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 Author has written 11 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Thanks for creepin' me. I have no self esteem so comments help a lot. My main fandoms are HetaliaHomestuckSherlockmany others but I don't write for them because I can't ;w;MY POSTING STYLE: Ohmygod life is hard! I'll try to post bi-weekly if it's a new story. BTDUBS: I don't own any of the characters I use unless stated otherwise; quotes, songs, and restaurants used or mentioned belong to the respective owners. Things To Look Out For: First Generation: I have a smut dungeon story, a parody of popular pairings, a movie/anime multichap, and an angsty one shot. And an awesome story by me and Grimm2, pwease R&R, dear profile creepers. Second Generation:. A UsUk story about a hospice, a Manifest Density UsUk story, and an eating disorder UsUk story. Geez, I'm such a fangirl. Third Generation: A future-istic USUK story in which Arthur is an evil genius and Alfred tries to change his mind. A JohnDave story in which Dave and John are broken up but it's more like a reflection on lost relationships...? Heroes: Tom Lehrer, Oscar Wilde, Brina Palencia, Regina Spektor, Eddie Redmayne, and Shmoo. HarponMOO's are known to be YouTube addicts, they have limited interactions with human beings and prefer the comfort of being anonymous, often suicidal but hardly ever angry, HM's enjoy the finer things in life, like karma and roadkill. |
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The Tell Tale Heart's by RainingPaperButterflies reviews
Alfred and Arthur hated each other from the moment they met, and decided instantly that they wanted nothing to do with the other. However when forced to share a dorm room, they begin to find that avoiding each other is going to be harder then it looks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,338 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 3/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
It's Worth It by Terra Saltt reviews
A rock and a broken window is hardly what Tino expected to lead him to a friend. But their friendship will be tested as Berwald, who has been bedridden most of his life, is allowed to go to public school. What will be worth it in the end? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A Day in the Life by Lydiacatfish reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Most Important Job Worthy of James Bond by addie-cake reviews
A day in the life of Winston Bancroft Kirkland is an exciting one. But someone has to keep Master and Second Master from making kittens all day via Skype. And it might as well be him. Neko!UsUk and Established!Country!UsUk Update: I'm starting the Winston!Verse. This is the first installment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Body Language by robingrayson4 reviews
"Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French." England tries to win a bet, hauling along France, Spain and Japan. Meanwhile, an American tags along for the ride, unsure of what he's to do with his newfound feelings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Texts from the supermarket by highfunctioning-homosapien reviews
John is busy at the clinic and has asked Sherlock to do some shopping. It seems that this is one thing Sherlock isn't a genius at. Credit to Gatiss, Moffat, Conan Doyle etc who own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Five Weeks by Gecko Osco reviews
Sometimes, love just isn't enough to fix what's gone wrong-luckily, that's what puppies are there for. A story of breaking apart, coming together, and puppy-rearing. Warning: socks may have been harmed in the making of this story. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Battle Of Wits by MadSockMonkey reviews
Poland and Cleverbot, possibly the greatest wits of all time. Or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Poland - Complete
Don't Worry so Much by Grimm2 reviews
Lithuania is visiting Poland. Poland is showing Lithuania a cute skirt, but Lithuania is too busy worrying about Poland to pay much attention, so Poland resorts to better measures. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Daddy Dearest by xGlass reviews
Finland's got a secret weapon and he's not afraid to use it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tomorrow by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England is visiting America, but America is preoccupied with thinking about the sex that always comes on their first morning. However, this time it turns out... differently than expected. M for sex although not really smut , language, and too much fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Chat by Roda Vanille Curtis reviews
Alfred and Arthur are having a little conversation over Facebook, when suddenly... Rated for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Moments by daysandweeks reviews
Looking back on it, there were little things - little moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
On a Different Note by thisisforyou reviews
John and Sherlock have an understanding. Do they? Or are they singing completely different tunes? John/Sherlock, in a manner of speaking. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Realtime by coeurgryffondor reviews
A day in the life of Ludwig's phone. / Check out my writing Tumblr to see this in picture-form.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Deal of a Lifetime by La Vie Musicale reviews
AU. All Maka has ever wanted was to get her book published. It's a shame that the best publishing company in the area is run by a jerk that will only publish for sex. But what if Soul were to offer a deal that was just a little hard to turn down? SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,407 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Anachronism by minn's.star reviews
He would make such a perfect husband, and really he belonged in a nice domestic household with a nice pretty wife to appreciate him but Tino just dosed him up on drugs and pretended that he belonged right where he was. Cracked!BerwaldxDark!Tino
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
And So The World Conspired Against Us by OrangePlum reviews
When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Avoir Assez by NekOtaku reviews
He'd had enough...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - France - Complete
After the Boys of Summer Have Gone by three-days-late reviews
It's summer, which means it's time for Alfred to bounce around from boyfriend to boyfriend, completely unaware of what's right in front of him. Not that Arthur cares, because they're just friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
One Hell Of A Housewife by Madame-Mew-Mew reviews
Ciel's grown up and taken Sebastian as a wife. Sebastian must now face the challenges of dealing with his kinky husband, having Grell as a maid, playing the part of a society lady, and solving a case that will determine the future of the British crown
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,353 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Sticky, Gooey Lovin' by a.three.patch.problem reviews
A little peek inside of John's love and life at 221b Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shakespeare is Gender Confused by Tamer Lorika reviews
A record of the first time that Toris met a very convincing girl, and how he found out that he was sadly mistaken as to her gender. And how he figured out it really didn't matter. Not a Genben.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
I don't know where I end or where you begin by your-icequeen reviews
Established BDSM relationship. Sherlock shows out and John thinks it is time for some Discipline.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Operation L'Amour by Lmuffins reviews
Alfred and Arthur are stuck dancing around each other and can't seem to get together. Arthur makes a deal with Francis in an attempt to get help with the problem, but when Alfred sees them together, he becomes jealous. Written for secret Santa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
His food, I ate it! by Amanda del Brot reviews
America eats England's cooking. France is also present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fond Of by Sabet reviews
Alfred gets a pet cat. Arthur's cat Lizzy is Not Pleased about this. Pre-established USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Me, Jealous? No! by orangepencils reviews
America gets jealous because it seems to him that his boyfriend is spending way too much time with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Advent Calendar by Iggycat reviews
America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When A Tornado Meets A Volcano by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John have a fight. Rated M for a reason. Written for the Sherlock kink meme on LiveJournal, re-posted here.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What's in a Name? by LilFlow reviews
America's moved out to go to college. But it's not what he thought it'd be like. The landlord is lewd, a quiet man lives opposite, and then there's that moody guy downstairs. Plus the streets are filled with bike gangs! USUK AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ohio, Idaho, or Iowa? by 15animefreak15 reviews
Includes state OCs, light MichiganxOhio. Rated for language and violence. Everyone keeps getting Ohio's name wrong, and the temperamental country is high-strung enough over insults. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the boiling point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
JUST FOR FUN by Hasegawa reviews
Iggy come to Alfred house bearing a box of Edward Cullen's... something. Pairings: US X UK, Russia X China minor. warning: a hint of YAOI, rted M for a reason and a bit biased as usual.
Crossover - Twilight & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America - Complete
Patriotism by A Vampires Butterfly reviews
Patriotism means a love for one's country...So what happen when a country...'Loves' himself? -USUK-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Writing Sweet Nothings by Gosangoku reviews
Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sleep by marta madzia reviews
Short night story... fluff....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Here Lies Justice by PervyLlamaSama reviews
LightxL. In his increasing frustration, L resorts to a rather "unconventional" method to fully confirm his suspicions of Light being Kira. The result: a plan gone horribly awry...and fluff. Lots of it. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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No Less A Devil reviews
In the future, not much is left. This is a story about two boys; Arthur, a great man who would never be good, and Alfred, a good man who would never be great. USUK, will be M later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada
The End reviews
They are not close anymore. They were. But now they aren't. The physical distance became emotional, and the long calls became missed calls which became two-worded texts. Because a first love won't be a last love, and sometimes life has to go on. Arthur has to heal someday, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Moribund Love reviews
It is always a bit sullen in a hospice. Quiet and a little bitter. Carefree laughs don't exist there- and words like tomorrow and certainly were never taken advantage of. But love is blind and pays no mind to life expectancy. Hospice!AU USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Purgatory Boys reviews
Arthur Kirkland did not stick fingers down his throat. He did not force it to come up in chunks and spews. He resisted. He had control, not regret, not remorse, not afterthought. But Alfred is just trying to help, you can't push everyone away. AU Us/Anorexic!UK Eating disorder and mentions of squeamish things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Parallel reviews
The Anglo-American Convention of 1818 marked the beginning of improved relations between the British Empire and its former colony. England takes a business trip to America. Will past events be forgiven? He won't let America haunt him; this has gone on long enough.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Never Been Kissed reviews
Arthur Kirkland has his first break as a reporter, but it requires him to go undercover at Hetalia Academy. Who knows, maybe he'll have the chance to fix past mistakes... if that git of a teacher doesn't get in the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I'll Never Leave reviews
England wakes up with a pain in his stomach, it brings back his worries, his doubts. Good thing America is there to comfort him. a story for the embassy attack in Iran
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tale Of Two Countries reviews
Parodies of popular pairings, random thoughts, and crack galore! Requests taken. UsUk, GerIta, RoChu, Franada, and much more :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Infamous Basement reviews
England's Dungeon.. Plot? What Plot? A series of one shots, requests taken. Review mine I'll review yours O.O Now including fail humour!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - England/Britain
The Quiet Things No One Ever Knows reviews
"Hey, you and me are going to have a big love affair one day. And it won't work out. But somewhere in the middle, god, we'll try. We'll try real hard." The many break-ups of Arthur and Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Surprises reviews
Life gave you no promise of love, adventure, excitement. Life only guaranteed death. Arthur Kirkland with depression AU based off the song by Radiohead
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
