incest? by KuroNekoYandereChan reviews
ignore the categoryyy Akira Yaroi has fallen for her 2 new cute step-brothers i will upload the next chapters by the week if possible reviews please ?
Clue - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014
Too Little, Too Late by Curiosity's Principle reviews
A short drabble; the confessions of Willie Loomis, a man turned slave.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Under The Weather by AutomneArcher reviews
What happens to the Addam's household when there's just a little too much sun? Read to find out. Please R&R :) I do NOT own anything.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Morticia A., Gomez A., Lurch, Fester A. - Complete
Night of Dark Shadows by The Collins Mausoleum reviews
This is an adaptation of the 2nd DS film. About a 3rd of that movie ended up on the cutting room floor. This is my attempt to realize the vision of Dan Curtis and his writers. It tells the story of the horror faced by Quentin and Tracy Collins when they inherit Collinwood, a mansion haunted by ghosts of the past.
Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Complete
Her Lost Ring by AutomneArcher reviews
Morticia loses something precious. A romantic little one-shot before Valentine's Day. Please R&R :) I do NOT own anything.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Morticia A., Gomez A. - Complete
Bite Me by BeebyeElkins reviews
Ok guys, Truth is, I am in LOVE w/ Barnabas (johnny depp) in the movie, so I am his love interest in this story. Only problem, HE WON'T BITE ME SO WE CAN BOTH BE VAMPIRES! Can I convince him? What else happens to us, causing him to stand his ground?
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Barnabas C., Willie L.
Ionic Bonding by cloudwisp reviews
Chemistry class, ionic bonding and pick-up lines... Jily. Very PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The ID by asdfghjkimu reviews
OMAYGAHD WHAT THE WHAT THE PLEASE IGNORE, REPORT
Sanrio - Rated: K - Afrikaans - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013
The Third Option (a Dark Shadows Story) by ecinspired reviews
Maggie refuses to become Barnabas' Josette. Sarah's spirit refuses to stay with him if he kills Maggie. Barnabas searches for a way out of the conundrum; a third option. The idea for which is provided by an unlikely source: Elizabeth Stoddard. The final chapter is up and the story is complete!
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Eternally Bonded by The-Creative-Brewery reviews
An old house...a rich family history...a dark secret: in Collinwood, nothing stays hidden for long; it merely waits. An AU story of family/blood ties with DS and Original Characters within, Rated T to be safe. ALL chapters have been updated and re-posted; feel free to read/review. Thanks! :)
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
Josette, My Beloved by angelsinstead reviews
Barnabas & Josette have their happiness threatened by Angelique. When Angelique calls Barnabas away, will Josette be able to bring him back? And when she goes in search of him, what happens when she runs into Quentin?
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
The Doctor and the Gypsy by NichtBenz reviews
How could she not be mildly distracted by her curiosity and the opportunity afforded her when met with a wizened gypsy woman who was being oh so very friendly? Julia & Magda
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
A Walk on the Beach by SilverWildRiver reviews
Well, the title tells you for yourself. This is my version of Barnabas's and Victoria's walk on the beach in the movie Dark Shadows
Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Barnabas C., Victoria W./Maggie E. - Complete
The Family Patriarch by TorontoBatFan reviews
David Collins' father left and abandoned him and the family. However, David has Barnabas now. On Father's Day of 1973, David wants to get something for the family's new patriarch.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Our Most Hallowed Ground by TorontoBatFan reviews
Based on a continuation of events after the 2012 film. Set a few weeks after "Reflections in Moonlight", the Collins family is moving back into the rebuilt Collinwood manor.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Reflections in Moonlight by TorontoBatFan reviews
This is based off of the 2012 film, as there's no category in Movies. A few months after the events of the movie, Carolyn and Victoria discuss their new realities one night when Carolyn returns from a moonlight prowl.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
In Her Eyes by JosetteDupresCollins reviews
A BarnabasJosete songfic to the song When You Look Me In The Eyes by the Jonas Brothers please read and review
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Anne of the Glen by ruby gillis reviews
COMPLETED! The adventures of the Blythe family, set between Anne's House of Dreams and Anne of Ingleside.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 10/14/2004
Dark Oasis by Tabitha12 reviews
Carolyn Muir can't sleep. Can Captain Gregg, and the rest of the Muir family help her?
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
The Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship by Tabitha12 reviews
A dark, thundery afternoon, a storm is raging, and Candy Muir is alone at Gull Cottage ... or is she?
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Monkeewood by Reesie reviews
A Monkees-Dark Shadows crossover fic...I think DS fans with a sense of humor may enjoy this. (Unfinished) :)
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2001
When Soft Voices Fail by lucidscreamer reviews
Barnabas kidnapped Maggie and attempted to turn her into Josette. This is the story of what happens when he succeeds. Not a "happily-ever-after" fic.
Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/12/1999 - Complete
A Nightmare Before Christmas by lucidscreamer reviews
In this parody of Clement Moore's "Night Before Christmas", Roger Collins reflects on a typically weird Christmas at Collinwood.
Dark Shadows - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/1999 - Complete
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Dark Shadows II: Rebuilding Collinwood reviews
This is being shared to support other artists right now. It is what I have for a sequel to the movie. I asked "What if?" after the end of the movie and our beloved Barnabas and Josette gave this so far. I hope you enjoy it. I'd like to do more, but as you probably understand I have a ton more on my plate right now. Feel free to get in touch. Blessed be.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Barnabas C., Victoria W./Maggie E., Josette d.
Margaret Josette Dupres (A Novel) reviews
Maggie Evans, as the reincarnation of Josette Dupres weds Barnabas Collins. This delves into what occurs during & after "The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows". I never meant to create this. The characters just took over. Includes Wadsworth. Hard troubles, of course, but it is passionately ever after. POV changes throughout. There are now three podcasts about this novel available. :)
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,657 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2019 - Published: 4/3/2014
A Cynical Day In Licorice Woods reviews
Written in 1998/1999 as a continuation after "A (Happy) Day In Licorice Woods". Chococat has an eventful collection of observations while he delves deeply into the letter and gifts from his pen friend, Hello Kitty. A deluge of Sanrio characters are mentioned in this story, but it mainly focuses on Chococat's pals and the potential adventure they may, one day, embark upon.
Hello Kitty/大好き!ハローキティ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2019
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (The Ghost & Mrs Muir Version) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,706 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/5/2014
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (The Addams Family Version) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Morticia A., Gomez A., Grandmama A., Fester A.
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Lily Munster Version) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Grandpa, Lily M.
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (KITH Version) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place? Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Kids In The Hall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,651 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/3/2014
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Clue Version) reviews
Presume, for a moment, that the 3rd ending was wrong. Wadsworth was not Mr. Boddy. It is 1968 and Wadsworth has moved on to a new household in Collinsport, Maine. He is now working for the greatest reluctant vampire of all time: Barnabas Collins. If you are looking for "The Further Adventures of Wadsworth"? It is right here. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Clue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,929 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/5/2014
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Bewitched Edition) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place? Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/5/2014
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,617 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 2/14/2012
200 Years Away reviews
[T-rated version of parent story: "Margaret Josette Dupres"] Barnabas marries Maggie Evans as the reincarnated Josette Dupres, while other passionate affairs arise all around them in their bliss. Several new chapters after the 1st poem. (Posting this is messy... but it looks like folks want more. :) I hope to re-create it after finishing the other.) POV changes. God Bless!
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,760 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 12/25/2013
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Beetlejuice Episodes) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,073 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Beetlejuice
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Rocky Horror bits) reviews
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place? Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Maybe Wadsworth IS ALSO Dr. Frank N Furter...
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Frank N. Furter
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Hawkeye Episode)
Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.)
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Bridging the Gap (Let's Get Together and Be All Right!) reviews
Wanted to bring this back to y'all. Here are the SERIOUS issues between the TV version of Dark Shadows & what you guys got. It's just a disastrous manifold of stupidity considering the difference in a happily ever after wonderment w/ the loving Josette and the ever romantic Barnabas Collins. Barely any of the soap-opera's fans know what that even is. Don't want to know? Don't read!
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Complete
Two Women In Love reviews
1795: Angelique is out to thwart Josette Dupres' engagement to Barnabas Collins, but with a different purpose.(A unique experience again. Not hard to write, very short, pretty trashy but extremely popular. Perhaps that's the problem with Dark Shadows stories now, that's what readers are used to.) Okay, this is back up for an article request. Still bums me out it did so well. :/
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/1/2014
Every Night I Sleep reviews
A small portion of what I believe makes every evening in Gull Cottage beautiful for our beloved couple. (This drabble was inspired when I was editing my podcast interview with Automne Archer. Then? This couple just bit me! Thank you, Automne. *heart*)
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Complete
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (The Golden Girls Version) reviews
As our oddly picked hosts to this radio drama lose momentum, a strange listener changes channels and suddenly we're back at The Cheesecake Table with The Girls. Sophia Petrillo makes the usual ribald observations before telling a tale of her journey by train into Maine to see a friend of hers who always has dramatic gossip. Kindly Read, Enjoy and Review. Please join the cause! :)
Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014
The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows (Dr Who Version) reviews
Hi fellow fans! Would you like to see something REALLY SCARY? ;) I know it's a long way down the road but we're hoping to get Dr. Who into this thing. How about it? Can support for that be gleaned over here? A familiar butler arrives at The Old House and he knows more than he'll let on. Let me know if you'd like more! (Forget crossovers. This is a Multi-Fandom story!) Thanks! R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,471 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014
200 Years Away (Clue Version) reviews
A series of vignette tales viewing where "The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows" intends to lead. Includes Wadsworth's perspective as well as many others and eventually a wise uncovering of darker elements to his past and how he understand the Collins family and his employer as well as he does. Please read and review.
Clue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014
200 Years Away (The Ghost & Mrs Muir Version) reviews
Whoops! Looks like Capt. Gregg & Mrs. Muir made it into this one, too! It's a series of Happily Ever After vignettes for how "The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows" will hopefully turn out. Plus I like giving The Ghost & Mrs. Muir another story. For the time being there are more stories for this than Dark Shadows and I'd love to see it kept that way. Please R&R.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014
A Day In Licorice Woods reviews
OMG... this story is so old. I can't believe I found it. I know I had a second chapter that had harsher humour that I never finished. I think this is from the late 1990's. It's Chococat meets Purin. It's soooooo silly. Kinda sad at one point but it gets better. (Hey cuties, my little story is getting lonely. Isn't anyone going to post some commentary and at least say, "Aww!" ?)
Hello Kitty/大好き!ハローキティ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
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