The Wizard Formerly Known as The Boy Who Lived by Emachinescat

A Harry Potter Fan-Fiction

SUMMARY: Harry's no longer "The Boy Who Lived". He's made up a new title, and Ron and Hermione are not impressed. Drabble. Post-Deathly Hallows. Mild crack.

A/N: Just watched Part Two of "Deathly Hallows" the other day and this popped into my head. *I* think it's funny, but you guys'll be the judge. My first drabble for HP. Please review! :)

The Wizard Formerly Known as The Boy Who Lived

"You know," said Harry, "I've been thinking."

"Uh-oh," Ron joked.

Hermione looked at Harry seriously. "What have you been thinking, Harry?"

"Well," the Chosen One said, scratching his chin, "I think it's about time I changed my title."

"Your… title?" Hermione asked, brows furrowed.

"Yeah," said Harry, "you know, given everything that's happened since I survived Voldemort's attack seventeen years ago and was dubbed 'The Boy Who Lived'."

"Ah," Ron smirked. "So what's your new 'title', mate?"

"I am now 'The Man Who Lived, Then Died, and Then Lived Again'!" He grinned triumphantly while his friends facepalmed in perfect synchronization.

A/N: Review? :)

~Emachinescat ^..^