A fan of all things videogames and has a passing interest in anime. My current favorite anime is Death Note, and my favorite Manga is currently One Piece. I write Naruto fanfics pretty exclusively, though I'm not entirely sure why I don't branch out. My current favorite games are: Elite Beat Agents, The Warrirors, and Tales of the Abyss.

Personal Information: I'm currently recovering from a really bad quarter at college, but this quarter is looking to be way better. Hopefully this will mean that I'll return to my fics, but we'll just have to see.

Now for a few of my favorite qoutes.

You know you're screwed when that shooting star keeps getting bigger.

"Even when you're immortal... The plumbing eventually stops working... down there."

"That's pointless, dangerous and stupid... We jump on three right?"

She didn't know what was worse, that she hadn't thought the plan all the way through, or that Gourry had figured it out before her.

"No you idiot! That's a Tigon, they're stupid and they smell like poo!"

He hadn't seen anyone get drunk this fast since he met that guy whose wife left him for his sister.

"Me and my gnarled staff of Ass-whoop say otherwise."

"You know what I love about meatloaf? Everything."

I couldn't find a good Alex Trebek sprite, so I used Q-bert instead.

"I will start stabbing you with bullets now."

"Did you insert your father's skull into that bowling ball?"
"No, the guy at the pro-shop did it for me."

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

"Do you have your axes? If not, you're probably dead."

"Mockery: Oh Master, I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go to the cargo hold and press our mucus covered lips together."

"There aren't enough kittens in the world to cover up the blood in this game."

"Rollin rollin rollin, keep them doggies rollin, boy my ass is swollen, Rawhide."

"Do you even listen to yourself?"
"I drift in and out."

"She may be worth a million dollars to you, but to me she's worthless!"

"This is all a lie. He wasn't the first, he wasn't Phillip J Fry, he wasn't a martian, and since when was he a The?"
"You're twice the The he ever was."

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people

Scanning: Is object a bear? ... Yes.

In loving memory of the now deleted, "National Chatroom" by Squirtle X:
"You tried to eat a wave?"

"KIRBY! STOP EATING THE HALLLAMPS!"

They couldn't understand what he was saying, but fortunately, subtitles were appearing at his feet whenever he talked.

"Does anyone else find it odd that we're talking in a chatroom when we're all sitting next to each other out in an open field, with the computers that we robbed from that electronics store plugged into portable outlets that Luigi just happened to have in his pocket?"

"Shut up Stahn, nobody knows who you are anyway."

After the carnage, all that was left of him were some sunglasses, and a jar of peanut butter flavored pickles.

"Wait, so you're saying that the various plot holes and strange happenings were all because Jake killed the author two hours ago?"

The supreme being of existence appeared before them as a french fry wearing a sombrero.

Kirby drew his double bladed lightsaber, but the evil llama drew a triple bladed lightsaber. "Duel of Fates" began to play in the background.

Evil Ramblin' Llama dropped a six-pack. Paula took it. Jeff stole it.

The two fighters stabbed each other at the same time. Both looked down at their fatal wounds, then at each other. Silently they both began to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who would die.

Status:

All stories: Back from hiatus. Going to try and update more, but don't hold me to that.

Fox-Hunter: Chap 14 in progress... slow progress.
Digital Demon Story: Chapter 5 up
Dragon's Treasure: On Hiatus
Al's House of Drabbles: New drabbles up as soon as I write them.