A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

'Katsusaki Mo squinted out the passenger side window, glaring up at the green-and-white pride-monster known as Konoha High School. Not particularly prestigious, nor particularly expensive. "So? What do you think?" She thought it was hideous. "It looks nice."' Undergoing re-write. AU. OC-centric.

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. Will her heart withstand as her loyalties are tested? And what else lies in store? SasoSaku, SasuSaku onesided, slight ShikaIno and NejiHina. Lemon warning. (As of 2015) Old story, not really interested in it right now. I'll finish it later, but don't expect an update anytime soon. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

It all started with that damn squirt bottle. A SQUIRT BOTTLE! And then she found his weakness... It was all downhill from there. It wasn't even a real mission! He only had to make sure Sakura didn't go back to the hospital for 2 days! Stubborn woman.

Playing with ancient magic, two girls are transported to a new world. They land among the Akatsuki. Though it is fun and games at first, a discover soon turns all of their worlds upside down. HidanxOCxItachi, KisamexOC, and NarutoxOC.

Given a direct order from the Godaime, she found herself to become a single mother of ten toddlers. What would be her life as she remained oblivious that these toddlers are in fact the infamous s-criminals, Akatsukis! And title says all!

Hey everyone! This is a fic filled with bad plot, characterization, and other things I don't like seeing in fanfics. Feel free to flame and rant about things you hate seeing in fics. It's multisaku. Enjoy!

It's strange, really, how thin the line between fear and love is. "You've almost pushed me too far." "Then take my hand, and let me guide you back from the edge." AU, slight OOC. Contains rape and abuse.

Hermione's in desperate need of a place to stay, she just never suspected her search would lead her to her husbands least favorite person, Draco Malfoy. But why can't Malfoy stop keep himself away her? Rated for smut/language/violence **Photo not mine!**

Kakuzu wants to play a game with his irresistibly feisty new comrade, a game with some very interesting and difficult rules. One-shot. Kakuzu x OC. Rated M for language and graphic lemon.

Kakashi is recovering in the hospital after overusing his Sharingan yet again. But this time, he's practicing some decidedly different recovery methods. One-shot. KakashixOC. Read and review pretty please! Thank you :D

Sakura...tell us, we only want to help, it was unexpected, who was responsible? How long had it been going on behind their backs...it was all, unexpected