Name: Ali, Lexi, or Alex is what you can call meh!!

Birthday September 26

I'm a chick!!

I am a Libra

Fav Color: Blue

Fav food: Lollipops, Sushi, and Taco, Nachos AND Buffalo Wings!! not all together though... XP

Fav candy : LOLLIPOPS!! Twizzlers, Gum AND CANDY!!

Fav singers: Bruno Mars and Katy Perry!!! Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Adele... um Anyone good...

Fav genre of music: Anything really!!

Fav shows:I do not really watch Disney Channel and Nickelodeon anymore... But I do watch Naruto and Naruto Shippuden!! Spongebob, Regular show, Adventure Time, WWE and uh yeah anything good that I didn't mention...

Fav songs write now...Katy Perry Wide Awake, Bruno Mars It will Rain One Direction What Makes you Beautiful, Justin Bieber Boyfriend, Carly Rae Jepsen Call me Maybe...

Fav Video Games: Naruto Shippuen: Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations, Lollipop Chainsaw, Just Dance 3, Animal Crossing City Folk...

Fav Youtubers: DashieGames, DashieXP, DashieXP2, NightmareCinemas, Tpindell, JennaMarbles, EddieRathNinja, Nic0lekAgames, nanaluvstrouble, Nichole337, Nigahiga, PerunaSora5, BartBaker...

Don't be alarmed people so yeah people who knows me know I am weird and if you don't know me brace yourself...

Please go check out my friend Mira's Fiction Press Account...

http://www.fictionpress.info/thestarryeyeddreamer

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

What a TURE boyfriend would do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what’s going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile. (No to cousinXcousin pairings!)

If you think that Tenten and Ino are awesome and deserve more screen-time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, paste this onto your account!

If you live for Fanfiction and can't go a day without it paste this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile

Put this on your page if you like to laugh! xD

Love Test

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Um... Sasuke no wait uh Bruno Mars No uh... Dashie... no wait even better All of the above...!!

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

A

4. Your month of birth?

September

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Both

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

My Friend Mira, Destiny and Aditi...

7. Your favorite number?

Uh 4 I guess Idk I don't have one...

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Lacean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

For my Sister to get a kidney, for my Mom can hit the lotto, my Dad to stop drinking, My Niece to grow up well, My friend Cece to be okay, For my other sister to get a good job, for my brother can grow up well to and stop being a butt and well for me it for everyone for everyone to have a great life and peace and for people to what they want and need in life to be happy and for love for everyone...

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

You say pink

I say black

You say Nick Jonas

I say Stevie Nicks

You say Aeropastale

I say Hot Topic

You say pop

I say Hard rock and Blues.

You say I'm Punk

I say It's better than being a prep

You say I'm a weird

I say DANKE SHON!

if u agree put this on your page

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Ino

Naruto

Sasuke

Hinata

Minato

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? In Order...I guess I just wrote whatever...

SasukeXIno

NarutoXHinata

NarutoXIno

ShikamaruXIno

SakuraXLee

SuigetsuXKarin

AsumaXKurenai

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

YAOI But I'd read them all if I have to...

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

More times then I can count I've played many characters where I used to live Naruto was all we talked about and we had little parties...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Almost anything and everything I can get my hands on like...

Headbands

Posters

Used to have Kunais and Shurikens but I gave them to my best friend on our Friends Day...

I have every chapter, books, an video In English and Japanese

I have almost every game I'm coming for that Generations and Ninja Storm 3...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Sasuke and Naruto

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru Fuck SasuSaku WORST EVER!!

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 7 minus Sakura And Team 10

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

It is Madara Uchiha in Obito Uchiha's body, as more or less yes. i swear he is obito even though the side that got crushed by the boulder rock still has his sharigan but still he's mask only shows the left eye and no hole for the right i mean come on has to be obito cause he gave kakashi his right eye due to kakashi injured eye and i can see peoples point that he's danzo but 'cuse my language again danzo's a bitch ass nigga who got the sharigan and the ten going up his arm 'cause of the snake bastard (love that story) orochimaru had uchiha dna or something and transferred part of it to danzo i really haven't been reading for a while so correct me if im wrong and plus i have another reason why tobi (madara) is obito uchiha cause tobi is obito all mixed up with another 'o' so he could confuse people so he wouldn't be noticed ...well thats my theory and thats what i believe

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It’s been proven in the manga so yeah, I support it. And how can sexy ass yondaime minato namikaze cannot be naruto's father I mean they even look the same duuuuuuhhhhhh...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi

Sasori

Hidan

Konan

Deidara

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Most of them...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yep, I have all of them not at the end yet but very close from naruto to naruto: shippuden thats why im behind...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

D-U-H!! no even if he does I love him...

17. Sub or dub?

I watch both but prefer sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti Sakura Hate that stupid Bitch No one likes her...

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny, I’m not annoyed in the least.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Dude, its not even a secret anymore so of course I know.oooh ooh pick me i know!! OBITO!!!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd, it should be against the law to use ‘Sexy’ and ‘Gai’ in the same sentence with out ‘Not’ between them.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku, duh... but OROCHIMARU, THAT DUDE GOT EARRINGS MAKE UP A SKIRT THAT DUDE PAINTS HIS NAILS AND EVERYTHING JUST TERRIBLE !!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weeeeeird AND AWESOME

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasuke- it would be funny to see him act silly and carefree

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

HELL YEAH!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yep, and I love it. Am I obsessed or what? XP

27. Do you like lemonS?

HELL YEAH !!!! WHAT?

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

I GOTTA MAKE SURE THEY KNOW I GIVE THEM TESTS TOO I ASKED MY MOM WHO'S THE BEST FEMALE KUNOICHI AND MY FAV MY MOM SAID 'INO UCHIHA' I WAS LIKE OKAY I WILL TAKE THAT

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yes they are funny like the one when Kakashi and Zabuza were talking to each other and Kakashi kept mocking him and Zabuza thought he had Kakashi And Said..." I'm GAY..." and Kakashi said "Good for you.." I died Laughing...

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yes so funny...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

;P LOL DUH!! My friend Destiny, Tekayah, Brittany, my bro, parents ,a couple of seven year olds, an 11 year old and 2 of my teachers and my art teacher...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

YES I draw lots of characters

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Nope my teachers love my drawings...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Nope, but it does affect how I act because I act like lots of people in a mixture and im always acting like a ninja even though I am

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Yuppers

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yes of course! o.0

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader’ theory?

Dude, it's Pein, not Yondaime but why I though it was Itachi...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Yes about IDK but I drew atleast everyone twice

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Hell YEAH But I don't care what HE LOOKS LIKE...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yep but they’re only supporting roles.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

YES!!

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Believe you when you say you're fine.

BEST FRIENDS: Refuse to accept that answer, and get the truth out of you one way or another.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shiz!

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel, TeMaRi - SwEeTeSt SiN, NamineInWonderland, KurenaiBara-chan, DanichT02, AliceInNeverLand, A Shattered Past, Confused-Odd-Obsessions

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, AliceInNeverLand, A Shattered Past, Confused-Odd-Obsessions

In the words of Steven Tyler...

Hell's fire light the matches, f*k a duck and see what hatches!