Jen Lee 56
 Author has written 1 story for Host. Hi! I am extremely new to fanfiction and I am not very computer savvy so bare with me! I will probably write some fanfics for Vampire Academy, Twilight, The Host, Burn Notice, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Office, and a couple others. Here is a little bit about me: I grew up in the midwest of the United States. I now live somewhere in Florida. I literally have no friends. Not a single friend. I had a lot of friends before I moved, but not now. I do school at home and online due to my extreme anxiety. I have OCD, social anxiety, panic disorder, generalized anxiety, trichtilimania, emetophobia, and others. I have another year of highschool, because I got behind, which I will probably do by dual enrolling at a local college. I am a huge animal lover and plan on rescuing animals and working at a shelter as a career. I have a super-religious family and I am an atheist so holidays at my house is very interesting! I am trying to make friends but it is hard where I live, everyone is stuck up. I try to update as often as possible. I will update at least once or twice a week, unless there is a family emergency or something! I am not shy about asking for reviews. It bugs me when people read the story but don't take five seconds to write a review. It takes no time at all and it makes my day so please review! Here are some random facts about me: I love art, but I am not very good at it.Animals are my most favorite things in the world!Some people say that I have a Midwest accent, but I don't hear it.I care what people think about me, even though I wish I didn't.I have crazy mood swings all the time. One moment I'm singing Billy Joel and dancing around the room. The next I'm crying my eyes out over my dead dog! I'm pretty crazy!Reviews make me the happiest person in the world!I LOVE poppy-seed muffins! Only poppy-seed muffins, no others.I procrastinate school work, but don't procrastinate fanfiction; fanfiction is priority numero uno!I have like 20 friends on Facebook. Pathetic. I know. Sigh.I hate it when people are prejudiced or mean!I say whatever I'm thinking. I do not have a filter. That gets me in trouble all the time!I am lonely all the time.My little sister has more friends than me.Not to brag, but I think writing comes pretty naturally to me!I am really good in school.Ants are evil! I hate them so much. Not the big ones, the little ones. They creep me out! Weird I know.I am extremely clumsy. No exaggeration I am the clumsiest person ever!I love all kinds of music except for Gospel.I LOVE the outdoors!I love camping.I hate rollercoaster because I hate the restraints that hold you down. I panic.I want to do a survival camp in the wilderness. Really badly.I suck at singing!I'm the black sheep of my family.I make jokes all the time. Most of them aren't funny though.I used to be a pushover, but I now have a backbone. Don't mess with me.I am really protective over my family.I refuse to go to Sea World because of how poorly they treat the animals.I refuse to go to circuses because every single one that has an animal abuses it. Disgusting.I would take a bullet for my dog or my kitty.I love the show Pitbulls and Parolees. I think pit bulls are misunderstood; they are wonderful dogs!Rottweilers are my favorite breed of dog. They are such great family dogs!My family doesn't even let me say oh my gosh because they think it is taking the lords name in vain. The joke is on them though because I curse like a sailor when they're not around.I have a super religious family, but I am an athiest.I hate people who have a problem wuith gay people. I love gay people. They aren't hurting anyone, so get over it. It's the 21st century. Accept people for who they are.I can't think of anything else interesting about myself!YOUR REAL NAME: Jenae 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jenizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Turquise Manatee 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lee Village Blvd. 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Espjenlaw 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Root Beer 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eseaijn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Buffy I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. Only in America: I can make fun of America only because I am an American! We Americans are pretty awesome if I do say so myself. Though I think it would be awesome to be foreign. I love me an accent! Sexy! Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Favorite Sayings: Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over Stupid Racist People... I love this short story! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! |
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