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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Lemon Cheese you say? it's what my mother calls lemon curd, and the first thing that sprang to mind when i signed up. It also happens to be similar to my initials According to my friends, my stories get better as they go along. Not a big fan of setting the scene, and also get more into the story once I know where it is going. So please don't give up :) I love Harry Potter fanfics, but on the on the occasion i'll read other stuff (usually Twilight, but only ever AU/AH ones) Who I ship: My all-time favourite Harry Potter FanFics are: |
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190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,618 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood: A Dramione Fic by Raptor.Elephant reviews
Lavender Brown makes a bet with Hermione that she can't win over the Slytherin Prince in a month. Hermione wonders why she agreed... she could never stand a chance of winning, right? Rated for minor adult themes and language. R&R. COMPLETE... FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,761 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Love, One Lifetime by LadyZaidey reviews
Sequel to Seasons May Change. Hogwarts is over and life is about to change, follow Lily, Scorpius and the others as they deal with new challenges, new responsibilities and new relationships while old relationships deepen and love grows stronger yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 148,491 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6168 - Favs: 15,150 - Follows: 5,264 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For My Hazel Grace by Phobios reviews
Augustus Watter's last minutes of life. All for Hazel. For My Hazel Grace
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Augustus W., Hazel L. - Complete
Real by daughtersofthesun reviews
"On the night I feel that thing again, the hunger that overtook me on the beach... I start to give in to it." A one-shot about the night when Katniss realizes that she loves the boy with the bread.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8263 - Favs: 8,581 - Follows: 8,610 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Protect me, My Dragon by Miss Nae Malfoy reviews
It's 7th year at Hogwarts and tensions are rising, but what trouble does bookworm Hermione and Slytherin Draco cause when they cross a red line with each other? Love can withstand the most brutual of actions, but can Hermione handle Draco's organization of followers and his insane hunger to be the world's most feared leader? He will be the next Dark Lord, no matter the pricey cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,410 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Logan Files by Embee08 reviews
Rory returns home for the holidays, seven months after she turned down Logan's proposal. Will a surprise guest at her grandparents' Christmas party change her future? Post-Season 7.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,097 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Denial Is Not A Pretty Facial Feature by starky11 reviews
When Narcissa Malfoy is your new mother-in-law, you might find it hard to sleep peacefully at night. When Lucius Malfoy is your new father-in-law, you might just want to forget sleep altogether. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,956 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Things Kim Kelly Would Never Admit to Anyone by evclgsb reviews
She had dreams. Once. Ficlet
Freaks and Geeks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Crossed Their Lips by JessiRomantic reviews
They had to leave each other because of who they were. This is their goodbye OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Reunion by Strawberry Myst reviews
"What happened!" They choked at the same time. I took a deep breath. "Well, we...um...we got married." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for a reunion party. Dramione. One-shot. My first fanfiction! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Be Mione by Pentastic reviews
Hermione is set up on a date with Blaise on Valentine's Day, much to the chagrin of a certain Weasley twin. Will Blaise get the girl or will Fred steal her heart? And what does Hermione have to say about it? One-shot for Twin Exchange Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
No Other Choice by GeorgiaFranchot reviews
A late night at the library sends Hermione into the ROR. Unfortunately, Draco Malfoy is also there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,569 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Mind Of A Champion by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
Cedric's thoughts during his last few minutes of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Cedric D. - Complete
To Logan by dazzleme15 reviews
It's just coming to the end of Rory's campaign trail, and she misses Logan. This is a letter she wrote to him. Sorry, I suck as summaries.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seasons May Change by LadyZaidey reviews
His very presence was intoxicating, drawing her in like a magnet leaving her craving his touch and the silky folds of his voice. Lily had grown up with Scorpius, he was like another brother to her, so why did she find herself falling for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,726 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Royal Decision by Queen Mafalda reviews
Set in the 1500s, Princess Hermione finds herself amidst the whimsical guiles and allures of Prince Harry, Prince Draco and Prince Cedric. Will love claim this fair maiden? Or will misfortune befall her as she learns the artful mendacity of life at court?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hermione G.
Snowblind by Crookshanks.x reviews
Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,444 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forgettable Vows by twin-v reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Wooden Tulips reviews
Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nerd by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"If you must know, Draco Malfoy, I have this huge thing for nerds." Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Cup of Tea by Glalie773 reviews
Hermione's watching a Quidditch practice, when a certain Slytherin strolls up for a chat. DM/HG one-shot. Implied GW/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The New IT couple: mystery of the seeker's glove by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay by Greenaleydis reviews
Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he could have imagined. Fluffy girl-girl goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Off Limits by LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Desire by words of magick reviews
The Mirror of Erised brings surprising results to unsuspecting people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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What If? reviews
Starting at Goblet of Fire, a parallel telling of the story through Hermione's eyes. What if she went with someone else to the Yule Ball? What if he was a Slytherin? What if she fell for him? What if he loved her back? Book quotes included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,552 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tales From the Fruit Bowl reviews
A One-Shot from the perspective of Arnold the Pygmy Puff, post Deathly Hallows but pre-Epilogue set in the Potter household.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Lovesick Rose reviews
Scorpius - the image of his father, a snobbish slytherin. Why does he keep staring at her? Rose - sarcastic, silly and a wannabe Bridget Jones. Why does she stare back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Everything's Changed reviews
A melancholy monologue by Bella, describing how Charlie has changed since her mother left him. OneShot, OOC? AH and sort of AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Poppy's reviews
A seasonal OneShot about Edward and Bella. Bella spends all her time in a little café called Poppy's, but why? Could it be the guy who brings her hot chocolate as the snow falls outside? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
