This was pure hilarity, start to finish! Great job!

Ha ha ha ha! Cackle. Shippers gonna ship

*Rosie appears*
Rosie: I love you Turbo!

Turbo: Well uh um *Wrings hands* I just kind of killed everyone so I wouldn't be shipped but uh

*Rosie jerks forward and kisses him on the lips*
Rosie: Happy Valentines day

*Turbo throws the machine gun behind him and wrapped himself in her romantic embrace*

Me: Now this is a ship I can ride! Now, to Felix X OC

Twistel: Aww HECKZ No!

LOL! I laughed the entire time! Poor turbo if only he knew the crazies out there that come up with the most insane ships ever xD now the only one I super-duper like is turblondie
Haha this was gold

Thank you for the great read! It made me laugh, which is always good. Although of course, I think of Turbo as having a more round personality than just "evil"...but I think that's the gist of this story, to show that there are lots of people who'll always have their own ideas about their fandom. And the ending was gold, by the way!

THIS IS SO FUNNY! Yet very creepy... Hmmmm... Nah, let's go with funny! Lol XD

haha lol

Hahahaha what, I was slain when he started driving backwards shooting at them 'like a boss', I've been wanting to write a song parody of that for him for like ever xD I also laughed when Taffyta was like 'HOW COULD YOU BETRAY MEEEE', and when he was shooting everyone, and when he attacked the author (who deserved it)...and okay pretty much the whole time. Anyway, this is the most accurate Turbo-shipping fic that has ever been written, or that ever will be written, in the history of the WiR fandom ever. Thanks for making my random backtrack through the archives hilarious.

(Though a certain Psycho Libido Turbo wouldn't run away I guess...)

This is great XD

wow, that was some crazy adventure turbo had to go through...at least he got his revenge in the end...

although its almost a month since valentines, i just found this and i was like LOL YOU CRACK ME UP

Author.
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to make ship fics about sociopathic maniacs

Oh my god, I about died when Gene pushed through the crowd and said "Back off, he's mine." I swear to god, I just died. I couldn't stop laughing. XDDDD
What's interesting about the shipping process is that virtually everything can and will be shipped, even for the stupidest reason. You really seemed to touch on that with the whole Turbo/Vanellope thing. Even Older!Vanellope with Turbo is still really weird, considering that Turbo tried to outright MURDER Vanellope. DX

Fandoms may be fun, but when we get right down to it- we're a bunch of freakin' weirdos. I wonder what In Universe Turbo would have to say about Reformed Turbo/Blondie's relationship. XDDDD

Yes. Yeees. YEEEEEEEESSS! This was amazing! Not to mention, hilarious! I loved the "shippers gonna ship, shippers gonna die" part XD

Lol oh my gosh that was crazy fun, I laughed at most of it! Especially Turbo's crazy love interests...
Gene making moves on him and getting kicked in the face for his troubles! And Surge wrapping his arms around him - he just wants to protect you Turbo, just- step into his office, away from the crazy Nicelanders to be with another crazy person... Rekindle what you had with Felix Turbo - rekindle it! Don't break his little heart. And Vanellope loving him despite him trying to kill her, whatever her age - the most realistic ship there is I think!
Maybe Turbo's one true love isn't a person, but his No.1 Winner trophy when he wins a race. Surely little 8-bit red and white hearts would fill the cup when Turbo holds it and kisses it, and they can be together forever :)