Hello everyone. This is Hipster Blood Ritual, formerly known as Converse on the Tardis. I'd like to welcome everyone to my profile and stories, but also warn everyone that they are in for some serious disappointment. Even if you like my writing, I very rarely update my stuff. Sometimes, though, I get all excited and rejuvenated about writing, so we can all hope and pray for those moments of my life.

This summer's project is rewriting Uncharted. So I'll be updating the chapters as I finish them. The plot will be the same, but since I wrote the first chapter almost three years ago, I need to update the quality of the writing. That's all! I'm absolutely sure everyone will like the rewrite much better, anyway. But basically, don't panic when you see the chapters changing. I'm fully aware of and responsible for what's going on.

"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."

—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011