LALALALALALALALALA ELMO'S WORLD!!! Hehe I know... I'm wierd... BUT YOU LOVE ME!!! AND SO DOES MY AWESOME, SPECTACULAR, SEXIFIED, GENIUS BOYFRIEND/FIANCEE! Anyways...

READ IF FAN OF MY WORK!!!!: Haha, so funny story. My writer's block has given me another story to work with. I know, I know, "MEGAN YOU CAN'T START ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!" Liars! I soooo can! This is a free country! *coughs* Anyway, I'll probably be picking up in my other stories later on, just so you know. Bare with me here.

Now about the Maximum Ride series cuz I don't know what to say anymore...

FAX FOREVER! I HATE Dylan! Such an idiot! Who does he think he is? He's a Justin Bieber wanna-be that's what!

Oh and I would like to point out that I am nothing like that idiotic redhead Lisa in the Maximum Ride series. How dare she try and steal Fang! Yes, I am a redhead but I am a very smart redhead. And my best friend is a blonde like Brigid, but she doesn't try and steal the love of someone else!

Okay... I'm done ranting now... Soooo what's up?

STUFFS ABOUT ME:

Name: Megan

Nicknames: Meg, Meggie, Megs, Megert, Megalicious, Meggiepoo, Awesomesauce, Chicka, Loco-My-Taco, Tigga, Princess (that's what my behbeh calls me cuz he knows I hate being called "babe" and "sexy". I dunno why I don't like it.)

Age: 19 (SINCE JUNNNNE!!! WOOOPWOOOP!!)

Hair color: coppery-red

Eye color: light green, like the summer grass (at least, that's what people tell me. Why can't I have unbarfed chocolate eyes like Max? Fang likes unbarfed chocolate!)

Birthday: June 7th

Why Am I telling you all of this?: I don't really know... I'm just kind of bored.

Fave color: dark purple-blue like the midnight sky

Fave animal: black panther

Fave show: Vampire Diaries (Well it WAS my fave, now it's either Teen Wolf, Family Guy, Friends, or NCIS)

Fave food: Tacos (unless Feta Cheese counts as a food. Then Feta. Cuz Feta is off the CHAIN!)

Fave series: Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games

Stuff I like to do: Hang with my friends, Ice-skate, gymnastics, karate, watching movies with my boyfriend, and more because I'm a very social person (*enter my boyfriend snorting here* "YEAH RIGHT!" he exclaims before I hit him upside the head. We have a play-abusive relationship. He knows I love him.), oh and reading and writing of course.

Why am I on this website?: I just like writing... Like, I have my own books that I'm working on, but Fanfics are awesome because I don't have to spend an hour and a half trying to make up my own characters. XD

ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND IN CASE YOU'RE BORED AND JUST FEEL LIKE READING THIS:

Name: Gavin

Nicknames: Gav, Vinny (that one came from my older brother cuz he likes to get on Gavin's nerves XD), Gavvy, Boobear (he's my Boobear!), Sweetums (when I tease him), Darling, and soon-to-be hubby

Age: 20 (He graduated a year before me. We're waiting until December to tell my parents that we're actually engaged. Sooo... SHHH! :D)

Hair color: Light brown

Eye color: icy blue-grey

Hobbies: he likes to hunt and shoot things with his guns (enter Gavin saying: "Which guns, Princess?" with a cocky wink that reminds me of Fang) captain of soccer team, watching movies with yours truly, skating with yours truly, gives guitar lessons and drum lessons and singing lessons, captain of basketball team

Likes: football, soccer (obviously), movie nights with yours truly (wink, wink, nudge, nudge), eating, date nights at his house since his parents are usually out on business trips and his sister died when I was ten and he was eleven, and so on

Dislikes: the color orange (yuck, I hate it too... no offence to you orange lovers), zebras (don't ask), steak tacos (gross), bungee jumping (who the heck doesn't like bungee jumping), fantasy books (he's crazy, I know. Well, other than Maximum Ride, which I took the liberty of getting him hooked on), and other stuffs

Loves: MMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D (enter huge, love-struck grin here)

Favorite color: dark blue

Favorite food: pizza (psh, boys)

Fave animal: white Bengal tiger (we're polar opposites with our animals, but every couple is supposed to have differences, right? Cuz we are so not a perfect couple; we fight sometimes, but it usually ends after, like, three days at the most...)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie.

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you love Paramore then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile.

If you should get your friend a shirt that says "No Stalking Permitted" then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you could push someone off a cliff then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could kill someone, bring them back to life, and then subject them to hours of listening to Justin Beiber as torture, copy and past ethis into your profile.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think people need to stop stereo-typing, coping and paste this on your profile.

"I'm a renegade, it's in my blood" If this line from Paramore's song Renegade applies to you then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OPD (Obsessive Paramore Disorder) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like all of Paramore's songs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent several hours straight listening to Paramore then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile

ALL OUTFITS FOR MY MAXIMUM RIDE FANFIC 'Cliche Isn't In My Vocabulary':

Chapter 2: http:///images/45416195/435019645226136751_8gGXmtmq_c_large.jpg (no lipstick)

Chapter 3: http:///images/56274276/BFRPyl7CAAA_EJt_large.jpg

Chapter 4: http:///images/66931771/large.jpg

ALL OUTFITS FOR MY MAXIMUM RIDE FANFIC 'All My Life':

First mentioned day outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=49934674

Max's Beach Outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=54058752

Second mentioned day outfit: http:///all_my_life_day/set?id=49935508

Party Outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=54692406

Third mentioned day outfit: http:///all_my_life_day/set?id=49936637

Pajamas: http:///pajama_set/set?id=56404719

Street fighting outfit: http:///street_fighting_outfit/set?id=56411776

Next Outfit: http:///all_my_life_day/set?id=49952833#stream_box

ALL OUTFITS FOR MY MAXIMUM RIDE FANFIC 'Just Something Called Life':

First mentioned outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=64977792

Date outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=64977663#stream_box

Second mentioned day outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=64977534#stream_box

Outfit for Fang's race: http:///cgi/set?id=64977370#stream_box

Outfit for the day after the party: http:///cgi/set?id=64977170#stream_box

Day after she gets out of hospital (chapter 11): http:///cgi/set?id=64976911#stream_box

Day she goes back to school: http:///50/set?id=65032197

When she changes at the mall: http:///80/set?id=67419294