No introductions needed, I am Khan Fikevanis, ruler of 79% of Accesentia, conqueror of the NetZellan Trey, hero of the Phenylinaximin Warclod, victor of all Mario Kart 64 races 12 (now 16) years running. I'm the commander of the Cloon Crew Siblinghood Armada. I was endungeoning psychotic Scabials in the Dark Palett of Astoria when you were still in briefs.

I approve of the following ships:

Vanellope x Minty Sakura (Vakura) [I invented this]

Vanellope x Vanirce (Van Shipping/Dark Vanilla) [I invented this] {new OTP}

Marcibel/Bubbline/Sugarless Gum/Marblegum

The Shape X Jamie

Ami X Yumi

Azutara

Cori

Peach X Bowser

Korrasami

etc

Shipping is a crazy buisness.

Choose 10 characters:

1. Ashley Ketchum (Pokémon)

2. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown)

3. Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

4. Michael Audrey Myers/Shape (Halloween)

5. Jonathan Boston Bravo (Johnny Bravo)

6. Timothy Tiberius Turner (The Fairly OddParents)

7. Noatak/Amon (Avatar: The Legend Of Korra)

8. Edward/Ed (Ed, Edd N' Eddy)

9. Simba (The Lion King)

10. Skips Quippenger (Regular Show)

1. 6 enters your room at night, saying he had a nightmare. What do you do?

Me: Timmy, just wish for no nightmares. Duh.

2. You're hosting a party with 3, 9 & 7. What's going on?

It's a great party. Amon doesn't have any benders to remove the bending from. Sokka has no idea who Amon is. Simba's chilling. We on the Grey Goose.

3. 1 says 9 stole the last of his favorite food. What is your reaction?

Ash.. that's a lion. Let lt go. Or try to catch him in your pokeball.

4. 4 & 9 are yelling at 3. Why? What do you do?

Michael yelling? More like grunting. And Simba's just doing his childish roaring. It's ineffective. They probably both want him dead. Run, Sokka.

5. 7 is spreading rumors about 2 & 10. What is lt about?

Amon: Omi is a stupid, bald, yellow waterbender. And Skips... [Skips gives him the look.]...uh, Skips is ausome.

6. 3 & 4 have a big secret. You & 5 happen to stumble upon lt. What is lt?

Sokka & Michael signed a peace treaty, so they don't attack each other anymore. Johnny: Whoa, mama! Look at that knife. Sokka: My boomerang's bigger.

7. 2 says that 1, 7 & 8 are fighting over you. He suggests 7. Who do you pick?

AAAAAAAH! I should have put some girls in there! I'm not picking anyone. Maybe Ed... NO! I refuse to choose. Omi, why would I pick Amon?!

8. 5's birthday is today, but he is all alone. What do you do?

Johnny is alone EVERY birthday. I'll set up a party for him & invite all of the girls who will just reject him anyway.

9. 6 wants to kiss you. What do you say?

No, Timmy! I'm not gay or a pedophile... Well, I'm not gay. [Timmy wishes himself as Timantha]. Works for me. [Kisses Timantha]

10. 3 is obsessed with 10. How does 2 deal with his jealousy?

WHAT THE? Sokka, stop cheating on Suki! Skips's heart belongs to another. Omi, you can be with Kimiko. Don't make me separate all of yous.

11. 1 is becoming really irritating. What is your reaction?

Ash is always irritating. He needs to win some badges. I take him to the next gym.

12. 5 & 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose?

Timantha, ofcourse. Sorry, Johnny.

13. 1 & 10?

If you're asking who is more ausome, then Skips all of the way.

14. 2 & 7?

Oo, tough call. Amon is creepy & cool. Omi is funny & cool. They're both waterbenders, but Amon can bloodbend & more. Amon.

15. You go to a party with 3. Where & why?

We go to the Southern Water Tribe & have a boomerang competition, since we both love boomerangs.

16. 1 is dying. What do you do?

I gather all of the pokemon & their clones & we all start crying in sync like in Mewtwo Strikes Back & he lives. Hooray! Ash is alive!

17. Out of 1, 2 & 3, who is your Valentine?

AAAAAAAAHH! NOT AGAIN! Can't you see I'm with Timantha?!

18. Same question, except with 4, 5 & 6.

Timantha. I don't want anyone else.

19. Again, because this meme demands lt! 7, 8 or 9?

A villain, a moron & a lion?! Plus, they're all boys. I choose TIMANTHAAAAAA!

20. 10 takes you to the theatre. What goes on?

We're watching Dominion: Aliens Vs Dinosaurs. Skips paid for everything, except the movie because we snuck in. :)

21. 3 & 6 stole something of yours. What is lt & what is your reaction?

Timantha, how could you help Sokka steal my boomerang?! We're through!

22. You enter your house, only to find out 1 moved in. What do you do?

Ash, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be travelling to become a pokemon master. Get back out there! And where are Brock, Misty & Pikachu?

23. 4 & 7 moved in as well. What is your reaction?

EVERYBODY, OUT! There's not enough room for this. And I don't want insane villains in my house!

24. 1 is feeling ill. Why, do you help?

It's just a little stunspore, Ash. You'll recover. [I let him stay at my place until he recovers]

25. 2 had a car accident. What do you do?

Who told you to drive, Omi?! It's bad enough you can't understand our slang. Don't you know that Asians can't drive?! [I help him out afterward]

26. 1, 5 & 6 invite you on a road trip, then the car breaks down. What happens?

Nice. We're stuck in the middle of nowhere now. Johnny, pay attention. I see you looking at Timantha. Why are you even here, Timantha? I don't like you anymore. Ash, use Pikachu to recharge the engine. [Pikachu recharges the engine & we continue our trip]

27. Needing help in classes, you have 4 & 8 tutor you. What happens?

What classes? I dropped out of high school & got my GED. And I'm too' smart for tutoring. Besides, Michael doesn't talk & Ed's an idiot.

28. A tornado whiped out 10's home. Do you help?

No tornado fucks with Skips. But lf what you say is true, ofcourse I help!

29. 7 wants you to help him make dinner using nothing but marshmallows. Do you parcticipate?

Let me get this straight, Amon. Not only are you volunteering to make dinner, but you're ONLY using marshmallows? Ew, no. You went soft ever since Korra defeated you.

30. Something's going on in 1's bedroom. You hear 1 & 9 in there. Do you go in?

Please tell me Ash is trying to capture Simba & Simba's trying to eat him. I am NOT going in there.

31. You & 1 are stuck in an elevator. What happens?

[I start whistling] Catch any new pokemon lately? Ash: Yeah, I caught Mewtwo! Me: Wow, impressive.

32. 3 happens to appear in the stuck elevator. Now what?

How's being the General of the Southern Water Tribe working out for you? Sokka: It's great. I helped Aang defeat the crime boss, Yakone. Me: Ah.

33. 3 demands you are to be his husband. What do you do?

Sokka, we've only been in this elevator for five minutes. Chill. Ash, use Pikachu to fix this thing. [Pikachu fixes lt & we start moving again]

34. You are asked to watch over 2, 4 & 6 for the day. What happens?

Omi, you're the Dragon Of The Water. You can watch yourself. Michael, you're a thirty year old killer. You can watch yourself. Go away, Timantha. You're an evil, betraying boomerang thief! Timantha: You forgave Sokka. No fair. Me: Sokka's not my girlfriend. [Timantha pouts]. Fine, I'll babysit you, just for today.

35. 4 becomes a real pain. What is your reaction?

Michael, I told you to go home! Wait, "becomes a real pain"? Is this some sort of sick metaphor. [Michael chases me around the house]. Timantha, help!

36. 3, 5 & 4 are drunk. What do you do?

You needed that, Michael. You've been trying to kill a lot of people lately. [Sokka & Johnny start kissing Sokka's boomerang] Yous ODed. [Leaves]

37. On Disgracebook, 8 & 9 are spamming you with love notes. What do you do?

AAAHHHH! Go away, weirdos! How in the world did Simba & Ed learn how to type?

38. 2 & 1 are playing pirate. Do you join?

Sure. Arrgh, Captain Ketchum, ye be walkin the plank into the Dead Sea lf ye don't give me yer Pikachu. Ash: What sea? [Omi fills the room with water]

39. You find out that 4 is a terrorist. Do you join him?

I've always known The Shape is a terrorist. Me: Join me, Michael & I will make your face the greatest in Tibekinstine; or else you will die! [He joins the CCSA]

40. In the dark, you, 3, 5 & 9 are locked in a room. What happens?

We'll get out of this. Simba, don't eat anyone. Sokka, keep your cool. Johnny, there's a girl on the other side of this door. [He breaks the door open] Free!

41. You enter your bathroom, only to find 1 using your shower. What do you do?

Where are your manners, Ash? At least lock the door. [Leaves]

42. While jogging with 1, you twisted your ankle. Does 1 help?

Why am I jogging? But yeah, ofcourse Ash helps. His heart is pure.

43. 2 invents a new food & wants you to try lt. What is your reaction?

Chinese food has already been invented, Omi. [Gives lt to Ash]

44. Everyone planned a surprise party for you. What happens?

Holy shit! What are yous all doing in my house?! Everyone: Surprise! Amon: SURPRIIIIIIIISE! I want yo babies! Me: Oh, yous guys. Timantha: I'm sorry I took your boomerang. Can you ever forgive me? Me: Well, since you're the only girl here, sure. Timantha: :) Amon: :( Simba tries to eat Sokka & Michael starts chasing Johnny. Johnny stops to try to hit on Timantha, but she wishes his head was a TV. He goes back to running from Michael with a TV head. Omi & Ed are racing. Ed's running with his head falling back, as usual. Omi's using his water power to cheat & he wins. Omi: In your head! Talk to the fingers! Ed: Hahahaha! Skips is bowling by himself & getting nothing but strikes. Skips: Bauugh! Your feet smell, Ed! Ed: How can my feet smell lf they don't have a nose? Johnny: Good question, Ed. [Skips facepalms] [Michael & Simba start a fight & everyone starts rooting] Timantha: Everyone seems to be having a great time. Me: I wouldn't have lt any other way.