Reviews for John Carpenter's Halloween - The Abridged Script! (Unofficial)
Think-ghastly-thoughts-quietly chapter 1 . 12/23/2018
XDDDD "No, I'll actually be babysitting" Fucking gold
Penny Bloodlust chapter 1 . 1/11/2015
This is really funny! It kind of feels like it's missing something between Annie's and Lynda's death, but that's okay, abridged and all. Favorite parts: Laurie pointing out that her father must be a hell of a real-estate agent to even get someone to consider buying the Myers house, that Laurie actually will be babysitting, EATING THE PHONE, Loomis's second-to-last line, and MICHAEL MYERS BREATHES EVERYWHERE.