"There's no such thing as no such thing. You always said those words, as if it was your catch phrase... But really, just what have you done Greed?" Follow the adventures of a certain avaricious sin and his unusual... impossible progeny. (Under Construction)

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Sherlock didn't much care that his brother was dating his DI. But then they went a step too far and did certain things in 221B that Sherlock would rather not think about. Now it's all-out war with each couple trying to out-do the other. Mystrade vs. Johnlock! See the multiple warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

A high school John is beat up and rescued by a know it all mystery man.

Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")

"Loki studied himself with a critical but appreciating eye. Long limbs, thin waist, pale skin that seemed to be powdered by the softest snow, but the most attractive features he possessed were his eyes." Warning:MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M (it's a Loki/Loki fiction. XD) Enjoy and please leave a review if u can! X3

'Why do I get myself into these situations? Better yet; How, in the name of Odin, did I even get here! Oh right….Loki. Of course…' Thor manages to get caught in another one of Loki's creative tricks...XD Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M. Hope you like and please leave a review! ENJOY! XD

Loki had played his role of changed man for too long. It was time to break character. Loki intended to make Thor see just how flawed and broken he really was…That very night. Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M I hope you ppl like this and if u can, please leave a review! ENJOY! XD

Thor goes to see if Loki is repentant yet, but as per usual Loki is up to something. Something which will make Thor a prisoner of his words... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, rough sex. I hope you guys like the story...XD Please review! ENJOY!

To celebrate their engagement, Thor and Loki fuck underneath Tony's Christmas tree.

Hamish can't sleep so goes downstairs to get hot milk, on christmas eve and see's something that takes sleep further from him. Hamish Watson Holmes Johnlock Parentlock slight Mystrade if you squint, look sideway, whilst wearing slash goggles

Thor had been aware of Loki's feelings for him but he always thought that if he ignored them they would go away. But Loki hates being ignored... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M I hope you guys like it! Please leave a review if u can! XD ENJOY!

Teen!Lock, AU, Fluff, OneShot: Sherlock is lonely, in a boarding school- at least, until he meets a "JW" in the school chatroom. Who is JW, and perhaps more importantly- who will his new roommate be? For thehappyfolk on Tumblr!

Don't you wish for Blue Exorcist to be funnier? What are you shaking your heads no for? Of course you do! Get ready to see every episode taken from the popular Anime series and given a comedic face-lift for your amusement! Enjoy! Read and review, please!

"What's the matter, Thor?" His voice is goading. "Can't handle a little heat?" Written for the prompt: body shots, and a bar.

Tony Stark is testing some new holographic animation technology and decides to use Steve as his guinea pig. Things, unsurprisingly, take a turn for the naughty. Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel heroes. I just like to write about them doing naughty stuff.

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

Destiel; A High School Reunion makes Cas wonder why Dean insists Cas not curse in public when Dean's every other word is a curse. A fight –of sorts- ensues.

After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

Even in a questionable relationship, Kanda is determined to keep the upper hand. Bringing out Allen's dark side isn't the best way to go about it.

Kanda was forced into an arranged marriage with Allen, not that Allen minded. All Allen wants is for his husband to love him, but he may face problems when people from his horrific past start to reappear. KandaXAllen, AU, OOC.

What began as a common interest in looking after Sherlock somehow turns into something much more after a very eventful stake-out. But can the newly formed couple figure out how to reunite Sherlock and John? Mycroft/Lestrade and Sherlock/John?

It's all in Ling's head-but if that's the case, why does it feel so real? PWP, Graphic yaoi, Ling/Greed, don't read if you don't like yaoi!

"Ling Yao, when I get out of these ropes and regain the ability to move my limbs, /your ass is mine/." Ling/Ed.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

Greed and Ling are stranded in a jungle. Fail attempts of finding their way out are filled in this humor-packed fic. Will they be lucky enough to actually live to see the end of it all? Find out. NO YAOI. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE.

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S

RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!