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Joined 09-09-11, id: 3240371, Profile Updated: 11-06-12
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hello!!! My name is…well...seeing on how I’d prefer not to get stalked you call just call me bob…or…Mrs. Tomlinson (DIRECTIONOR FOREVA!!!!!)

Appearance: brown-ish hair, 5’2 (SHORITES UNITE!!!!!!!), greenish eyes that tend to change color, and birth mark on my left calf.

Things I like: Listening to music, writing (obviously), hanging out with ma peeps (not to mention my llamacorn (llama/unicorn), llama, and *sniffles* I had a unicorn named *bursts into tears* D-Dave before…my friend killed him…), reading, roller skating, ice skating, facebook and continuing to shock people with how weird I really am…MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Things that I dislike: School, school, school, haters, going with the flow, school, the fact that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore...(I’m waaaaaay beyond mad about that) and Kleenex with lotion in them…blah…

Favorite bands/artists:

One Direction,

Ed Sheeran (hehe whenever I write that I always say “she-ran” in my head),

Group 1 Crew,

Toby Mac,

Demi Lovato,

Taylor Swift,

Alex G,

Christina Grimme,

Sam Tsui,

Cimorelli,

And Carrie underwood.

Favorite songs:

Perfect by Pink (clean version),

Payphone by Maroon 5 (clean version),

The Man Who Never Lied,

Diamonds by Rihanna,

Live While We’re Young by One Direction,

Want U Back by Cher Loyd,

Sunburn by Ed Sheeran,

A Team by Ed Sheeran,

Small Bump by Ed Sheeran,

Ready or Not by Bridgit Mendler,

Just a Dream cover by Christina Grimme and Sam Tsui (out of any song ever covered in the history this is defiantly the best),

Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis,

Somebody That I Used To Know cover by Walk Off the Earth,

And Eenie Meenie by Justin Bieber.

Favorite candy: SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!!!!!!

Favorite actor: it’s a tie between Josh Hutcherson and Johnny Depp

Favorite actress: Jennifer Lawrence

Favorite movie: The Avengers

Favorite cartoon: The Lorax

Favorite book: Tears in a Bottle by Sylvia Bambola

Favorite Book Series: it’s a tie between The Hunger Games and Maximum Ride

Link:

I Love High School...Not chapter 15. Max's beach outfit: http:///maxs_beach_outfit/set?id=51427452

I Love High School...Not chapter 15. JJ's beach outfit: http:///jjs_swim_suit/set?id=51428871

I Love High School...Not chapter 15. Kate's beach outfit: http:///kates_beach_outfit/set?id=51430285

I Love High School...Not chapter 15. Ella's beach outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=51440762

I Love High School...Not chapter 17. Max's baking outfit: http:///maxs_baking_outfit/set?id=52350291

I Love High School...Not chapter 18. Max's prank outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=52709264

I Love High School...Not chapter 22. Fang's revenge outfit on Max: http:///fangs_revenge/set?id=55605740

Daddy In Training chapter 9. Nudges date outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=57475341

Quotes of awesomeness

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (then what am i eating???)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire(noooo, i didnt know!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHA??? I wanted to show all of my friends!)

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion!

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

“Near by and divided by the roots” some random bird book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A wooden tray.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Burn Notice

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:58

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

my mom talking to one of my brothers friend

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Taking out the garbage.

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
facebook

9.What are you wearing?
Blue skinnies, a pink-ish shirt and a grey hoodie

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?
When I was reading PatrickNotStar’s profile

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of a tree with a quote underneath it

13.Seen anything wierd lately?
nope…

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Strange,

15. What is the last film you saw?
Something my sister was watching

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?
One Direction ;)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Well…seeing on how you are some random person off the internet you don’t know anything about me… so I can really tell you anything about me and it would be something new…so I’ll tell you that I am a directioner.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Eliminate abortion.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah!

20. George Bush:
Is a dude.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Penelope.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jake

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

“Near by and divided by the roots” some random bird book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A wooden tray.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Burn Notice

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:58

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

my mom talking to one of my brothers friend

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Taking out the garbage.

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
facebook

9.What are you wearing?
Blue skinnies, a pink-ish shirt and a grey hoodie

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?
When I was reading PatrickNotStar’s profile

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of a tree with a quote underneath it

13.Seen anything wierd lately?
nope…

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Strange,

15. What is the last film you saw?
Something my sister was watching

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?
One Direction ;)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Well…seeing on how you are some random person off the internet you don’t know anything about me… so I can really tell you anything about me and it would be something new…so I’ll tell you that I am a directioner.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Eliminate abortion.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah!

20. George Bush:
Is a dude.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Penelope.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jake

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

I think of him more as cute.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Cry? No. Tear up? Yes.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

HECK YEAH!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Are-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Duh, because that's the immature kind of person I am :D

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Yup!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I may have paused to make a strangled/ guttural happy noise, but I don't squeal.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No, I just kept on punching the page.

9. Who is your favorite character?

I love all the flock to much…. I can’t choose…

10. Do you like Jeb?

No way..he really irks me.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Nope. I got all excited

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yes, but it wasn't my favorite.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

To say it pissed me off would be a understatemen.

14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?

Either the second, third, seventh or eighth.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

I’m not sure

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Nope.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I’m not sure who I thought it would be…

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

I have no opinion.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

BRIGID AND FANG :p

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Your kidding right? FAX!!!!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Max

2. Peeta

3. Gale

4. Fang

5. Angel

6. Iggy

7. Perce

8. Ella

9. Rue

10. Katniss

11. Finnick

12. Michael

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A fanfiction about Iggy and Michael? That’s just wrong.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Duh! He be Smokin.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hmmm…If Michael got Ella pregnant… Iggy would be heartbroken and Ms. Martinez would kill Michael.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Haven't read any on that series.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple

Just... No.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither…Angel wouldn’t date a girl.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Perce walked in on Peeta and Michael making out? No. Just no.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

What would happen if it wasn’t Peeta that went into the arena with Katniss, but Gale?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Max and Ella... They don't swing for that team,sorry.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Perce helps Michael find his mom and save the world.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Dunno.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No... Not that I know of...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I’m not sure…

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Max, Iggy, and Michael... -Explosions and world saving.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A LOOOOOONNNGGGGG time ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Max and Parce are in a happy relationship until Rue runs of with Perce. Max, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Finnick and a brief, unhappy affair with Iggy, then follows the wise advice of Angel and finds true love with Peeta.

What title would you give this fic?

Um... No words.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Perce and Ella... I think it would end with them making out…just sayin…

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Angel? I'd be ecstatic. She's awesome!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Ella and Finnick? I-I don’t even know what to say…

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Peeta dissed me, I'd diss him right back…

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Rue and Gale... tale about pedophile nasty-ness.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

I would be utterly disgusted…

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

If Katniss was messing around in my room I’d be like “what the heck!?”

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

(Max) I'd freak out. Course, I've already read a "Max is emo" story. If she suddenly went optimistic, I say, "Who are you and what have you done to emo Max?"

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I'd faint.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

(Iggy)I’d freak out and then burn the hairbrush because he probably did something to it.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

I would have no words.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I think that would be really funny class.

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character.

1. Max- teach me some fighting skills and snappy comebacks

2. Peeta- teach me baking tricks and camouflage

3. Gale- teach me how to make snares

4. Fang- show me his awesome sneaking up on people skills

5. Angel- show me her best puppy dog eyes

6. Iggy- teach me how to make bombs

7. Perce- show me Camp Half-Blood

8. Ella- I dunno…

9. Rue- Teach me the four-note-solute

10. Katniss- show me how to shoot a bow and arrow

11. Finnick- show me how to tie knots

12. Michael- show me how to control my anger

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High School Life by AdriJ254 reviews
Max, Fang Iggy and Dylan are forced to move in with Jeb and Go to a high school named WaterWayHigh. Max and Fangs Love are put to the test at Flirty girls and Boys.Iggy finds someone or something to keep his mind off of home. MANG/FAX IGGY x OC REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Torn by PrettyLittleKiller99 reviews
Fang and Max haven't spoken for 2 years, they've said stuff that hurt the other. It's Valentine's day, Ella's birthday. Will they put aside their differences for the sake of the flock, or will something else mend their relationship? Character Betrayal. T for action and languages. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Vanishing Point by ValentineRose28 reviews
-Previously Stolen Innocence- 'You tell anyone, and I'll kill you. You hear me? I will." (That's stupid.) (You can't kill someone who is already dead.) Trigger warnings inside. AU. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sixteen again by BrakImienia reviews
Max had a happy life , loving husband and daughter , but what will happen if suddenly one day she'll turn 16 again? And worse , why is her daughters boyfriends flirting with her ? Major FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Fang, Max
The New Boy by fax4lyfe reviews
It's Maximum Ride's first day of Junior year, when she runs into a mysterious, incredibly sexy, new boy. Ehh, horrible at summaries! Just read it! Much better than it sounds, I swear! Read& Review please! NO WINGS. FAX FAX FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,188 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Choices by MissFiyerabaMeponineWholock reviews
Katniss is back from the Hunger Games. Peeta loves her. So does Gale. She has to make a choice.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,103 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Katniss E., Gale H.] Peeta M. - Complete
Can change be good? by Pancakes10210 reviews
Max and Fang are the outcast of there school. But when Fang turns popular and leaves Max behind. Max loses all hope of getting her best friend back. Until a new girl comes with a huge secert that will change Max literally. No wings FAX and scales.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,153 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unforgettable by fangs-only-girl reviews
This story is all human. Fang and Max are best friends, until Fang moves away, Max is devestated. Then he comes back! Will they still have their friendship, or has one of them moved on? Pleaze read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,678 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Beneath the Dirt Under the Ink by TAGGWRITC reviews
Max was a small country girl. Fang was a trouble making city boy. What happens when Fang's mom sends him to Max's family's farm to learn responsibility? Will the two get over their differences long enough to realize what they could be? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,538 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Karma's a Pain in the Butt by isleptwithkellinthesiren reviews
What happens when Max finds her boyfriend, Dylan playing tonsil hockey with the schools drama queen Lissa A.K.A Fangs girlfriend? How will she get her revenge? FAX all human. *this story is currently being edited*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,844 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Watch the Ball by Star Glitz reviews
It's the night of the debutante ball, and Viola is missing. Where could she be? Will Duke even try to find her? What happens when you take your eyes off the ball?
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,337 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Viola H., Duke O.
Prodigy by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Being rewritten by endlessnotebooks with the following summary: Max, a devoted musical prodigy, lacks the social skills necessary to befriend those she sees everyday. Helping to assist the family made up of her mother and younger brother, most of her free time is spent by Ari's side, watching him fade away with the cancer. Her way of life, however, begins to attract attention...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Roommates by TAGGWRITC reviews
Lissa and Max despise each other. They can barely stand in the same room as the other. Unfortunately, they are roommates in their college's dorm. Fang, is Lissa's boyfriend. What happens when after meeting Max, he can't get her out of his head? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,334 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Is there still hope? by Lindsay1993 reviews
Kensi is kidnapped and the team tries to find her. But what will happen after two years of searching?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,045 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Making Changes by Noelle Seren reviews
Max is kicked out of the flock and finds a new, more powerful flock. When the old flock wants her back a year later, what will happen? Overused, I know but I really wanted to try and write one. rated T just in case of later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Max
Kiss Me by BlackSkinnyJeans101 reviews
Fang, Max, and Lisa used to be best friends until Fang starts to date Lisa. Fang confronts Max months later and they end up sleeping together. Max becomes pregnant and leaves her home with an unlimited credit card. Now Fang struggles to choose between his parent's respect and money or his own happiness. What will be the outcome of the Lovely Couple Trilogy? FAX, NIGGY *ON HIATUS*
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Apartment Twenty Three by Zena'sSilentSerenity reviews
Maximum Ride is a cheerleader in training to be pro. Living two lives. Badass girl by day, loud cheerleader by night. When Fang moves to her school, will she be able to keep her cheerleader life a secret? Or will she tell all to the boy in Apartment twenty three?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Max, Fang
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Oliver by Nina.4444 reviews
Kensi's latest date ends in a big surprise. What will she do?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - G. Callen, Kensi B.
Dumb ways to die: Dylan style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, it has something for all the family.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
When plans go astray by A Happy Coincidence reviews
'Max, I..." He took a step towards me. Before I could even think I sprung at him, pinning him against the back wall, my pocket knife at his neck."Only the Fang I knew gets to call me that...not some ass that looks like him." Not all missions go as planned
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Fang, Max
Two Different Worlds by KiDrAuHl-BiEbEr1D reviews
Max, the school nerd, has a HUGE crush on Fang, the most popular kid at PHS. When she gets a makeover from her best friend Nudge, will he finally realize that she is perfect for him? FAX, NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream With Extra Choclate Chips by KRAZY KATIE1 reviews
A story that involves Max, Fang, and ice cream. Pure randomness. *don't own image, found it on google* Rated T for the flocks dirty mouths!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Iggy and Max's Secret by PurpleWings71 reviews
Iggy and Max have a secret the story revolves around Max, Iggy and surprisingly Fang. story is better than the failed summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Iggy, Max
Waiting for Fang by JivyGirl reviews
Takes place after Fang. Max is hurting. Fang is lost without her and the Flock. Will Fang come to his senses and come back? Or will Max try to get over him first? Contains tears and bombs. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Survival by maxismymiddlename98 reviews
Max and Angel have been abused by their biological father, Jeb, since the day their mother died.Then they move to another country and meet Ella,Nudge,Fang, Iggy and Gazzy.But they don't trust strangers so easily.Will they open up to them?FAX,no wings.STOPPED.But do read on :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,126 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max, Fang
It's all about us by Untamed Roses reviews
Fang and Dylan are complete opposites,but they love Max. Now Dylan is sure that he will make Max his own, but of course Fang isn't going to let that happen. Fax and some Mylan attempts.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fifteen by BeingMexoxo reviews
Maximum Ride was kicked out of her flock- why she doesn't know. 15 years later she has a daughter and is a famous boxer. What happens if the flock comes back into her life?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Max, Anne W. - Complete
California Love by 20 Toes reviews
Max is moving from Florida to California. All the way across the country! What will happen when she meets some awesome friends, a couple of cute guys, and a whole lot of drama? NO WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Max, Fang]
The World Between Us by My name's AC reviews
Kensi knew what meant going on that assignment; she knew she'd miss everything and everyone...especially her partner. But, it was not her decision. Being apart for so long will make them change. Will they ignore what they feel for each other any longer?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,448 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Opposites Attract by heythere123 reviews
Hey, I'm Max. A few months ago i was kiddnapped. Here's my story. FAX! no wings, I know the summary sucks, but give it a chance?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Fang, Max
What Happened To Forever? by Tattooed Wings reviews
When Max finds out that Dylan, her boyfriend of 3 years, cheats she kicks him out. Single and loving it, until there's a new neighbor, Fang. They get closer and closer, but she can't stand another heart break.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,372 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Max, Fang
The Return by FeelslikeFlying47 reviews
When Dr. M forces Max and Iggy on a harmless trip the beach with close family friends for the summer, things take an unexpected turn for the worse when a night out with Nudge pulls Max back into her dangerous past. No wings. Cowrite w AKA Captain Sarcasm
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Tomboy and boy are two different things by BrakImienia reviews
Max's dad always wanted her to be football player,so he enrolled her to best sports academy.The problem is,that it's for boys only.So read to find out how she managed to be a guy.And what happens when she discoveres accademie's dark secret?Fax or Miggy?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Max
Old Habits Die Slowly by Suuz-5-5 reviews
Four years spent in captivity. Things changed, things remained...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,619 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
First Day of the Rest of their Lives by carajiggirl reviews
While out at lunch with the rest of the team 9 month pregnant Kensi finds herself in the middle of a hostage situation. Will she and her baby make it out alive? Who is with her to get her through?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
CHEATER by skywriter26 reviews
Max's boyfriend, Dylan cheats on her with Nudge and Max forms new friendships with a group and call themselves the flock but will Max and Fang's relationship be more than just "a friendship" FAX! NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Max, Fang
Bullies In School by RiddikulusWaterbender reviews
Each flock member encounter bullies or tormentors in school. Learn how they cope! Stupid summary, yeah I know. Set in "School's Out-Forever". Rated for fighting.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Torturing Fang by FangGirlForever reviews
Fang and Nudge are captured by Ari. Fang is injected with a substance that is said to cause unbelievable pain. When Max asks Jeb about it, Jeb says there is no way Fang will survive.Can Fang overcome the pain, or will he give up. Fang's the main character
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
Cabin Fever by Jelly Queen reviews
A blizzard is raging across Antarctica, and Max is bored out of her mind. That is, of course, until Nudge unleashes a new horror:The Weekly Ride! Will the Flock manage to survive? Will Bob the Jelly Blob consume all of humanity? Read to find out! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Hit Me With Your Best Shot by HicksyPixie13 reviews
Max has made a big mistake... Who knew Dylan was like that? What happens when she realises Fang was the right guy for her? And with some good news finally on the way how does Dylan get his revenge on Max for dumping him? FAX! A/H NIGGY! tad OOC! R and R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Merry Christmas by Mrs. Spike reviews
Max and Fang on Christmas Eve
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride The Cave Sanctuary by LilChickenWings reviews
The cave. The place where my mind burned and my body screamed. The place where Fang's face was next to mine in the brilliance of the moon. FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
One week by thatonechickMR reviews
Max used to be cute and GIRLY. But that all changed after she was forced to move away. She ends up in an orphanage reason revealed later and ends up in the house of Dr. Martinez. But she swears she will be out within a week. No wings. FAXXXX! 3
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Max, Fang
A new chapter by LittleBittyGibblet reviews
Deeks and Kensi grow closer. This is my first FanFic! Review Please!
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
10 years later by Pancakes10210 reviews
Max left the flock 10 years ago and had some changes in her life. But what will the flock do when they see her at Ella and Iggy's wedding. What will happen after it. FAX,EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Sorrys, sadness, and goodbyes by Winged Vamp reviews
"Max, you haven't been making very good decisions lately. I think it would be best if you left." It all started with that one sentence. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
The Angel Experiment ending by Raspberry 14 reviews
An alternate ending to the Angel Experiment which will be a bit angsty. Not a oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Max, Fang
All The Books & Movies Say So by sharpestsatire reviews
"Girls and boys are never friends for long."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Like a Soldier by starrlight serenade reviews
"She made a silent promise to herself : In this foster home, Maximum Ride would not be broken." **UPDATE IS A AUTHOR'S NOTE. PLEASE READ!*
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Fallen Souls by jordygirl reviews
Human. Max and her sister Angel have just made an escape from their abusive aunt. Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, and Nudge all live on their own in an interesting part of town. What happens when they all mix and mingle? Fax :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Maximum Ride's Adventure to Laser Tag by oopssorrydidijuststutter reviews
Max and the Flock play a game of laser tag. Major Fax, minor Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Max, Fang
Sweet Silver Lining by SpringBloom reviews
When tragic strikes Kensi is left being the legal guardian of her friend's four-year-old daughter. Deeks uses this opportunity to become the father he always wanted to be. Life as they know will be changed forever. Eventual K/D. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
Max in Wonderland by NaviLilly reviews
After Fang left a sad note of his leaving, Max decides to take a walk. And who should cross her path but a Time-confused white rabbit with a topcoat. And like herself, she follows. Watch as Max explores this world of... Strangeness. T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Max
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
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I love high school not reviews
Laughter, pain, horror, embarrassment and sorrow yup, that's high school for you. Max and the rest of the gang are just normal teenagers going through high school. FAX later on in the story. (Now on chanacompos57's profile)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Daddy in Training reviews
Fang Martinez had it all; he had the life, the girl and the friends. What happens when his ex drops the child that he didn't even know he had on his door step? One thing is for sure: its gonna be one wild ride. *no wings* Fax and Niggy later on. T just in case
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Fang, Max
My Dougieing, My Unicorn, and My Skates reviews
What happens when you combine Max, skating, unicorns and a broken down 15 passenger van? Rated T cuz I'm a very paranoid person. DISCLAIMER: Iggy is in my closet and he is says "You Don't own Maximum Ride." : FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Max, Fang
40 Things I Would Change About Twilight reviews
Let's face it. Some MAJOR changes needed to be made. Movies 1&2 Complete I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
I never saw it coming reviews
So Max is kicked out of the flock and finds a new and better flock and they have no idea about her past… will her past catch up with her? And yes I know this is a over used story line...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max