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00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Severus Snape

02.) Sirius Black

03.) Minerva McGonagall

04.) Remus Lupin

05.) Hagrid

06.) George Weasley

07.) Fred Weasley

08.) DOBBY!

09.) Tonks

10.) Alastor Moody

11.) Peeves

12.) Molly Weasley! (NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!)

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Peeves/George . . .That would be awkward...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
If I had to choose a Marauder I would choose Lupin, he isn't bad looking really, but not my first choice out of all the characters.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be odd, considering that Molly is human and Dobby is an elf... so half elves?

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yeah, there was this sweet one of Tonks and Lupin, I should go add that to my favorites

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
George and Sirius. . . Well that would be just awkward wouldn't it?

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hagrid/Tonks or Hagrid/Alastor Moody . . . well defiantly Hagrid and Tonks since that is less peculiar.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Fred walks in on Sirius and Molly Weasley having sex . . . Fred would be very disappointed in his mum.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

McGonagall/Moody

After The other Moody was discovered to be Barty Crouch and they found the true Moody, Minerva and Alastor become the best of friends, and will never back down as Voldemorts opposing forces get stronger.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Snape/Dobby THAT WOULD BE MESSED UP!!!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Fred/Molly Weasley

Fred is afraid for George after his ear gets sliced off by Snape. Before Fred makes a grave mistake in going after Snape and trying to fight him himself, Molly has to calm Fred with the unconditional love of a mother before he kills himself!

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Snape/Lupin

One drunken night at 12 Grimmauld place, Snape and Lupin talk, but when the alcohol does the talking, sometimes it goes to the bedroom.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Fred. . . there are some out there.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
McGonagall, nothing rate over T I hope.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Peeves, no, I really should draw him!

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Sirius/Lupin/ Hagrid. . . If they are friends I guess...

15.) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Moody, and I’m not going to put down anything.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Get Out Alive By Three Days Grace, since he suffered brutal treatment with the Malfoys.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Snape/George/Molly-Don’t actually read this story, I think I was on an acid trip when I wrote this.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Moody to Sirius “I have my great blue eye on you.”

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hagrid- I have never read one about him, but that’s a new idea

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
George. Idk, probably not bondage though.

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Peeves/Tonks Drunk Tonks, sober Peeves. Peeves takes advantage of a drunk Tonks.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
McGonagall/Fred. McGonagall all the way man, she is THE boss

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Tonks and Snape are happy until Tonks runs off with Lupin. Broken hearted, Snape has a one night stand with Peeves and a brief unhappy affair with Molly Weasley. Then Snape follows the advice of Hagrid and finds true love with McGonagall.

Title: And he was looking right at her the whole time

NOBODY

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Fred/Dobby . . . Awkward…