Whoa, nelly! ...Been a good while since I updated this.

Anyhow, hello! Welcome to my profile. Make yourselves at home. Have a seat, kick your shoes off, stay a while!

Might as well start off with the introduction. I go by many names, but the majority of people generally refer to me as Ben.

So you'd like to know more about myself, eh? Very well, I can indulge a bit of your curiosity. Feel free to pull up a chair. In any case, where to begin? Not much to say about me! I'm 23 years old (or will be as of September 11th), overweight, and currently as of August 2009 reside in the Midwestern United States. In regards to location, that's about as specific as I'm going to get.

I love reading and writing, fanfiction and otherwise. I am into many genres, namely Humor, Action/Adventure, Romance, Horror, to start. Most of my main interests are Mario, Pokemon, Mega Man, a little Star Fox, a bit of Zelda, a smattering of Kirby, Banjo-Kazooie on occassion, a little dash of Metriod, a tiny bit of Final Fantasy, and Star Wars, just to name a select few (and even so, not necessarily in that order).

I also love to play video games, as well as roleplay. If I'm not in front of my computer roleplaying with friends, I'm more than likely in front of my television...either mashing away on my controller playing my Wii or XBox 360. Otherwise, I'm screwing around on my Nintendo DSi, or my PSP. If I'm not doing any of that, I'm writing or generally just surfing the web.

I graduated from high school in 2004, and college from 2005 as a license massage therapist but despite this am currently unemployed. I am thinking of returning to school eventually, and polish up on my writing skills. Regardless, please, browse my current works and let me know what you think!

I hope to become a great author one day, and I it would mean a lot to me if you read and reviewed my stories. PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME. If you think my fanfic was bad, please tell me so in a helpful way, so that I may improve upon my abilites and skills and correct any mistakes I may have made. Submitting a review like "DURR HURR U SUK I HAET YER FANFIK BNUR IN HLEL NOOB" only shows me you are INCREDIBLY immature, rude, obnoxious, and have the mental capacity of a three year old.

Otherwise, thank you for your time, consideration, and cooperation.

--B. Kitsune