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 Author has written 8 stories for Carpathian Series, Mercy Thompson series, Twilight, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, High School Musical, Blood And Chocolate, and Star Wars. I write until I can't feel my fingers and toes. I write Fantasy, Mystery, Romance, Horror, Comedy, Fiction and Poetry. I read everything except Genuine Westerns, Technical Sci-fi, Overly Historical Historicals, and Meaningful Fiction. I watch movies people have never heard of or people think are crappy. I like B-Horror/Comedies and Well Done Big-Budget Sci-fi. I write best when I'm miserable which is hard to do when you're happily engaged. I only write songs when I'm sad. And I haven't painted in years because moving back home has sucked out all my acrylic-creativity. See me also on Fictionpress.com. Currently: At work on my first epic HP FanFic. Probably going to be the first of a series of similarly themed stories; not sequels, but all along the same lines. Content Warning: All 'One Page Or Less' stories contain spoilers of one kind or another! |
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Enough Trouble for a Lifetime by onoM reviews
If you wonder how a muggle saved the wizarding world, I'm the right person to ask: My name is Harry Potter, and I am that muggle. How'd I do it? Well it wasn't easy, and I probably made it harder than it had to be...but it sure makes one hell of a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P.
Christmas Biscuits by sbmcneil reviews
Some traditions are meant to be passed on from generation to generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/22/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 3105 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sometimes the Blind See Things the Sighted Cannot by HyperLily reviews
After the battle. Watch Harry and Co. work through school, Auror training, ministry jobs, quidditch matches, Raising Teddy, and rounding up the Death Eaters with a new threat on the loose. All while becoming a guardian to a 10-year-old second cousin once removed that Harry never knew he had. Read, review, and enjoy. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,013 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
All the Time in the World by chandlermarie89 reviews
The final battle is over. So how do four extraordinary teenagers fit into an ordinary life? They don't. HP/GW RW/HG. Follows J.K. Rowling's cannon. *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.* Rated M for sexual content, language, and over all adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,096 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Ginny's Quest by Bkane3 reviews
Sequel to "Ginny's Dilemma" Ginny seeks a resolution to her dilemma, Hermione wants to be seen in a new light, Ron is trying to hide his secret and a certain Slytherin is up to no good! MATURE/SEXUAL CONTENT, OOC, updated sporadically as life permits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ways to Annoy Death Eaters by SilverRose130 reviews
How do you annoy Voldemort and his gang of meddling kids... I mean Death Eaters? Well, try this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Voldemort
Professor Potter by fzlkr reviews
Ginny has just about given up on her home, life, school; that is until a certain new professor turns up with a whole new way of teaching. Rated M for possible later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Color War by InsomniaWaffle reviews
If you don't want to have your arse handed to you, do not go messing with a Gryffindor. Draco learns this as he is forced to share a common room with Hermione as Head Boy and Head Girl. Will they work out their differences? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dream Team by Baron Nomaw reviews
Harry and Draco are Aurors. Who probably should never be partnered together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wizard Formerly Known as The Boy Who Lived by Emachinescat reviews
Harry's no longer "The Boy Who Lived". He's made up a new title, and Ron and Hermione are not impressed. Drabble. Post-Deathly Hallows. Mild crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tales From the Fruit Bowl by LemonCheese reviews
A One-Shot from the perspective of Arnold the Pygmy Puff, post Deathly Hallows but pre-Epilogue set in the Potter household.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rules are made to be broken by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Passing notes in class is not necessarily a responsible thing to do, however, why you would ever trust the Marauders to follow the rules is beyond me. A short random fic about notes passed in class, tempers, and consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hobbit of Fire by Fanatic Drone N reviews
Hogwarts staff vacations, Voldemort at McDonalds, and the worst bedtime story ever told! Featuring thirty percent more funny than the other leading parodies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
I Want One by NeverOnline.WellHardly reviews
Bill and Fleur decide to leave baby Victoire with her Aunt Ginny and Uncle Harry. The young couple are instantly mesmerised by the one-month-old. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Victoire W. - Complete
Scarred Kisses by marauders.padfootsb reviews
Dialogue one-shot. Sirius comes over to Remus' house and ridicules him for not kissing Tonks. What does Remus say, what're his reasons? And is there another girl involved? Very canon, no-slash. Rated T: for language and nakedness in a broom closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of the Invention and Breaking of Norms by Ravenclaw's Glen reviews
The dust has barely settled on the body of Tom Riddle, and Ginny and Harry have some catching up to do. Harry and Ginny are in love, Ron is an idiot, Hermione is clever, pairings and personalities are canon. A H&G love story, non-explicit M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ginny's Dilemma by Bkane3 reviews
Missing moment from Half Blood Prince. Ginny is worried about Harry's feelings the night of their first kiss, and goes to Hermione for advice. MATURE/SEXUAL THEMES Oneshot. BY POPULAR DEMAND,SEQUEL IS IN THE WORKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Weasley Talk by Bkane3 reviews
My take on an old classic... the Weasley boys have a "talk" with Harry about their sister. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Unexpected Events by Epeefencer reviews
What happens when the Weasley boys try to interfere in Ginny and Harry's relationship? Will Harry succumb to their threats or will fate intervene? Will Ginny have any say or will she never even know? And OK cause I was asked to, characters are acting OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 354,410 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Rebellion by TwentyRoses92 reviews
After witnessing Cedric's death and Voldemort's return, Harry begins his research and training. Albus Dumbledore has left him in the dark for too long; can his friends understand? Rated M for later violence and sexual scenes. Harry/Ginny. After GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,765 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
With Friends Like These by nyladnam04 reviews
Harry can't figure out how to propose to Ginny. But with friends like his, he'll find a way. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by sbmcneil reviews
When Ron and Harry got into their fight while out hunting Horcruxes, Hermione ran after Ron leading to some unintended consequences. Even with the best of intentions, things can still go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,632 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank God Neville's a coward by the Wolf at Bay reviews
what if Neville never asked Ginny to the Yule Ball? She would go with Harry of course. Will cover GOF, OoTP, and HBP at least. Enjoy it anyway. HPGW of course. Mild RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,537 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What Goes Around, Comes Around by HyperActiveMonkey reviews
It started out as something between friends. Harry teaching Ginny. Little did he know just how much she would teach him... This is a story of love, passion and regret but mostly of always finding your way home. Whatever the costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fortunate Decision by jojor99 reviews
Harry and Ginny just want to get married. They are sick of waiting to find a date that suits everyone. They decide to take matters into their own hands. This ends up being very fortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
SNAP by IsisIzabel reviews
Set 6 years after Push; Cassie is living in New York while Kira & Nick are living in Australia, but a series of events put them back in each others' world. Eventual Cassie/Nick. Rated M for later chapters.
Push - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cassie H., Nick G.
Harry Potter: the Other Child by Ryders on the Storm reviews
When everyone thinks Harry's brother is the BWL, Harry rises from the shadow of the brother to become more than anyone expected. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable." - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., George W., Fred W.
Moving out by Birchwood29 reviews
Ginny is kicked out of Hermione's apartment so that Ron can move in. Harry offers her a house and more insane situations ensue. FINAL CHAPTER/ONE SHOT ADDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,394 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Blood by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
This is the sequel to Padfoot Prohibited. Our favorite Marauder is at it again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,923 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 228 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 455 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Renegade by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
In the summer between Harry's third and fourth years, he receives letters from Sirius via strange tropical birds. Where has Sirius gone into hiding in the few months he's forced to spend away from the only friends he has left? You're about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Star Wars: A New Hope In One Page Or Less reviews
Okay, I would say spoilers but if you haven't seen this movie by now, you are beyond redemption. To the Death Star! Rated K for a super short lightsaber battle
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Blood & Chocolate In One Page Or Less reviews
One of my favorite books summed up in my linear if somewhat groovy fashion. Spoilers and such. Rated T because the book is YA and I think I say a curse word... #5
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
High School Musical In One Page Or Less reviews
Yes. I know -sigh- the world has just imploded upon itself. I plead momentary insanity for this one-time-only One Page Or Less. Do not judge me too harshly, though. I have viciousness yet unleashed. Rated K, cause it's Disney, you know? Spoilers. #4
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings In One Page Or Less reviews
More or less. Each film gets one chapter each, but I didn't feel like putting them as separate stories. And I realize this is in the book section, but there is no LotR in the movie area, so, it's your own fault. Rated for possible anything. Spoilers. #3
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Frodo B.
Harry & Draco In One Page Or Less reviews
All seven books compacted into short sentences from H&D POV. Spoilers. One Shot. Yadda, yadda, yadda. #2 in series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella & Edward In One Page Or Less reviews
Thought of this while in the bathroom...that pretty sums it up. Rated for asterisk cursing *** SPOILERS! First Ever 'OPOL'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moon Called reviews
A poem inspired by the novel. Rated K for suggestive themes
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Dark Demon
Two poems based on the novel "Dark Demon" and its main characters. K for mild graphic violence.
Carpathian Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 317 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
