![]() Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Hello!!! My name is…well...seeing on how I’d prefer not to get stalked you call just call me bob…or…Mrs. Tomlinson (DIRECTIONOR FOREVA!!!!!) Appearance: brown-ish hair, 5’2 (SHORITES UNITE!!!!!!!), greenish eyes that tend to change color, and birth mark on my left calf. Things I like: Listening to music, writing (obviously), hanging out with ma peeps (not to mention my llamacorn (llama/unicorn), llama, and *sniffles* I had a unicorn named *bursts into tears* D-Dave before…my friend killed him…), reading, roller skating, ice skating, facebook and continuing to shock people with how weird I really am…MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Things that I dislike: School, school, school, haters, going with the flow, school, the fact that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore...(I’m waaaaaay beyond mad about that) and Kleenex with lotion in them…blah… Favorite bands/artists: One Direction, Ed Sheeran (hehe whenever I write that I always say “she-ran” in my head), Group 1 Crew, Toby Mac, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Alex G, Christina Grimme, Sam Tsui, Cimorelli, And Carrie underwood. Favorite songs: Perfect by Pink (clean version), Payphone by Maroon 5 (clean version), The Man Who Never Lied, Diamonds by Rihanna, Live While We’re Young by One Direction, Want U Back by Cher Loyd, Sunburn by Ed Sheeran, A Team by Ed Sheeran, Small Bump by Ed Sheeran, Ready or Not by Bridgit Mendler, Just a Dream cover by Christina Grimme and Sam Tsui (out of any song ever covered in the history this is defiantly the best), Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis, Somebody That I Used To Know cover by Walk Off the Earth, And Eenie Meenie by Justin Bieber. Favorite candy: SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!!!!!! Favorite actor: it’s a tie between Josh Hutcherson and Johnny Depp Favorite actress: Jennifer Lawrence Favorite movie: The Avengers Favorite cartoon: The Lorax Favorite book: Tears in a Bottle by Sylvia Bambola Favorite Book Series: it’s a tie between The Hunger Games and Maximum Ride Link: I Love High School...Not chapter 15. Max's beach outfit: http:///maxs_beach_outfit/set?id=51427452 I Love High School...Not chapter 15. JJ's beach outfit: http:///jjs_swim_suit/set?id=51428871 I Love High School...Not chapter 15. Kate's beach outfit: http:///kates_beach_outfit/set?id=51430285 I Love High School...Not chapter 15. Ella's beach outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=51440762 I Love High School...Not chapter 17. Max's baking outfit: http:///maxs_baking_outfit/set?id=52350291 I Love High School...Not chapter 18. Max's prank outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=52709264 I Love High School...Not chapter 22. Fang's revenge outfit on Max: http:///fangs_revenge/set?id=55605740 Daddy In Training chapter 9. Nudges date outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=57475341 Quotes of awesomeness You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male. Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. Stupid Warnings: This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (then what am i eating???) 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire(noooo, i didnt know!) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children 16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) 17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) 18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. 19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. 20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) 21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?) 23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) 24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) 25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!) 26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) 27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. 28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) 29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) 30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHA??? I wanted to show all of my friends!) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„MAXIMUM RIDE„øº „øº ROCKS!!ºø„ „øº„øººø„º If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.) If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion! 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) 1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4. “Near by and divided by the roots” some random bird book 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 6:40 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:58 6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? my mom talking to one of my brothers friend 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8.Before you started this survey what did you look at? 9.What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? Nope. 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13.Seen anything wierd lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? 1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4. “Near by and divided by the roots” some random bird book 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 6:40 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:58 6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? my mom talking to one of my brothers friend 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8.Before you started this survey what did you look at? 9.What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? Nope. 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13.Seen anything wierd lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? I think of him more as cute. 2. Did you cry when Ari died? Cry? No. Tear up? Yes. 3. Do you think Fang is hot? HECK YEAH! 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Are-ee 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? Duh, because that's the immature kind of person I am :D 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? Yup! 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? I may have paused to make a strangled/ guttural happy noise, but I don't squeal. 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? No, I just kept on punching the page. 9. Who is your favorite character? I love all the flock to much…. I can’t choose… 10. Do you like Jeb? No way..he really irks me. 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Nope. I got all excited 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Yes, but it wasn't my favorite. 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? To say it pissed me off would be a understatemen. 14. Which book is you’re all time favorite? Either the second, third, seventh or eighth. 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? I’m not sure 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Nope. 17. Who do you think the voice should be? I’m not sure who I thought it would be… 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? I have no opinion. 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? BRIGID AND FANG :p 20. MIGGY or FAX? Your kidding right? FAX!!!! List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Max 2. Peeta 3. Gale 4. Fang 5. Angel 6. Iggy 7. Perce 8. Ella 9. Rue 10. Katniss 11. Finnick 12. Michael 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? A fanfiction about Iggy and Michael? That’s just wrong. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Duh! He be Smokin. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Hmmm…If Michael got Ella pregnant… Iggy would be heartbroken and Ms. Martinez would kill Michael. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Haven't read any on that series. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple Just... No. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither…Angel wouldn’t date a girl. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? If Perce walked in on Peeta and Michael making out? No. Just no. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. What would happen if it wasn’t Peeta that went into the arena with Katniss, but Gale? 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Max and Ella... They don't swing for that team,sorry. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Perce helps Michael find his mom and save the world. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Dunno. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No... Not that I know of... 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I’m not sure… 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Max, Iggy, and Michael... -Explosions and world saving. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A LOOOOOONNNGGGGG time ago. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2). Max and Parce are in a happy relationship until Rue runs of with Perce. Max, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Finnick and a brief, unhappy affair with Iggy, then follows the wise advice of Angel and finds true love with Peeta. What title would you give this fic? Um... No words. 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? Perce and Ella... I think it would end with them making out…just sayin… 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? Angel? I'd be ecstatic. She's awesome! 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Ella and Finnick? I-I don’t even know what to say… 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? If Peeta dissed me, I'd diss him right back… 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Rue and Gale... tale about pedophile nasty-ness. 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? I would be utterly disgusted… 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? If Katniss was messing around in my room I’d be like “what the heck!?” 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? (Max) I'd freak out. Course, I've already read a "Max is emo" story. If she suddenly went optimistic, I say, "Who are you and what have you done to emo Max?" 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? I'd faint. 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? (Iggy)I’d freak out and then burn the hairbrush because he probably did something to it. 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? I would have no words. 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? I think that would be really funny class. 30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. 1. Max- teach me some fighting skills and snappy comebacks 2. Peeta- teach me baking tricks and camouflage 3. Gale- teach me how to make snares 4. Fang- show me his awesome sneaking up on people skills 5. Angel- show me her best puppy dog eyes 6. Iggy- teach me how to make bombs 7. Perce- show me Camp Half-Blood 8. Ella- I dunno… 9. Rue- Teach me the four-note-solute 10. Katniss- show me how to shoot a bow and arrow 11. Finnick- show me how to tie knots 12. Michael- show me how to control my anger |